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Best Guild Names

  • jedtb16_ESO
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    My personal fave is LLAMAS RULES THE PARTY :3

    Just love the random name^^

    PC/MAC EU server

    jeff minter reference perhaps?
  • ShadowPhoenix15
    My personal fave is LLAMAS RULES THE PARTY :3

    Just love the random name^^

    PC/MAC EU server

    jeff minter reference perhaps?

    Dunno :P I just love the name^^
    She-who-flees-from-battle-screaming
  • UltimaJoe777
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    calia1120 wrote: »
    The best name I've seen for a trading guild was Wal-Mart

    You sure that it wasn't Bal-Mart? Though here are some of the more interesting ones I've seen:
    • apocalypticbattle turtles
    • Disciples of Creeper
    • Fluffy Bunny Death Squad
    • Injured Knee Heroes
    • Molag's Balla'z
    • Rainbow Cake Dinosaur - this was a new one this week, made me chuckle
    • Rainbow Cookie Candy
    • Sex Sells

    No there is actually a guild on PS4 NA named Wal-Mart with that precise spelling and casing.
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • AntMan100673
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    Molag Bal's Bag - xbox EU, I haven't seen them around for a while but then I also haven't been to where they usually had a trader for a while either
    EU - EP - Dunmer - Dragonknight - Magicka DPS - CP160

    GT: AntMan100673
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    Der Klub der dichten Töter

    (explanation for non german speakers : it means "the club of the drunk killers", and is directly derived from the movie name "der Klub der toten Dichter" - german title for "Dead Poets Society"). (further explanation for youngsters : dead poets society is a brilliant and cult movie from the late 80's or early 90's feat. Robbin Williams).

    Edited by anitajoneb17_ESO on August 1, 2016 7:09PM
  • EllaRielle
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    Barely Lethal <3
    @Preyfar
    Edited by EllaRielle on August 1, 2016 7:11PM
    Guilds:
    ESOTR
    Wings of Fate
    Elder Scrolls Exchange
    Ethereal Traders Union
    Heroic Intent
    Haderus/Trueflame on NA
  • GilGalad
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    xblackroxe wrote: »
    HODOR <3



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    Animals Unchained | PC EU
    Homestead Theorycrafting
    Math of RNG
  • Woeler
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    Halblappen.
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    Angi wrote: »
    Little Drag Queens - EU/PC. Doesn't exist anymore(afaik.), but it brings back good memories from non-vet, or what @Valencer? :#

    :(

    where is the love :(

    Angiiiii <3
    Little Drag Queens - EU/PC. Doesn't exist anymore(afaik.), but it brings back good memories from non-vet, or what @Valencer? :#

    Moist Wombats :D

    ROFL. What kind of name is that :|

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    Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
    PC - EU.
    Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
    Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
    Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
    Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
    Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
    The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
    Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
    Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
    Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>

    Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
    My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
  • Lariana
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    We have a one-year old guild on PC/EU called the Unattired Elven Dancers, which is surprisingly full of nords. Guess what we like to do ;)
    Not even daedra have two left feet!
  • ArchMikem
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    Nudists and Swingers

    The name doesn't really mean anything. But apparently we're staunch followers of Sanguine, Prince of Debauchery. ;)
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • kargen27
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    Someone in zone chat wanted to use the acronym F.A.N.G but didn't have a name so asked for help. I suggested Five Angry Nude Gnomes. Got lots of support but alas he said no.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Humphie
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    You been exposed



    Soooo much salt and crap talk...very entertaining

    @SRIBES <3
  • DeadDealer
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    VIKTOR POPOV SOYZ GUILD

    yes, caps title
  • Rylana
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    Balls Deep Gaming, i may or may not have been a part of this one back in 2014
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • me_ming
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    I've always liked The Elder Skills guild name on PC/NA. not a member, but I do like it.
    "We're heroes, my boon companion, and heroes always win! Let that be a lesson to you."
    -Caldwell, "The Final Assault"

    "There is always a choice. But you don't get to choose what is true, you only get to choose what you will do about it..."

    -Abnur Tharn, "God of Schemes"]
  • Mutagem
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    One I saw that I really liked was "Breton Business Bureau"
    Mutagem - AD Stamina Nightblade - Prefect
    Mutagentleman - AD Magicka Templar - Palatine
    Mutageneticist - AD Magicka Sorcerer - Corporal
  • SteveCampsOut
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    Pacrooti's Hirelings NA and EU. Tooting my own horn of course because I run it. Named after our dear Woodworking Hireling Pacrooti and all his fun adventures in crafting.
    @ֆȶɛʋɛƈǟʍքֆօʊȶ⍟
    Sanguine & Psijic Group Beta Tester.

