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Each Alliance zone chats in a Nutshell.
Burning_Talons
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Ebonheart Pact
"Anyone wanna buy x"
"Turn your f&$^# music down"
"Bout to rip this bong gurgle gurgle gurgle"
*Disturbing Screams*
"Anyone wanna buy a bite 500k for a lick"
"Freaking elves i hate em"
*More Bong Rips*
Aldmeri Dominion
"Oh you were a red before? GET the hell outta here scrub"
"Hey girl can you disrobe and dance for me?"
"I hate the EP zergs!!!" *Counters with zerg x2 as big"
*Random singing*
"Dude you arent even a Centurian you obviously suck at PvP"
Daggerfall Covenant
"..."
"Anyone wanna buy x"
"Turn your f&$^# music down"
"Bout to rip this bong gurgle gurgle gurgle"
*Disturbing Screams*
"Anyone wanna buy a bite 500k for a lick"
"Freaking elves i hate em"
*More Bong Rips*
Aldmeri Dominion
"Oh you were a red before? GET the hell outta here scrub"
"Hey girl can you disrobe and dance for me?"
"I hate the EP zergs!!!" *Counters with zerg x2 as big"
*Random singing*
"Dude you arent even a Centurian you obviously suck at PvP"
Daggerfall Covenant
"..."
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Text chat.
Soon (tm)Edited by JD2013 on May 25, 2016 1:06PMSweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!3 -
Father_X_Zombie✭✭✭✭DC: "hosting RGB if anyone is interested, minimum 5k bet"
(RGB is a game played with engine guardian)GT: AK x Zombie
Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
DC NA XB1
RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler1 -
JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Burning_Talons wrote: »
Yeah, I tried ESO on console. As a curiosity.
Straight back to PC. Need that text chat. I feel for ya.Sweetrolls for all!
Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC
PC Beta Tester January 2014
Elder of The Black
Order of Sithis
The Runners
@TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/
Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!1 -
Silver_Strider✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭I can't speak for AD or DC as I don't have characters in those factions but EP is mostly spot on (except for the bite/lick part)
The crashes in Mournhold are the worst whenever you try porting there so it's a real pain trying to turn in your daily undaunted. God forbid you logged off by the Wayshrine there too. The only saving grace is that I often find a new patron for my ever growing list of clients that need my crafting serves that keep my bank vaults nice and full.
Also, we don't hate Elves, we hate the Green army that always double team us in PvP.Argonian forever1 -
Osteos✭✭✭✭✭
✭DC The most civilized faction on every platform.DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault9 -
Cinnamin0_0✭✭DC:
*blasting terrible music*
"Anyone wanna buy blue motifs?" *insults you if you don't buy*
*gay boys talking about gay boy stuff*
*straight boys insulting gay boys*
"Any v16 (insert roll here) wanna run (insert dungeon here)?*
"Can someone make me armor, I have mats?"PS4 - NA - INACTIVE
Ayane Bluewind: Wood Elf Nightblade Master Equipment Crafter
Stella Spellbinder: High Elf Sorcerer Master Consumables Crafter
Valkyrie Vendicci: Imperial Dragonknight
Rinn Ashcroft: Breton NightbladeXBOXONE - NA - ACTIVE
Ayane Bluehollow: Wood Elf Nightblade Equipment Crafter (in training)
Nurvyna Andrethi: Dark Elf Sorcerer Furnishing Crafter (in training)
Seina Elsinaire: High Elf Warden Consumables Crafter (in training)3 -
SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭AD has terrible music blasters, too, ranging from rap full of swear words to "I'm a Barbie girl...". Also YouTube "comedy".
We also have this one guy who enjoys telling everyone about how their mother is better endowed than they are.
Half the random singing is actually decent.
Edited by SolarCat02 on May 25, 2016 5:36PMWhy be normal when you can be better?
Elissandra Ravenwing, Magicka Dragonknight Healer
Lady Kalila, Stamina Templar DPS
Stands-in-Danger, Nightblade Saptank
Zalarah, Stamina Dragonknight DPS3 -
Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭SolarCat02 wrote: »AD has terrible music blasters, too, ranging from rap full of swear words to "I'm a Barbie girl...". Also YouTube "comedy".
We also have this one guy who enjoys telling everyone about how their mother is better endowed than they are.
Half the random singing is actually decent.
Oh really? I havent been on AD for too long so never experienced it0 -
C0wrex✭✭✭✭Ebonheart pact zone chat reminds me Barrens chat.
You spend wayyyy more time than what's healthy. (hell, staying in the /zone chat is already unhealthy)"We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
-Tennyson, Ulysses0 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭EP: "Fus Ro Dah!!"
AD: "Our queen is hot!"
DC: "For the Covenant!""Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU1 -
SahrotRein✭✭✭✭Someone is biased
Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.- A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel0 -
phairdon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Text chat on pc
" Just drunk a 24 pack of beer.........."
