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The top 10 excuses/reasons you died, June 2016 Edition

  • WuffyCerulei
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    Lol I often die when I crash mid-battle. That and loading screens...thank goodness there aren't too many of those anymore.
    "Buzz Lightyear toy isle shot" Stormcalling/Animal Companions/Assassination PVP build hater

    Bring Back Pure Class Build Power
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    My favorite excuses are the ones that are tied up around "it's BS that I can't 1vX because of (fill in the blank) nerf!"

    It's like people think balance equals being able to beat 6 people at once at all times.
  • RinaldoGandolphi
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    My top reasons for dying are:

    #1 I'm drunk.
    #2 I'm really really drunk

    That's my reason I can't even stomach going to Cyrodiil nowadays unless I'm Atleast 6 cans into a case at the very least...least when the slide show starts I can hide my ping and just assume I'm really really really drunk from continuing to keep putting them down
    Edited by RinaldoGandolphi on June 13, 2016 4:21PM
    Rinaldo Gandolphi-Breton Sorcerer Daggerfall Covenant
    Juste Gandolphi Dark Elf Templar Daggerfall Covenant
    Richter Gandolphi - Dark Elf Dragonknight Daggerfall Covenant
    Mathias Gandolphi - Breton Nightblade Daggerfall Covenant
    RinaldoGandolphi - High Elf Sorcerer Aldmeri Dominion
    Officer Fire and Ice
    Co-GM - MVP



    Sorcerer's - The ONLY class in the game that is punished for using its class defining skill (Bolt Escape)

    "Here in his shrine, that they have forgotten. Here do we toil, that we might remember. By night we reclaim, what by day was stolen. Far from ourselves, he grows ever near to us. Our eyes once were blinded, now through him do we see. Our hands once were idle, now through them does he speak. And when the world shall listen, and when the world shall see, and when the world remembers, that world will cease to be. - Miraak

  • Giraffon
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    My food wore off!
    Giraffon - Beta Lizard - For the Pact!
  • ataggs
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    I was hiding in my Templar house :/
      Confirmed Casual
    • Templar DC- Zee Taggs
    • Templar EP- Zoola
    • Templar AD- Old Zoola
  • Makkir
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    My 2yr old gets me killed all the time
  • kevlarto_ESO
    kevlarto_ESO
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    Number one reason I die Health Bar went to 0 LOL
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    You forgot Wrobel
  • TequilaFire
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    Fighting, disconnecting then re-spawning dead.
    Gotta love it.!
  • Sandman929
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    Fighting, disconnecting then re-spawning dead.
    Gotta love it.!

    Even better, for a bonus you can respawn dead in a PvE zone unable to resurrect yourself.
  • Morostyle
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    You forgot: Ran out of buff food
  • kit_sune
    kit_sune
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    46753: *** I was on the wrong bar
    Everyone's Favorite Fox
  • SirAndy
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    Gravity ...
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  • yodased
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    #1 reason I die in pvp is because I am not very good at pvp.
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • PrinceFabious
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    Zergs and poisom damage
  • heystreethawk
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    I've noticed that ppl read off their death recaps in a tone which suggests that their death was inevitable given the insanely OP abilities at hand

    That's always irked me; in part because it's always just regular and popular abilities that should not surprise anyone

    And then also the tone of it is like "bats bats proxy det bats -- what was I supposed to do? Just look at all these bats a-fluttering!"

    Just get out of the bats man take a little responsibility here. Or use your own bats since two bats makes a bat-negate, little known fact

    Only acceptable time to rattle off yr death recap is when it's something hilarious like an inner fire synergy

    GM of Fantasia
    I heard those symphonies come quick
  • Pchela
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    Ice trebs
  • frozywozy
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    Pchela wrote: »
    Ice trebs

    friendly ice treb while afk on sej porch
    Frozn - Stamdk - AR50
    Frosted - Magplar - AR50
    Frodn - Magden - AR50
    Warmed - Magblade - AR50
    Mmfrozy - Magsorc - AR44
    Necrozn - Magcro - AR32
    Twitch.TV/FrozyTV
    PvP Group Builds

