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Worst job in Tamriel?
OutLaw_Nynx
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Some NPC's have easy jobs Iike shop keeps, horse masters, merchants. I was thinking about this awhile back and asked my guild mates what they thought. Since my guild mostly is in PVP we've decided the poor guards around keeps have the worst job. And if there was a job to remove all the dead bodies in the Sewers.. Yuck!
This is kinda coming from a roleplaying stand point. What would your character despise?
This is kinda coming from a roleplaying stand point. What would your character despise?
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Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Id say who ever is the dentist . This person must never gets breaks . I've seen every NPC in Tamriel and they all have amazing teeth . Perfect bite , alignment and not one tarter stain anywhere .17 -
Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭My character, being an Altmer mage, would hate any kind of physical labor.
She shares that aspect with her creator.PC NA CP 531+
Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
Read their adventures!
The Celestial Lady1 -
bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭whoever it is that has been put in charge of looking after all the babies.
there are cribs everywhere i look, but no baby's....
someone must be looking after them all!
all that screaming
all those nappy's/diapers
and then once they begin to talk, armies of them all asking
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Ackwalan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Any of the world bosses. Gangs are always showing up at your house, beating you up, and stealing your stuff. On top of all that, they then stand on your bloody and beaten body, complaining about the worthless gear they stole from you.11 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The sweeper of the floor at The Rosy Lion.
Khajiit she sends her many apologies!
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
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Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/8 -
menedhyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭Locksmiths. They may make wonderfully ornate, stylised locks but you would think by now the complaints from their patrons constantly being robbed would have led them to rethink their mechanisms?1 -
ListerJMC✭✭✭✭✭
✭Well I don't envy Stibbons' job in the slightest, so that comes to mind
. PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
"Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."11 -
The Uninvited✭✭✭✭✭
✭The woman sweeping the floor at the wayshrine in Mournhold. So much traffic there, her work is never done...Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |
Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real4 -
Runs✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Pest control... Seems to be pretty hard to remove bugs in Tamriel.Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
At Writs End - A place to complete master writs2 -
Volrion✭✭✭✭I would love to see an ESO 'Dirty Jobs' series where random NPCs are interviewed for the show.
We could hire a bunch of RPers as voice over actors.5 -
Flameheart✭✭✭✭✭Archaeological expedition organizer aka being Stibbons.
Still waiting for the Black Sacrament which makes Lady Laurent killable.
Edited by Flameheart on September 9, 2016 9:46AMSometimes the prey turns and nips us... it's a small thing.
So let the snow flakes and unicorns dance alone until they melt or vanish from existence, we will finish up with those smart enough to stay in the glowing circle of love.
Selissi - CP 1k+ Redguard Stamina Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
Silmerel - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Templar (Ebonheart Pact)
Sunja - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Nightblade (Ebonheart Pact)
Suldreni - CP 1k+ Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight (Ebonheart Pact)
Sulhelka - CP 1k+ Altmer Magicka Sorcerer (Ebonheart Pact)
Sylundine - CP 1k+ Breton Magicka Warden (Ebonheart Pact)8 -
Dark_Claw✭✭✭The Orc in Belkarth whose sole existence is to carry that one crate backwards and forwards for all eternity. Truly a living hell.Edited by Dark_Claw on September 9, 2016 9:57AM4 -
Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭Stibens.Terms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]1 -
SlayerTheDragon✭✭✭✭✭"If I turn the lattice clock-wise..."¤═══¤ People don't like it when you talk to them with your weapon drawn ¤═══¤0 -
Violynne✭✭✭✭✭
✭The company that hires Tamriel citizens to go into dungeons, caves, prisons, forts, Alyeid ruins, and other places to strategically place items I can find.
Based on the tremendous amount of skeletons I see in these places, many don't make it.
Probably the Walmart of Tamriel. Low pay. No insurance. Death guaranteed.8 -
The_Smilemeister✭✭✭✭✭Has to be Emperor. Let's face it, it's the only job you can lose.
Better to have a job than no job.Edited by The_Smilemeister on September 9, 2016 12:47PM2 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The person who keeps having to replace the bananas in the bedroom of King Emeric.
Khajiit she liberates the fruit. This one she leaves the castle and returns - the fruit it is always replaced!
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/3 -
Tib✭✭✭The alliance leaders, trying to explain their folks the treaty of One Tamriel all the while trying to avoid brutal and bloody abdications by the angry masses
"We've opened up the borders to the Pact and Covenant members!"
"You... what???"Edited by Tib on September 9, 2016 12:55PM~Tibbie~
Senior Achievement Seeker, Scholar of UESP and the laziest trader in Tamriel
Editor and Recent Changes Patroller at UESP
Member of Beyond Skyrim: Iliac Bay6 -
DocFrost72✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Good question. My guess would be that the worst job in Tamriel has got to go to the Wamasu wranglers in RoM.1 -
josefcifkaeb17_ESO✭✭✭✭Every dreary job you have to do to get money for more skooma.
#FreeSkoomaForEveryone
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Chew_Magna✭✭✭The minstrels. Sure they may love what they do, but they do it 24/7 nonstop. No breaks, no time to take a drink, no bathroom, no sleep. They must have vocal cords of steel.1
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AverageJo3Gam3r✭✭✭✭✭Those poor saps that have to run around dungeons refilling chests and sitting monsters back in the right place. Have you ever tried to tell a banekin where he should be standing?1 -
Miszou✭✭✭✭✭
✭Anything that a stuck up elf tells me to do.
I'll do what I want. You don't own me any more.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭The mining NPCs at the Mine Resource Towers in Cyrodiil look like they are having a tough day ... between carrying large crates and their 'sighs'. Not to mention an occasional enemy raid storming through ...0 -
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✭SantieClaws wrote: »The sweeper of the floor at The Rosy Lion.
Khajiit she sends her many apologies!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
If they fix that issue then who is doing the litter box dootyConan, what is good in life?
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
PS4 Screen Name: The_Pale_Italian
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Solstice StormHaven - Magika Sorc
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