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Hello... I used to be an adventurer like you... until I took a wrobel to the knee

LegacyDM
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Gather around Let me tell you my story.

I used to be a wonderful magicka nightblade. Adventuring around through stealth and enjoying my adventures. Those days are over. I took a wrobel to the knee.

1. My cloak broke. Also many enemies have many counters. My days of weaving in and out of combat are over. I took a wrobel to the knee and my Days of using cloak to get away and hide to safety are over.

2. Stealth broke. If I am lucky to get away and no one is around, I want to get back into stealth. I hide under a rock or behind tree. I took a wrobel to the knee and I'm stuck in combat but no combat around. My eyes just won't close to invoke my magical stealth power.

3.My run speed is slower. That wrobel is stuck in my knee. In addition to my run speed, wrobel knee, reduced my speed from 40% to 30%.

4. I used to be able to cast my spells and cancel halfway through with a flick of a wrist. But alas, my animation canceling skill got messed up with a wrobel to the knee.

5. I was a bad ass vampire. I could sneak with no movement penalty! But I took a wrobel to the knee and got a 50% movement reduction penalty instead. Wrobel knee has assured me this is a temporary affliction. But wrobel knee still comes and goes.

6. O boy. I could hit hard with the best of them and maintain my resources. But then I took a wrobel to the knee and was told I need to Sacrifice my damage in favor of resources. But wait! If I didn't want to do that I could invest 10s of thousands of gold into poisons or gain recovery through Weapon attacks that I don't like using...damn that wrobel knee.

7. I had killer dot attacks! But I took a wrobel to the knee and my thermaturge isn't working right...wrobel knee must be effecting my concentration.

8. I had the best weapons! Nirnhoned was a rare and expensive material for my swords! I took a wrobel to the knee and now they are junk..wrobel knee tells me I need to go get sharpened.

9. Ah my heals. Refreshing path was a good heal until I took a wrobel to the knee.

10. Ah I thought I was one of the best. But strangely no one else was affected by wrobel knee. Others learned of a magical protection called CE.

Please feel free to post YOUR wrobel to the knee story.
Edited by LegacyDM on June 17, 2016 9:24PM
Legacy of Kain
Vicious Carnage
¥ampire Lord of the South
  • Whatzituyah
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    Wow thats alot of Wrobels.
  • flguy147ub17_ESO
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    Wrobel is OP as hell
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    I will take that rubbish off your hands :trollface:
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  • SolarCat02
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    ... Am I the only one now envisioning a professional wrestler throwing Wrobel at people's knees...?
    Why be normal when you can be better?

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  • Averya_Teira
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    Are you really ranting about NB ? The best class ingame atm ?
  • UltimaJoe777
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    So does this mean your knee is the one crying or is Wrobel just that sharp a guy? ;)
    Edited by UltimaJoe777 on June 17, 2016 9:37PM
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  • GreenSoup2HoT
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    I hate how i have to deal with the 50% dark stalker passive on console that was claimed to be a bug.... HOW DOES A BUG CHANGE A TOOLTIP ZOS???
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  • LegacyDM
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    Are you really ranting about NB ? The best class ingame atm ?

    This isn't about my nb. This is about how wrobel mucks stuff up. Everyone's got a wrobel story. Feel free to post yours.
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  • Wtrenga
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    Clearly a L2P issue and I'm not even joking
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