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✭✭✭Big Ernie and Kissandrea sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carr...*LOUD NOISE HEARD BELLOW THE TREE*
K: What is that noise?
BE: I don't know. Sounds like some machine.
K: OMG! Ernie! It's a chainsaw!!!
https://youtu.be/JwUg_3EMoyo
Voice from below: TIMBERRRRRR!
K & BE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*After a few minutes BE and K start to come to*
BE: uunngggghhh..... My head.....
K: *coughs*.... Are you ok babe?
BE: I think so. Are you ok?
K: Yeah I think so too.
*A shadow is cast over the both of them on the ground*
*They both look up*
K & BE: *Gasp*
*Scipio holding a chainsaw stares down at both of them*
K: Are you insane!!!? What is the meaning of this!?
*Scipio places the chainsaw down on the ground*
*Scipio pulls out a small pocket sized book from his pocket*
Scipio: Ahem! According to the laws put in place by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. you are both in violation of Article II, Subsection 2A, Paragraph iii. No romance atop a tree.
BE: This is preposterous!
K: How dare you!?
Scipio: With the authority given to me by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. I will now administer justice.
*Scipio brutally t-bags both of them*
30 minutes later on scene
*The greatest detective in all of Tamriel arrives on scene, Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget*
NPC Officer: Inspector sir! /salute
Ixtyr: Show me the victims.
*The officer and Ixtyr walk over to the vicitims*
NPC Officer: First victim is a male. 8'3" tall weighing 465 lbs. Second victim is female 5'6" weighing 127 lbs. they have been identified as Big Ernie and Kissandrea of the Ebonheart Pact.
Ixtyr: What occurred here?
NPC Officer: We're still working on that inspector.
Ixtyr: *While putting on latex rubber gloves* Well aren't we all lucky that the greatest detective in all of Tamriel is here?
*Ixtyr starts surveying the scene*
Ixtyr: The vicitims were up in the tree. Being romantic.
NPC Officer: How do you know that?
Ixtyr: The lip gloss residue on the male's lips matches the color the female is wearing.
NPC Officer: They don't call you Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget for nothing sir!
Ixtyr: Damn right. Now shut up.
Ixtyr: The tree was fell rather quickly by a chainsaw. The victims fell with the tree and stayed where they still are. They survived the fall.
NPC Officer: If they survived the fall what got them?
Ixtyr: T-bagging.
NPC Officer: But t-bagging leaves no evidence behind sir.
*Ixtyr gently lifts the cuffs of his pants up a couple inches higher and squats down near the vicitims*
*Gently he moves his hand between the two victims*
Ixtyr: This is how we know
*The NPC Officer sees Ixtyr gingerly holding a tea bag between his thumb and index finger*
Edited by Publius_Scipio on August 28, 2016 8:03PM21 -
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Maybe they should have thought about the rules of the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. before eloping in that tree. Scipio sees all.0 -
Humphie✭✭✭✭✭Kissandrea and Ernie will be on all of our bag lists this week. Of this I am sure.
But they both so nice.
Tbag that table at the office and take a video!!! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase
They are
Maybe they should have thought about the rules of the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. before eloping in that tree. Scipio sees all.
Maybe we need to poke him in one eye so he has to wear a blind fold a while and they get away with it?
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- Remove / Change CPs System, remove current CP/noCP campaigns and introduce one 30days with lock, one with no locks
- Fix crashes when approaching a keep under attack because of bad / wrong rendering prioritization system
- Change emperorship to value faction score points and not alliance points - see this and this
- Fix long loading screens (mostly caused by players joining group out of rendering range)
- Add 2 more quickslots to the wheel or add a different wheel for sieges weaponry only
- Fix Balista Bolts not dealing damage on walls or doors if deployed at a certain place
- Release bigger battlegrounds with 8 to 16 players per team and only two teams
- Fix the permanent block animation - see examples : link1 link2 link3 link4 link5
- Gives players 10 minutes to get back into Cyrodiil after relogging / crashing
- Add a function to ignore the Claiming system of useless rewards
- Improve the Mailing System / Rewards of the Worthy stacking
- Assign specific group sizes to specific campaigns (24-16-8)
- Make forward camps impossible to place near objectives
- Make snares only available from ground effects abilities
- Change emperorship to last minimum 24hours
- Fix body sliding after cc breaking too quickly
- Remove Block Casting through Battle Spirit
- Fix the speed drop while jumping - see video
- Fix loading screens when keeps upgrade
- Fix Rams going crazy (spinning around)
- Bring back dynamic ulti regeneration
- Fix speed bug (abilities locked)
- Introduce dynamic population
- Lower population cap by 20%
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- Bring resurrection sickness
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Lord-Stien✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Big Ernie and Kissandrea sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carr...*LOUD NOISE HEARD BELLOW THE TREE*
K: What is that noise?