    “Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, and great minds discuss ideas.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
    • Fix Volendrung (spawn location - weapon white on the map causing the wielder to keep it forever - usable with emperorship)
    • Remove / Change CPs System, remove current CP/noCP campaigns and introduce one 30days with lock, one with no locks
    • Fix crashes when approaching a keep under attack because of bad / wrong rendering prioritization system
    • Change emperorship to value faction score points and not alliance points - see this and this
    • Fix long loading screens (mostly caused by players joining group out of rendering range)
    • Add 2 more quickslots to the wheel or add a different wheel for sieges weaponry only
    • Fix Balista Bolts not dealing damage on walls or doors if deployed at a certain place
    • Release bigger battlegrounds with 8 to 16 players per team and only two teams
    • Fix the permanent block animation - see examples : link1 link2 link3 link4 link5
    • Gives players 10 minutes to get back into Cyrodiil after relogging / crashing
    • Add a function to ignore the Claiming system of useless rewards
    • Improve the Mailing System / Rewards of the Worthy stacking
    • Assign specific group sizes to specific campaigns (24-16-8)
    • Make forward camps impossible to place near objectives
    • Make snares only available from ground effects abilities
    • Change emperorship to last minimum 24hours
    • Fix body sliding after cc breaking too quickly
    • Remove Block Casting through Battle Spirit
    • Fix the speed drop while jumping - see video
    • Fix loading screens when keeps upgrade
    • Fix Rams going crazy (spinning around)
    • Bring back dynamic ulti regeneration
    • Fix speed bug (abilities locked)
    • Introduce dynamic population
    • Lower population cap by 20%
    • Add Snare Immunity potions
    • Bring resurrection sickness
    • Fix character desync
    • Fix cc breaking bug
    • Fix gap closer bug
    • Fix health desync
    • Fix combat bug
    • Fix streak bug
    • Fix server lag
  • Roechacca
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    I don't have any excuses for dying. I have well conceived notions, conspiracies, and blanket responses pre written in case that rare occurrence happens. My number one go to is I was typing in zone chat. Let's see you do that and fight at the same time.
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    I've noticed that ppl read off their death recaps in a tone which suggests that their death was inevitable given the insanely OP abilities at hand

    That's always irked me; in part because it's always just regular and popular abilities that should not surprise anyone

    And then also the tone of it is like "bats bats proxy det bats -- what was I supposed to do? Just look at all these bats a-fluttering!"

    Just get out of the bats man take a little responsibility here. Or use your own bats since two bats makes a bat-negate, little known fact

    Only acceptable time to rattle off yr death recap is when it's something hilarious like an inner fire synergy

    I totally do that. Haha. Mostly when I'm insta fried so not super often. Just when I have no idea what hit me to confirm if it was "proxidetproxidetproxidetviciousdeathproxidet". Generally it is. Haha.
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    That said, my favorite way to kill an opponent is still with a resto staff heavy attack. I really would love to hear that reaction.
  • frozywozy
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    I've noticed that ppl read off their death recaps in a tone which suggests that their death was inevitable given the insanely OP abilities at hand

    That's always irked me; in part because it's always just regular and popular abilities that should not surprise anyone

    And then also the tone of it is like "bats bats proxy det bats -- what was I supposed to do? Just look at all these bats a-fluttering!"

    Just get out of the bats man take a little responsibility here. Or use your own bats since two bats makes a bat-negate, little known fact

    Only acceptable time to rattle off yr death recap is when it's something hilarious like an inner fire synergy

    The death recap is so inaccurate. Alot of times abilities don't come in the right order and some are entirely missing. It's much better to use the combat log of any addon to really know what's going on. I like the one coming with FTC especially. Just wish I could disable the healing done.
    Frozn - Stamdk - AR50
    Frosted - Magplar - AR50
    Frodn - Magden - AR50
    Warmed - Magblade - AR50
    Mmfrozy - Magsorc - AR44
    Necrozn - Magcro - AR32
    Twitch.TV/FrozyTV
    PvP Group Builds

    “Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, and great minds discuss ideas.” -Eleanor Roosevelt
    • Fix Volendrung (spawn location - weapon white on the map causing the wielder to keep it forever - usable with emperorship)
    • Remove / Change CPs System, remove current CP/noCP campaigns and introduce one 30days with lock, one with no locks
    • Fix crashes when approaching a keep under attack because of bad / wrong rendering prioritization system
    • Change emperorship to value faction score points and not alliance points - see this and this
    • Fix long loading screens (mostly caused by players joining group out of rendering range)
    • Add 2 more quickslots to the wheel or add a different wheel for sieges weaponry only
    • Fix Balista Bolts not dealing damage on walls or doors if deployed at a certain place
    • Release bigger battlegrounds with 8 to 16 players per team and only two teams
    • Fix the permanent block animation - see examples : link1 link2 link3 link4 link5
    • Gives players 10 minutes to get back into Cyrodiil after relogging / crashing
    • Add a function to ignore the Claiming system of useless rewards
    • Improve the Mailing System / Rewards of the Worthy stacking
    • Assign specific group sizes to specific campaigns (24-16-8)
    • Make forward camps impossible to place near objectives
    • Make snares only available from ground effects abilities
    • Change emperorship to last minimum 24hours
    • Fix body sliding after cc breaking too quickly
    • Remove Block Casting through Battle Spirit
    • Fix the speed drop while jumping - see video
    • Fix loading screens when keeps upgrade
    • Fix Rams going crazy (spinning around)
    • Bring back dynamic ulti regeneration
    • Fix speed bug (abilities locked)
    • Introduce dynamic population
    • Lower population cap by 20%
    • Add Snare Immunity potions
    • Bring resurrection sickness
    • Fix character desync
    • Fix cc breaking bug
    • Fix gap closer bug
    • Fix health desync
    • Fix combat bug
    • Fix streak bug
    • Fix server lag
  • Xexpo
    Xexpo
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    Not enough Negates.
    Kiki Dickson ~~~ Dixmanian Devil ~~~ Cornelius Buckshank Jr.
    Histy-Fitz ~~~ Boozemer ~~~ Chace X'expo
    Lluvia De'Fuego ~~~ Shakes Spear
    Macro and Cheese NA/PC
  • Lyar09
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    "I couldn't break CC"

