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That sad feeling you get when

  • martinhpb16_ESO
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    PVE open world got so easy its not fun anymore.

    I miss the sense of exploration.
    At least the spelling is difficult for you.
    Hew's Bane*
  • The Uninvited
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    When you take a break at the base in the sewers and a guild member says to you in guild chat: Thanks for slaughtering us on our AD characters. Our plan was to wipe you, but you had like 20 players in your zerg....

    We weren't even zerging, it was just a loose group (so not even in group) grinding out bosses for tel var stones. :D
    Pandora's Promise (rip) | LND | Pactriotic | IKnowWhatUDidLastWinter's | The Uninvited |

    Ride the paranoia | All life is pain | Only the grave is real
  • Caligamy_ESO
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    soll wrote: »
    when you accidentally roll dodging down from the keep wall to the big group of enemies...
    (and there is no camp near by)

    lol I've done this a couple times, and I haaaaaate it.

    Especially when I am dodging shots and some jerk on top of the keep uses Rapid Maneuver right before I go flying off the castle walls >:[
    love is love
  • Drdeath20
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    When your next bounty is a Sorcerer bounty
  • FortheloveofKrist
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    ...you kill a couple Dire Wolves and your dog walks out of the room with his head down just before looking at you like you're murdering puppies for fun.

    (Seriously, ZoS, I like how realistic this game is, but the sounds those wolves make in DB when you kill them really freaks my dog out. Back to headphones, I guess)

  • Jazbay_Grape
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    When you fail at a gank and feel like a bug splattered on a windshield
  • nimander99
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    When you have a sinking suspicion Vvardenfell is going to be broken up into several DLC's over an entire year...
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • PurifedBladez
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    You start vMA.
  • FloppyTouch
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    ...you are 1vXing and remember you can't 1vX :/
  • Leon119
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    When you need an aether necklace and vicious ring but all your prayers to RNGesus result in an entire shadow dancer, knightmare and skirmisger jewelry set.....
  • WacArnold
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    Opening vault chests to find ring of willpower with robust, or ring of agility with arcane.
    Xbox One - North American - Ebonheart Pact
    Anti-Pop Lv 50 Magicka Nightblade Dark Elf
    WacArnold Lv 50 Magicka Templar Argonian
  • GivvumBoane
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    When the police pulls you over for doing 65 in a 25. :D
    All hail the prophet that is Mike Judge, for his Idiocracy prophecy is near fruition.
  • KochDerDamonen
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    When you fail at a gank and feel like a bug splattered on a windshield
    Funny, watching someone have this feeling brings joy to my life.

    Luv at firs site?? <3 xoxo
    Edited by KochDerDamonen on July 27, 2016 6:30AM
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  • Mojmir
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    you think your typing in chat, all hell breaks loose with windows opening/jumping/mount horse/YOLO jump off ledge by mage in AA.
  • AnnieBeGood
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    or leave the cryptic message in chat wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
    Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
    Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
    Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
    Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
    Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
    Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
    and several babies...... learning to ride
    EU server, pc and All for the Pact
    Alith, the best guild in the EU
  • snakester320
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    sad when you double load into areas constantly and theres bad lag ( fixed a little better now) when you get the infinite loading screen in dungeons!!! BIGGEST sad is when servers go down for 5-10 hour maint and nothing gets fixed!! HUH!!
  • bebynnag
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    you que for group finder as a tank, on a tank & the group you get are annoyed that your actually a tank & not a DD pretending to be a tank to get a group quicker!
  • snakester320
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    you que for group finder as a tank, on a tank & the group you get are annoyed that your actually a tank & not a DD pretending to be a tank to get a group quicker!

    Game needs more ppl like you who tank que as a tank and prob know how to tank pitty theres not more of you and healers.. less failed dungeon runs!!!
  • Minalan
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    You see an enemy Malubeth Templar and a Malubeh block stacking DK on the imperial city node, and fight them.

    Nobody kills one another. Then you leave in disgust after a 40 minute fight, wondering why you still sub to such a broken game.
    Edited by Minalan on July 27, 2016 4:11PM
  • Autolycus
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    When you're the one that Nerien'eth targets for his Necrosis CC, and your dps meets the check and "frees" you, but you're still stuck standing there, completely incapable of moving, casting, attacking, bar swapping, using consumables, etc., and then die to Necrosis anyway... and that was the only death in the whole run.
    Edited by Autolycus on July 27, 2016 5:34PM
  • MasterSpatula
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    When you make it all the way to the Orisinium Quartermaster then get a loading screen as soon as your character's feet hit the writ turn-in platform.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Asmael wrote: »
    You see a nice set piece in Sanctum (Ophi / Aether), hover your mouse over the item, and see that it's Prosperous / Training.

    Any Prosperous / Training I didn't make for myself.

    My lightning form zaps things I can't see... It sometimes looks hilarious to see a group swatting at nothing if nobody dies, but ultimately is sad.

    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • Robbmrp
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    ....wake up and realize that you have to go to work instead of stay home and game.....
    NA Server - Kildair
  • Carokube
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    ...when you fall in the hole in Sanctum Ophidia...

    "Sorry, guys..."
    Trade Guilds | Shatner's Trade Dominion | Blackbriar Barter Co | Black Dragon Apothecary | The Ska'vyn Bazaar
    PVE Guilds | The Shogunate
    The CaroCrew | Jesulon (DC) | Jilandara (DC) | Juniper Wind (AD) | Jostine (AD) | Jura (EP) | Jtala (EP) | Jysha (EP)
    CP600!!+ (and still not a vMA clear) | NA | PC
  • bebynnag
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    you que for group finder as a tank, on a tank & the group you get are annoyed that your actually a tank & not a DD pretending to be a tank to get a group quicker!

    Game needs more ppl like you who tank que as a tank and prob know how to tank pitty theres not more of you and healers.. less failed dungeon runs!!!

    i think i know how to tank... over taunt boss, loose agro & then laugh at the people in groupfinder (who have been giving you crap for the last 10 min for being a tank) as they all get 1 shot right? LOL
  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Carokube wrote: »
    ...when you fall in the hole in Sanctum Ophidia...

    "Sorry, guys..."

    It always cracks me up when a fella warns people not to fall in, then falls in.
  • Hammy01
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    When you spend 20 or more minutes defending a keep and crash just as you are about to get the major defense tick... thus missing out on some sweet AP.

  • DRXHarbinger
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    When you buy 5 Kuta and craft 5 magika glyphs that you wanted for a medium Tbs set... then you put them on the armor without realising and no chance of getting them back..50k well spent.
    PC Master Race

    1001CP
    8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
    Master Angler
    Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
    Tamriel Hero
    Grand Overlord
    Every Skyshard
    Down With BOP!
  • lonewolf26
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    ... You complete VMA, and receive your 10th Ring of the Hunt
  • Autolycus
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    Carokube wrote: »
    ...when you fall in the hole in Sanctum Ophidia...

    "Sorry, guys..."

    It always cracks me up when a fella warns people not to fall in, then falls in.

    It's even more embarrassing when you're the one leading the group and almost always remember (or remind others) that it's there, and then fall in anyway. :p
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