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  • Arthg
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    You're all alone in the middle of the sewers and you realize you left the base without banking those 7,500 telvar stones...
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  • Dromede
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    When your guild starts raiding 10 minutes before you get hoke from work :(
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    V'oghatta - Stamplar pretending to be a tank
    Ulville Thonvella - aspiring Fire Mage, be careful around her fire sticks!
    Dromedaris - lost and not found. Named after a shoe, what else can you expect from her? A proper tank in her wildest dreams
    Swims-Naked - too pretty to grind, too silly to quest.
    Sun Flair - Dunmer Templar that can't spell for life. To bad she's too broke to afford a name change... Well, at least she's pretty...
  • Eirikir
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    ... you que into the dungeon you have run successfully and swiftly 100 times with your unique build, and have to listen to players who don't play your role complain about it and quote guides from youtube like they are gospel......


    .... and you finally get past it and start and they suck as players. Double sadness.
    Edited by Eirikir on July 25, 2016 6:46PM
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  • CherryCake
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    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    When you deconstruct something you forgot to lock. :'(

    When you didnt know that you can lock... :'(
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • Dark_Aether
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    ...when you did all the work defending a keep then d/c right before the 10k tick :s
  • Dark_Aether
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    ...you're in a nice pvp skirmish and about to crit rush you're favorite target...then loading screen...start falling out of world...

    ...then you came back and he killed you during that nonsense.
  • UltimaJoe777
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    I don't have sad moments, just grrr argh moments :p For me though, that moment when you get a monster shoulder with the trait you want only to have it be the wrong armor type, then get that same set with the RIGHT armor type and wrong trait... Sometimes vice versa.
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  • BlackEar
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    that elusive black sacrament target won't show.
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  • Softpad
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    When you die in a keep that you have been defending for an hour, and you ran to rush back from another keep and the fight is over and you just miss out on that crazy huge defense tick
    Edited by Softpad on July 25, 2016 7:43PM
  • rhapsodious
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    BlackEar wrote: »
    that elusive black sacrament target won't show.

    What's your NPC that just won't stay dead? Mine were Aojee-Ei and Lamaska or however you spell her name. Meanwhile Alard Cerone took a month and a half to show up. Ugh.
    29k anchovy club

  • Softpad
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    You knew you were safe picking that lock, but some how you were spotted and get a bounty
  • MaddPowered
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    ...When you random queue and a veteran rank 2 tries to tell you how to play...
    World's First Planesbreaker
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    World's Third Gryphon Heart

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  • BlackEar
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    rhapsodious wrote: »
    BlackEar wrote: »
    that elusive black sacrament target won't show.

    What's your NPC that just won't stay dead? Mine were Aojee-Ei and Lamaska or however you spell her name. Meanwhile Alard Cerone took a month and a half to show up. Ugh.

    @rhapsodious I did them almost all consecutively so I am only missing 1 which is lamazhka or whatever. Don't know when it will spawn so have to check it everyday. Is it a rotation or random?
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  • rhapsodious
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    BlackEar wrote: »
    rhapsodious wrote: »
    BlackEar wrote: »
    that elusive black sacrament target won't show.

    What's your NPC that just won't stay dead? Mine were Aojee-Ei and Lamaska or however you spell her name. Meanwhile Alard Cerone took a month and a half to show up. Ugh.

    @rhapsodious I did them almost all consecutively so I am only missing 1 which is lamazhka or whatever. Don't know when it will spawn so have to check it everyday. Is it a rotation or random?

    I think it's random each day. I was asking in jest because like I said, it took a month and a half to get my last target, but in that time I got the same two or three targets like 4 or 5 times. I think the sacrament target rolls over at some point during the day but I haven't been able to pinpoint when that is.
    29k anchovy club

  • Cazzy
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    You've miscalculated a jump

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  • Pheefs
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    I open a thieves trove & there's only lockpicks inside.
    Grrrrr!
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  • LEGENDARYYY
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    when you do 3 nSO runs in a row and all you get is well-fitted or training shadow dancer sets for deconstruction.
    CP capped.

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    + about 20 deleted alts

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  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
    you process 300 fish and only get 4 perfect roe...

    I'd be lucky to get a single perfect roe from 300 fish. I long ago gave up fishing for this reason, it irritated me way too much how little I was getting back for my time. I think I managed to get a single perfect roe out of something like 3k fish... so not worthy of my time. Maybe if I gun for fish achievements I'll consider the perfect roe thing as an afterthought.
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
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  • CherryCake
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    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
    you process 300 fish and only get 4 perfect roe...

    I'd be lucky to get a single perfect roe from 300 fish. I long ago gave up fishing for this reason, it irritated me way too much how little I was getting back for my time. I think I managed to get a single perfect roe out of something like 3k fish... so not worthy of my time. Maybe if I gun for fish achievements I'll consider the perfect roe thing as an afterthought.