    NA Server:
    Steforax Soulstrong CH782 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH782 Dragonknight AD
    Rheticia Le Drakisius CH782 Nightblade DC
    Razmuzan Thrasmas CH782 Templar EP
    Sheenara Soulstrong CH782 Dragonknight DC
    Erik Ramzey CH782 Nightblade AD
    Growling Kahjiti CH782 Nightblade EP
    One of Many Faces CH782 Sorcerer DC
    Grumpasaurus Rex CH782 Warden DC
    EU Server:
    Guildmaster of Pacrooti's Hirelings AD Based LGBT Friendly Guild.
    Stefrex Souliss CH701 Sorcerer AD
    Grumpy Kahjiti CH701 Dragonknight DC
    Slithisi Ksissi CH701 Nightblade EP
    Pokes-With-Fire CH701 Dragonknight AD
    Josie-The-Pussi-Cat CH701 Templar AD
    Stug-Grog M'God CH701 Templar DC
    One With Many Faces CH701 Nightblade DC
    Trixie Truskan CH701 Sorcerer EP
    Grumpetasaurus Rex CH701 Warden EP
  • Rylana
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    Humphie wrote: »
    You been exposed



    Soooo much salt and crap talk...very entertaining

    @SRIBES <3

    I got invited to that guild yesterday, turned it down figuring it would be exactly what you just said, last thing I need is more drama.
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
    Ebonheart Pact: Lyzara Dionysis - Sorc - AR 37 (Former Empress of Blackwater Blade and Haderus) == Shondra Dionysis - Temp - AR 23 == Arrianaya Dionysis - DK - AR 17
    Aldmeri Dominion: Rylana Dionysis - DK - AR 25 == Kailiana - NB - AR 21 == Minerva Dionysis - Temp - AR 21 == Victoria Dionysis - Sorc - AR 13
    Daggerfall Covenant: Dannika Dionysis - DK - AR 21 == The Catman Rises - Temp - AR 15 (Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade)
    Forum LOL Champion (retired) == Black Belt in Ballista-Fu == The Last Vice Member == Praise Cheesus == Electro-Goblin
  • ListerJMC
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    One guild store I went to in PC/NA that I thought was pretty funky was "Fundies in Undies" :D.

    Now here's my biased vote: "Victory or Valhalla" is my main guild, and it's all based around viking society so all the member ranks are based on viking titles :).
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Draxys
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    Red DIEd Tampons was one of Dshotz' more, uh, crude ideas
    2013

    rip decibel
  • shadelon
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    My personal favourite that i've seen on ps4 na is ebonhart sucks dix. Yes literally there is a guild named that. Really amazes me that actually got past the censors. Amazingly, it really seems to work because when i see that guild owning a keep in chillrend, the reds seem to go nuts trying to take that one specific keep.
    The Airstrike - Flower Lady

    Champion 871 [Lv 50 Magward Healer, Lv 50 Stamward DPS, Lv 50 Warden Tank, Lv 50 MagWard DPS]

    Guild Master of the League of Assassins (check us out at www.leagueofassassins-ps4.guildlaunch.com
  • Rayya_Blackheart
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    Breton Business Bureau caught my eye

    Then of course Malacath's Trousers. Not that I'm biased or anything ^.^
    PC NA Rayya Blackheart pitiful DPS NB CP160
    PC NA Phaedra Phoenix beast mode Templar Healer CP160
    PC NA lvl6 Mudcrab
  • nine9six
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    Great House Hlaalu

    ;)
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
  • YoloWizard
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    Potato Squad, hands down
    RETIRED

    World First Vet Maw Of Lorkhaj Clear
    World First Vet Halls of Fabrication Clear
    World First Vet Asylum Sanctorium +2 Clear

    World Record for All Trials Pre Thieves Guild Patch (YT)
  • xXMichonneXx
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    Flaming Pandas on Xbox NA
    XBoxOne NA
    910 CP
    50 Imperial Stamblade DC
    50 Argonian Templar Healer DC
    50 Altmer Mag Sorc DC
    50 Imperial Stam Templar DC
    50 Dunmer Mag DK DC
    50 Imperial Stam Sorc DC
    50 Nord Stam DK Tank DC
    50 Redguard Stam DK DPS DC
    50 Altmer Mag Templar DPS DC
    50 Imperial Stam Warden DC
  • Asuryan11
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    The Inglorious Baggers
  • Solariken
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    My favorite guild name I've seen in ESO is "Hit It And Crit It."

    I don't remember if it was PC NA or XB1 NA but hilarious no doubt. XD
  • FrostFallFox
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    FishySticks of Agility.
    \(^-,,-^)/
  • ComboBreaker88
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    I run a guild named Brotherhood of Merchants on NA Xbox1. I'm pretty happy with the name. (400+ members with a trader. And recruiting) -shameless plug. :wink:
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