BE: I don't know. Sounds like some machine.
K: OMG! Ernie! It's a chainsaw!!!https://youtu.be/JwUg_3EMoyo
Voice from below: TIMBERRRRRR!
K & BE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*After a few minutes BE and K start to come to*
BE: uunngggghhh..... My head.....
K: *coughs*.... Are you ok babe?
BE: I think so. Are you ok?
K: Yeah I think so too.
*A shadow is cast over the both of them on the ground*
*They both look up*
K & BE: *Gasp*
*Scipio holding a chainsaw stares down at both of them*
K: Are you insane!!!? What is the meaning of this!?
*Scipio places the chainsaw down on the ground*
*Scipio pulls out a small pocket sized book from his pocket*
Scipio: Ahem! According to the laws put in place by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. you are both in violation of Article II, Subsection 2A, Paragraph iii. No romance atop a tree.
BE: This is preposterous!
K: How dare you!?
Scipio: With the authority given to me by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. I will now administer justice.
*Scipio brutally t-bags both of them*
30 minutes later on scene
*The greatest detective in all of Tamriel arrives on scene, Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget*
NPC Officer: Inspector sir! /salute
Ixtyr: Show me the victims.
*The officer and Ixtyr walk over to the vicitims*
NPC Officer: First victim is a male. 8'3" tall weighing 465 lbs. Second victim is female 5'6" weighing 127 lbs. they have been identified as Big Ernie and Kissandrea of the Ebonheart Pact.
Ixtyr: What occurred here?
NPC Officer: We're still working on that inspector.
Ixtyr: *While putting on latex rubber gloves* Well aren't we all lucky that the greatest detective in all of Tamriel is here?
*Ixtyr starts surveying the scene*
Ixtyr: The vicitims were up in the tree. Being romantic.
NPC Officer: How do you know that?
Ixtyr: The lip gloss residue on the male's lips matches the color the female is wearing.
NPC Officer: They don't call you Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget for nothing sir!
Ixtyr: Damn right. Now shut up.
Ixtyr: The tree was fell rather quickly by a chainsaw. The victims fell with the tree and stayed where they still are. They survived the fall.
NPC Officer: If they survived the fall what got them?
Ixtyr: T-bagging.
NPC Officer: But t-bagging leaves no evidence behind sir.
*Ixtyr gently lifts the cuffs of his pants up a couple inches higher and squats down near the vicitims*
*Gently he moves his hand between the two victims*
Ixtyr: This is how we know
*The NPC Officer sees Ixtyr gingerly holding a tea bag between his thumb and index finger*
Good god man.... Warn us when your are going to post something epic......
#rd time this week beer has been speuwed all over the keybord..Sometimes the real enemy are the one who moderate it.
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Ernest145✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »Big Ernie and Kissandrea sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carr...*LOUD NOISE HEARD BELLOW THE TREE*
K: What is that noise?
BE: I don't know. Sounds like some machine.
K: OMG! Ernie! It's a chainsaw!!!https://youtu.be/JwUg_3EMoyo
Voice from below: TIMBERRRRRR!
K & BE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
*After a few minutes BE and K start to come to*
BE: uunngggghhh..... My head.....
K: *coughs*.... Are you ok babe?
BE: I think so. Are you ok?
K: Yeah I think so too.
*A shadow is cast over the both of them on the ground*
*They both look up*
K & BE: *Gasp*
*Scipio holding a chainsaw stares down at both of them*
K: Are you insane!!!? What is the meaning of this!?
*Scipio places the chainsaw down on the ground*
*Scipio pulls out a small pocket sized book from his pocket*
Scipio: Ahem! According to the laws put in place by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. you are both in violation of Article II, Subsection 2A, Paragraph iii. No romance atop a tree.
BE: This is preposterous!
K: How dare you!?
Scipio: With the authority given to me by the Cyrodiil Parks Dept. I will now administer justice.
*Scipio brutally t-bags both of them*
30 minutes later on scene
*The greatest detective in all of Tamriel arrives on scene, Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget*
NPC Officer: Inspector sir! /salute
Ixtyr: Show me the victims.
*The officer and Ixtyr walk over to the vicitims*
NPC Officer: First victim is a male. 8'3" tall weighing 465 lbs. Second victim is female 5'6" weighing 127 lbs. they have been identified as Big Ernie and Kissandrea of the Ebonheart Pact.
