phaneub17_ESO wrote: »Natch Potes sound like a deep fried potato dish.
JamieAubrey wrote: »
SantieClaws wrote: »The Natch Potes al la Santie.
In preparation for the barbershop everyone will now be randomly allocated much more or much less hair. This is to make it the game exciting! The Dark Brotherhood will now also offer close shaves with a cutthroat razor in addition to their other services.
To get you in the right mood for the Argonian dungeons every player will now be able to eat torchbugs with an extendable tongue. Eating butterflies will be added as a standalone DLC.
Hews Bane has voted to leave Tamriel. The Thieves Guild will now fight the rest of Nirn over the free movement of Skooma and sweetrolls.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws