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ESO pick up lines?
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Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭You've been looking for love in Auridon places
Please tell me you aren't here all week.
XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus1 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**1 -
B_lov3d✭✭I see you looking at this Imperial Physique. Come over here girl and let this Twice Born Star lay a Hand of Mephala on you. There's no need to look at me like a Scathing Mage, I have the Willpower, Agility, and Endurance to perform a Meritorious Service if you so please. We can end this Eternal Hunt and merge in Twilight's Embrace. I can mount a Powerful Assault with my Vicious Serpent bringing you to Oblivions Edge and back - A Phoenix set is most definitely a requirement
(I better not need Curse Eating Pants afterwards)My horse can fall off a cliff and then race to the other side of Cyrodil with his mangled legs.....but he cannot defeat the face of a mudcrab, a small rock, and occasionally has problems with stairs. -_-5 -
runagate✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭You look good enough to eat.
I'm not just saying that because I'm Bosmer.
But, seriously, I am going to eat you afterwards. Like a lady praying mantis. I'll eat your fingers like masonja.0 -
vamp_emily✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I see you looking at this Imperial Physique. Come over here girl and let this Twice Born Star lay a Hand of Mephala on you. There's no need to look at me like a Scathing Mage, I have the Willpower, Agility, and Endurance to perform a Meritorious Service if you so please. We can end this Eternal Hunt and merge in Twilight's Embrace. I can mount a Powerful Assault with my Vicious Serpent bringing you to Oblivions Edge and back - A Phoenix set is most definitely a requirement
(I better not need Curse Eating Pants afterwards)
Try using that pickup line in RL and see how many run from you
If you want a friend, get a dog.
AW Rank: Grand Warlord 1 ( level 49)3 -
kaithuzar✭✭✭✭✭
✭You see babe, that's why you need a guy with STAMINAMember of:
Fantasia - osh kosh b-josh
Just Chill - Crown's house
GoldCloaks - Durruthy test server penga
Small Meme Guild - Mano's house
Former member of:
Legend - Siffer fan boy club
TKO (tamriel knight's order) - free bks
Deviance - Leonard's senche tiger
Purple - hamNchz is my hero
Eight Divines - myrlifax stop playing final fantasy
WKB (we kill bosses) - turd where you go?
Arcance Council - Klytz Kommander
World Boss - Mike & Chewy gone EP
M12 (majestic twelve) - cult of the loli zerg1 -
omg this thread xD +1Main Characterr:Tiberius Scrofal : Imperial Templar HealerShard: PC EU DC0 -
GreenhaloX✭✭✭✭✭
✭I like the lines from Gabrielle Benele, at the Lion Guard Redoubt in Glenumbra, after you finish those ritual quests with her. "If you ever pass this way again, feel free to stop by and visit. I can think of a few other rituals that you can help me with.." I wonder what these rituals are that she's talking about.
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Runs✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Think the Shornhelm mount trainer has used one on me in the past..."You look like you could use something to ride" I think he says more if staying for longer but I was always in and out.Runs| Orc Nightblade • Chim-el Adabal| Dunmer Templar • M'air the Honest| Khajiit Templar
Oddity| Altmer Sorceror • Drizlo| Orc DragonKnight • Lady Ra Gada| Redguard Sorceror
Taste-of-Hist-Sap| Argonian Nightblade • War'den Peace| Khajiit Warden • Little Warden Annie Altmer Warden
Ports with Blood| Breton Templar • Dirty-Old-Man| Dunmer DragonKnight • Eyes-of-the-Sun| Argonian DragonKnight
Bleak Mystique| Nord Warden • Polychronopolous| Imperial Sorceror • Bullcrit| Khajiit Nightblade
PC NA CP 1250+ and still a noob
At Writs End - A place to complete master writs0 -
I_killed_Vivec✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭No pick up lines required!
Naryu wants to have a bubble bath with me... Ayrenn just plain wants me...
Female guards everywhere drawl seductively "Hello there..."
And that's with a female character 0 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭What's a cool cat like you doin' in a mean part of town like this? ...Oh, you're a skooma addict, nevermind.Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy2 -
TheDarkoil✭✭✭"Hey girl, I've never wished I was a Hammerfell Camel before but damn I would switch places with the one you are riding now"0
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MaddPowered✭✭✭✭✭Are you single? Cause i want to Cradle your heart.World's First Planesbreaker
World's First Bugged Planesbreaker
World's First Dawnbringer
World's Third Godslayer
World's Second Immortal Redeemer
World's Third Gryphon Heart
Top scores :
vAA - 4D (PC NA) - 154,068 - 8:31 Greymoor
vSO - 4D (PC NA) - 180,238 - 11:28 Greymoor
vHRC - 4D (PC NA) - 163,258 - 8:28 Greymoor
vMOL - Calamity (PC NA) - 174,680 - 9:42 Stonethorn
vHOF - 4D (PC NA) - 232,362 - 14:11 Greymoor
vAS - 4D (PC NA) - 117,014 - 2:41 Stonethorn
vCR - Calamity (PC NA) - 136,091 - 3:45 Stonethorn
vSS - 4D (PC NA) - 255,552 - 21:34 Greymoor
vKA - 4D (PC NA) - 247,292 - 16:19 Greymoor
vRG - Calamity (PC NA) - 301,438 - 24:21 Blackwood0 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy1 -
SanSan✭✭✭✭✭This was a great read. Thanks guys xD
I needed this after my painful dentist appointment.0 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Ask them their birth sign...if they respond with the Tamerilic sign (i.e. 'the Shadow' not 'Taurus'), keep that one, because you already know you have something in common.#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC2 -
thisisScoMan✭✭✭✭Have I seen you riding a mount around Orsinium?
Because you look like someone who would enjoy a bumpy ride.Xbox One. NA Server
Australian.
600+ CP
DC - 3 x Level 50
AD - 2 x Level 50
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RavenRoxie✭✭✭✭Let's melee and chill tonight, baby.
Edited by RavenRoxie on August 2, 2016 12:00AMPhantogram DC | Wood Elf | Magicka Nightblade/ | DPS | 856cp
False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
@RoxieParadoxx | Twitch | Twitter0 -
mb10✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭You know why they call me the Khajiit whisperer? Cause I know exactly what that pus*y needs.
I might not go down in PS4 EU PVP Thornblade server, but I’ll go down on you.
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
You should get the crown store jester outfit (Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You know how some people buy really expensive mounts to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a mount.
There are 60 bone shards needed to get into the trophy vault. How would you like one more?
Is this Skyrim? Or are you just happy to see me?
I’m like Maelstrom Arena, the more you play with me the harder I get!
I think I’m in the Deadlands because you look like a Daedric Titan. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Are you a courier? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Do you have High Elf in you? Do you want some?
Are you a lumberjack? Because you've given me wood.
Are you a mount? Can I ride you anyway?
Hey I am a Grand Overlord, let me take you down.
No pun intended above.
Edited by mb10 on August 2, 2016 12:26AM1 -
MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Shall I treat you to my whip or to my riding crop?"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0
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