Ixtyr: What occurred here?
NPC Officer: We're still working on that inspector.
Ixtyr: *While putting on latex rubber gloves* Well aren't we all lucky that the greatest detective in all of Tamriel is here?
*Ixtyr starts surveying the scene*
Ixtyr: The vicitims were up in the tree. Being romantic.
NPC Officer: How do you know that?
Ixtyr: The lip gloss residue on the male's lips matches the color the female is wearing.
NPC Officer: They don't call you Inspector Ixtyr Falavir Gadget for nothing sir!
Ixtyr: Damn right. Now shut up.
Ixtyr: The tree was fell rather quickly by a chainsaw. The victims fell with the tree and stayed where they still are. They survived the fall.
NPC Officer: If they survived the fall what got them?
Ixtyr: T-bagging.
NPC Officer: But t-bagging leaves no evidence behind sir.
*Ixtyr gently lifts the cuffs of his pants up a couple inches higher and squats down near the vicitims*
*Gently he moves his hand between the two victims*
Ixtyr: This is how we know
*The NPC Officer sees Ixtyr gingerly holding a tea bag between his thumb and index finger*
The tbagging was real todayKissandrea and Ernie will be on all of our bag lists this week. Of this I am sure.
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✭@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD3 -
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✭✭✭My greatest failing as a raid lead in this or any game was failing to convince @Publius_Scipio to run with us for a night Vehemence -- Commander and Raid Lead -- Tri-faction PvP
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✭✭✭God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !Vehemence -- Commander and Raid Lead -- Tri-faction PvP
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✭God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
Edited by God_flakes on August 29, 2016 1:01AM0 -
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✭✭✭@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD
Nope. But my advice to you is find a real hero.God_flakes wrote: »
TESO Nation podcast on YouTubeGod_flakes wrote: »God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.5 -
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✭TESO Nation podcast on YouTube
So since he can't play the game for shite he's now just flapping his gums about it? Again, YAWN.I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
Edited by God_flakes on August 29, 2016 3:17AM0 -
ataggs✭✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD
Nope. But my advice to you is find a real hero.God_flakes wrote: »
TESO Nation podcast on YouTubeGod_flakes wrote: »God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
TESO Nation is really good! For a anyone that hasn't tuned in yet I would suggest it. I get it on iTunes.Edited by ataggs on August 29, 2016 3:16AM-
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✭✭✭God_flakes wrote: »TESO Nation podcast on YouTube
So since he can't play the game for shite he's now just flapping his gums about it? Again, YAWN.I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
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✭✭✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD
Nope. But my advice to you is find a real hero.God_flakes wrote: »
TESO Nation podcast on YouTubeGod_flakes wrote: »God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
TESO Nation is really good! For a anyone that hasn't tuned in yet I would suggest it. I get it on iTunes.
Mr. Ixtyr Falavir is indeed the man behind the TESO Nation Podcast.0 -
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✭Publius_Scipio wrote: »@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD
Nope. But my advice to you is find a real hero.God_flakes wrote: »
TESO Nation podcast on YouTubeGod_flakes wrote: »God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
TESO Nation is really good! For a anyone that hasn't tuned in yet I would suggest it. I get it on iTunes.
So here we have two prominent VE members licking the boots of a very insignificant and very inept former leader of what was left of CN (before he thoroughly and completely destroyed it). Fascinating.0 -
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✭✭✭God_flakes wrote: »Publius_Scipio wrote: »@Publius_Scipio , you are my hero...where can I find more of your RP. Have you been published? XD
Nope. But my advice to you is find a real hero.God_flakes wrote: »
TESO Nation podcast on YouTubeGod_flakes wrote: »God_flakes wrote: »
Nay good lady! He sold me Black Rose last night, thus vastly improving the quality of life for all in Cyrodiil !
Yes he's been reduced to a lowly shop keeper because he failed at guild leading/battle.
Publi, you missed a good chance to make me a star.
I can only go so far. I can't go rated R or NC-17.
TESO Nation is really good! For a anyone that hasn't tuned in yet I would suggest it. I get it on iTunes.
So here we have two prominent VE members licking the boots of a very insignificant and very inept former leader of what was left of CN (before he thoroughly and completely destroyed it). Fascinating.
DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJUROR OF CHEAP TRICKS JAURIEL!!!!!
https://youtu.be/lKaw5SjeHx0
I have only ever been part of the guild known as the DAGGERFALL COVENANT. I am friends with all those that have bled blue.3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbGq5qnxbjQThis discussion has been closed.