How ZOS could add children to Tamriel...

  • MornaBaine
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    It's really annoying that unkillable city guards are constantly rude to you with absolutely nothing you can do about it. I'd find the rude unkillable children ZOS would no doubt implement to be even more annoying. Unless you could interact with them and scare the sweet bejezus out of them and THEN have them always remember you and treat you either respectfully or fearfully!

    Outside of that, I've always thought it was flatly stupid and lazy not to include them in the main towns.
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  • Gidorick
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    ADarklore wrote: »
    Here is the problem... people want 'more content' yet expect the devs to devote days, weeks or months to creating children, adding animations and then adding them to all the zones across Tamriel- that's a HUGE undertaking.

    Second, do you know how much taxing of resources this would do to an already stressed system by adding even more NPCs and animations?!?

    Sorry, I'd rather have ZOS work on fixing the numerous bugs in the game and continuing to add more CONTENT... sorry but adding children is the lowest of low on my wish list.

    I love how people are just accepting that ESOs engine is sub standard and are fine with the development of the game suffering for it.

    My suggestion would involve the addition of a new DLC, a new zone, a new Daedric Realm, possibly adding mount & mounted combat and the possibility of adding the ability to make mixed race children characters.

    If that's not CONTENT then I'd love to know what is @ADarklore .

    Nooo,if you make a child race for people to play,they'll wind up getting weird with them.Mark me words.

    :lol: I don't mean adolescent races @Volkodav , I meant offspring. A character based on the mixture of two others.
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  • Volkodav
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    ADarklore wrote: »
    Here is the problem... people want 'more content' yet expect the devs to devote days, weeks or months to creating children, adding animations and then adding them to all the zones across Tamriel- that's a HUGE undertaking.

    Second, do you know how much taxing of resources this would do to an already stressed system by adding even more NPCs and animations?!?

    Sorry, I'd rather have ZOS work on fixing the numerous bugs in the game and continuing to add more CONTENT... sorry but adding children is the lowest of low on my wish list.

    I love how people are just accepting that ESOs engine is sub standard and are fine with the development of the game suffering for it.

    My suggestion would involve the addition of a new DLC, a new zone, a new Daedric Realm, possibly adding mount & mounted combat and the possibility of adding the ability to make mixed race children characters.

    If that's not CONTENT then I'd love to know what is @ADarklore .

    Nooo,if you make a child race for people to play,they'll wind up getting weird with them.Mark me words.

    :lol: I don't mean adolescent races @Volkodav , I meant offspring. A character based on the mixture of two others.

    Ahh.I see. I actually read it wrong,didnt pay attention to the use of Children characters.
    (I really shouldnt be commenting when I am so sleepy,huh?) XD
  • Gidorick
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    Volkodav wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    ADarklore wrote: »
    Here is the problem... people want 'more content' yet expect the devs to devote days, weeks or months to creating children, adding animations and then adding them to all the zones across Tamriel- that's a HUGE undertaking.

    Second, do you know how much taxing of resources this would do to an already stressed system by adding even more NPCs and animations?!?

    Sorry, I'd rather have ZOS work on fixing the numerous bugs in the game and continuing to add more CONTENT... sorry but adding children is the lowest of low on my wish list.

    I love how people are just accepting that ESOs engine is sub standard and are fine with the development of the game suffering for it.

    My suggestion would involve the addition of a new DLC, a new zone, a new Daedric Realm, possibly adding mount & mounted combat and the possibility of adding the ability to make mixed race children characters.

    If that's not CONTENT then I'd love to know what is @ADarklore .

    Nooo,if you make a child race for people to play,they'll wind up getting weird with them.Mark me words.

    :lol: I don't mean adolescent races @Volkodav , I meant offspring. A character based on the mixture of two others.

    Ahh.I see. I actually read it wrong,didnt pay attention to the use of Children characters.
    (I really shouldnt be commenting when I am so sleepy,huh?) XD

    I've said the same about being drunk. :lol:
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    That's right... Horse.
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  • hamgatan
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    Hammy01 wrote: »
    Funny how there are no kids in the game but there are baby rockers all over the place.... What the heck happened to the babies?

    They're in PvP.
    Wat ? Finally a paradise with no kids and you want to ruin my immersion . :neutral:

    Amen that! Whilst I appreciate the considerable effort OP went to in their post.. they clearly don't have kids IRL! lol.
    Edited by hamgatan on June 9, 2016 1:36PM
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  • idk
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    Nice attempt at creative writing.
  • Gidorick
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    Nice attempt at creative writing.

    I wouldn't call it writing... more of an outline.
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