    Am I the only one getting a perfect roe from 50 to 100 fish?...
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • Phinix1
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    ...you realize the 5 Skoria, 7 Engine Guardian, and 6 Bloodspawn pieces you've accumulated are ALL Prosperous and Training.

    :/
  • Cazzy
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    EstelioVeleth wrote: »
    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    jedtb16_ESO wrote: »
    you process 300 fish and only get 4 perfect roe...

    I'd be lucky to get a single perfect roe from 300 fish. I long ago gave up fishing for this reason, it irritated me way too much how little I was getting back for my time. I think I managed to get a single perfect roe out of something like 3k fish... so not worthy of my time. Maybe if I gun for fish achievements I'll consider the perfect roe thing as an afterthought.

    Am I the only one getting a perfect roe from 50 to 100 fish?...

    Yes! D: I've never got one. Ever :(
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    rhapsodious wrote: »
    BlackEar wrote: »
    that elusive black sacrament target won't show.

    What's your NPC that just won't stay dead? Mine were Aojee-Ei and Lamaska or however you spell her name. Meanwhile Alard Cerone took a month and a half to show up. Ugh.

    I get Aojee-Ei and that one breton fellow Gion Alinie I think his name is. I am pretty sure Gion is in every mission I do, even when he's not a mark. I see aojee sometimes like this as well. I think this is a way for ZoS to troll us on the achievement :P For certain I've killed Gion Alinie many times, which confirms my suspicion that the planemeld caused a dragonbreak. And whats up with those chains falling all the time when I defeated Molag Bal? :P (PS: I'm glad I can still take these down. I'm not complaining).
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  • CherryCake
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    Cazzy wrote: »

    Yes! D: I've never got one. Ever :(

    Awwww I can send you one if you wish! I am doing nothing with them at the moment and see no reason to sell them either, normally I just share my stuff with friends xD
    And Cazzy dont worry I am not a creepy dude trying to hit on you xDDDDDDDDD I am a married woman!
    Edited by CherryCake on July 25, 2016 10:59PM
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    You've miscalculated a jump

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    I don't know what I'm looking at, but that's awesome.
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    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
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  • GivvumBoane
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    Lightninvash wrote: »
    you get the last bowl of ice-cream as your first bowl and when you are throwing the ice-cream container away the bowl falls on the floor dumping out the ice-cream on the floor as your dog runs up to see what happens and dives into it. Being a hot day and wanting the ice-cream to cool you off. That is a sad feeling....


    well that or accidently deconstructing a divines kena helm... that is pretty bad too....

    Edit: changed bowel to bowl because it sounded horrible. :D:p
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    Lightninvash wrote: »
    you get the last bowl of ice-cream as your first bowl and when you are throwing the ice-cream container away the bowl falls on the floor dumping out the ice-cream on the floor as your dog runs up to see what happens and dives into it. Being a hot day and wanting the ice-cream to cool you off. That is a sad feeling....


    well that or accidently deconstructing a divines kena helm... that is pretty bad too....

    Edit: changed bowel to bowl because it sounded horrible. :D:p

    It made me chuckle as well. A bowel full of ice cream... not so yummy sounding.
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    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
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  • GivvumBoane
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    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    Lightninvash wrote: »
    you get the last bowl of ice-cream as your first bowl and when you are throwing the ice-cream container away the bowl falls on the floor dumping out the ice-cream on the floor as your dog runs up to see what happens and dives into it. Being a hot day and wanting the ice-cream to cool you off. That is a sad feeling....


    well that or accidently deconstructing a divines kena helm... that is pretty bad too....

    Edit: changed bowel to bowl because it sounded horrible. :D:p

    It made me chuckle as well. A bowel full of ice cream... not so yummy sounding.

    Or, bowel falls on the floor... sounds painful to say the least
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • CherryCake
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    My bowels have some weird movements right now :'(...
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • Caligamy_ESO
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    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    GivvumBoane wrote: »
    Lightninvash wrote: »
    you get the last bowl of ice-cream as your first bowl and when you are throwing the ice-cream container away the bowl falls on the floor dumping out the ice-cream on the floor as your dog runs up to see what happens and dives into it. Being a hot day and wanting the ice-cream to cool you off. That is a sad feeling....


    well that or accidently deconstructing a divines kena helm... that is pretty bad too....

    Edit: changed bowel to bowl because it sounded horrible. :D:p

    It made me chuckle as well. A bowel full of ice cream... not so yummy sounding.

    Or, bowel falls on the floor... sounds painful to say the least

    When you reach that age where a bowl full of ice cream makes your bowel angry
    :s
    love is love
  • GivvumBoane
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    EstelioVeleth wrote: »
    My bowels have some weird movements right now :'(...

    Lol TMI
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
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