    I'm sure you couldn't *rolls eyes*
    PC/NA | twitch.tv/ohhlyar | youtube.com/lyaryt
  • Crispen_Longbow
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    #1 Killer of Solos, Small Mans or Raids

    Squirrels: These seemingly harmless creatures bring out our most inner desire to give "Chase".
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    These cuddly rodents quickly morph into ferocious beasts...
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    and are known by a new name...

    JEDI Squirrels : Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force... aka (AP)
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    Crispen Longbow - Daggerfall Covenant (DC): NB - Rank:50 (NA/PC) - RIP (Blue VE, Khole, LoM, MO)
    Crispen Longboww - Aldmeri Dominion (AD): NB - Rank:50 (NA/PC) - Crispen's House of Pain RIP (KP, Yellow VE, Omni)
    Crispen Longbow-EP - Ebonheart Pact (EP): NB - Rank:50 (NA/PC) - RIP (Red VE)
  • heystreethawk
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    That said, my favorite way to kill an opponent is still with a resto staff heavy attack. I really would love to hear that reaction.

    That's probably the only attack that has remained roughly as effective as it always has been through every patch!
    frozywozy wrote: »
    I've noticed that ppl read off their death recaps in a tone which suggests that their death was inevitable given the insanely OP abilities at hand

    That's always irked me; in part because it's always just regular and popular abilities that should not surprise anyone

    And then also the tone of it is like "bats bats proxy det bats -- what was I supposed to do? Just look at all these bats a-fluttering!"

    Just get out of the bats man take a little responsibility here. Or use your own bats since two bats makes a bat-negate, little known fact

    Only acceptable time to rattle off yr death recap is when it's something hilarious like an inner fire synergy

    The death recap is so inaccurate. Alot of times abilities don't come in the right order and some are entirely missing. It's much better to use the combat log of any addon to really know what's going on. I like the one coming with FTC especially. Just wish I could disable the healing done.

    It would still irritate me even if people were reading from a fully functional far future utopian death recap, buuuuuut if more people looked at their combat log instead then at least they wouldn't react like they got hit with 12,000 dmg from a single tick of caltrops
    GM of Fantasia
    I heard those symphonies come quick
  • Aleraon
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    I died cos weapon swap was non responsive so couldn't swap to my heal bar, either that or I got a lag spike at the moment of being attacked and was dead before having a chance to react lol
    (EU/AD) CP501 Razum-dah - Khajiiti Templar Healer
    (EU/AD) CP501 J'Kara Silverclaw - Khajiiti Dragonknight tank
    (EU/AD) CP501 Rajhiin - Khajiiti stamina Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Draven Corvillian - Breton magicka Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Sinderian Nightflame - High Elf magicka sorcerer
    (EU/AD) CP501 J'zargo Silverclaw - Khajiit stamina Templar
    (EU/AD) CP501 Ariella Nightshade - High Elf Magicka Nightblade
    (EU/AD) CP501 Ri'shada - Khajiit Stamina Sorcerer
    (EU/AD) LVL29 Valeon Indoril - Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight
    *The Queen stole this one's moonsugar candies lol*
  • moiraleafcull
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    1. Loading screen when crit rushing enemies
    2. Typing in zone chat
    3. Got jesusbeamed by 12+ guys.
    4. Loading screen when dropping ult
    5. Typing in guild chat
    6. *** I was on the wrong bar
    7. Loading screen when zerg spams (insert skill)
    8. Typing in friends chat
    9. Fingers forget where the keys are
    10. Run over by that that 24 man AD zerg of @Aoe_Barbecue and @Crispen_Longbow...the other 22 were just following us...or so Crispen claims ;-)
    Did I mention loading screen when...oh wait...thats 11
    Edited by moiraleafcull on June 13, 2016 8:44PM
    @moiraleafcull == 551+ Champion
    Daggerfall Covenant: Moira Leafcull - Temp AR 27 | Fara Nightsky - NB AR 6
    Proud to wear the tabards of Daggerfall Pride and LoM


  • PainfulFAFA
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    11. Playing stam sorc lul
    PC NA
    Aztec | AZTEC | Ahztec | Aztehk | Master of Mnem
    MagDK | Magplar | Magward | Mageblade | Stamsorc

  • zyk
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    Based on posts I read here: opponent was a Redguard.
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