" Just finished a joint....."
"about to light up a joint"
"I'm stoned...."
" insert random abuse"
" insert political chat"
Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)1 -
Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I totally laughed when I saw this. I'm for the Covenant and I am very VERY quiet in game. hehe
Thanks for the laugh and the validation. What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!0 -
ForsakenSin✭✭✭✭✭
✭Me :
Setting--> area chat---> mute
Aaaaa that's better ...."By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
"You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."2 -
NateAssassin✭✭✭✭✭I've never seen zone chat not about politics or SJW wars.AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp2 -
Tan9oSuccka✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭"Bout to rip this bong gurgle gurgle gurgle"
This is great! Well played and true.
I had the pleasure of tanking a Vet dungeon where THREE players were on mic and ripping water bongs.
Fun times.
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Bfish22090✭✭✭✭✭Father_X_Zombie wrote: »DC: "hosting RGB if anyone is interested, minimum 5k bet"
(RGB is a game played with engine guardian)
lol is that a thing?0 -
Elder_Night✭✭✭Father_X_Zombie wrote: »DC: "hosting RGB if anyone is interested, minimum 5k bet"
(RGB is a game played with engine guardian)
OH GOD NO it's the dam flower game from runescape all over again!I'll blow your eyeballs off their hinges1 -
FrostFallFox✭✭✭✭I honestly think they're all the same. People from all backgrounds play this game, the only thing separating us was a color.\(^-,,-^)/0 -
Mr.Hmm✭✭✭✭As always EP chat is pure chaos and i love it.If I die tomorrow I do not want to think of the game I could of played today, therefor I will play whatever I want today while securing a future to play in as well.
A true gamer will think of all the possible outcomes and execute the one that is the hardest to accomplish.0 -
Clerics1985✭✭✭tbh I go afk in EP at times just to read some of the *** that gets posted. it can be very entertaining with context.0
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Sallington✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Thank you for a glimpse into the apparent nightmare that is console MMOsDaggerfall Covenant
Sallington - Templar - Stormproof - Prefect II
Cobham - Sorcerer - Stormproof - First Sergeant II
Shallington - NightBlade - Lieutenant |
Balmorah - Templar - Sergeant ||0 -
TieFighter✭✭✭Burning_Talons wrote: »Ebonheart Pact
"Anyone wanna buy x"
"Turn your f&$^# music down"
"Bout to rip this bong gurgle gurgle gurgle"
*Disturbing Screams*
"Anyone wanna buy a bite 500k for a lick"
"Freaking elves i hate em"
*More Bong Rips*
Aldmeri Dominion
"Oh you were a red before? GET the hell outta here scrub"
"Hey girl can you disrobe and dance for me?"
"I hate the EP zergs!!!" *Counters with zerg x2 as big"
*Random singing*
"Dude you arent even a Centurian you obviously suck at PvP"
Daggerfall Covenant
"..."
the random singing is probably me, my bad!Da'Hui DC imperial mage dragonknight(retired but retained)
Hand Saryn Valor EP dunmer templar(mage/healer)
Pergan Asuul AD dunmer dragonknight(dps firemage)
Mi'Mosa EP imperial nightblade(stamina)
Limu'Kai EP Sahxleel dragonknight(vampire mage)0 -
Meilinka✭✭✭Mei in AD's Trueflame zone chat.
Bacon! Lewd. Hurrrp a der. Morning greets.
Coffee and donuts. Loud noises. Kermit flailing.
Randomness.
If it is Friday I am drunk and things get extra weird.
Goodnights.
*blows kisses*
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Father_X_Zombie✭✭✭✭Bfish22090 wrote: »Father_X_Zombie wrote: »DC: "hosting RGB if anyone is interested, minimum 5k bet"
(RGB is a game played with engine guardian)
lol is that a thing?
Yea, 2 people bet on a color (r g or b) and which ever color procs gets the pot but the host gets 10%. People in Wayrest seem to be very rich, they gamble away 100k at a time without thinking of it.GT: AK x Zombie
Marcurio Avidius - Breton Sorcerer - The Flawless Conquerer - General
Raven Avidius - Imperial Nightblade - Stormproof
Cicero Avidius - Imperial Templar - First Sergeant
Audens Avidius - Breton Templar - Stormproof
Jimi Hendrix - Redguard Dragonknight - Stormproof
Leliana Artaine - Breton Nightblade - Stormproof
Brutus Decinus - Imperial Sorcerer - Stormproof AD
Wait aren't you DC - Dark elf Nightblade EP
Achilleus Infernium - Breton Dragonknight
Claudia Aurella - Imperial Warden
DC NA XB1
RIP XB1 NA Chillrend 2015-2017
Home to emp farmers and roleplayers
Put out of its misery by Brian Wheeler0
