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A dash of Natch and a pinch of Potes
SantieClaws
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Khajiit thinks things are a little slow round here today.
Where is the desperation? The seagulls?
Anyway Santie will relieve your suffering - as oppose to usually causing it.
The Natch Potes. This one liberated them from a courier she 'met' on the way to Sentinel. Do not fear. The courier will recover eventually - well what is left of him. This one is sure they are official. They were even in an envelope!
"The cobblestones on the floor around the Rosy Lion shall be replaced by soft fluffy pillows so that the drunks may sleep more comfortably on the floor.
In addition to the ‘Blade of Woe’ skill we shall be introducing the ‘Pitcher of Happiness’ where you are able to immobilise any NPC or mob with a freindly large jug of ale.
Clothing in the crown store now comes in a variety of sizes - Bosmer, Imperial, Nord, Orc and Ogrim
New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
Fish caught around the Wayrest Sewers will now give your character food poisoning. On the up side though you get a 10% chance to use the zombie toxic vomit skill on your enemies.
If you are fishing in a group you now have a 20% chance of ‘tangling lines’. This results in one of you falling in the water and another member of the group getting your fish. Fish obtained with this method have a 85% chance of containing 'slightly imperfect roe' which makes an average quality poison"
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Where is the desperation? The seagulls?
Anyway Santie will relieve your suffering - as oppose to usually causing it.
The Natch Potes. This one liberated them from a courier she 'met' on the way to Sentinel. Do not fear. The courier will recover eventually - well what is left of him. This one is sure they are official. They were even in an envelope!
"The cobblestones on the floor around the Rosy Lion shall be replaced by soft fluffy pillows so that the drunks may sleep more comfortably on the floor.
In addition to the ‘Blade of Woe’ skill we shall be introducing the ‘Pitcher of Happiness’ where you are able to immobilise any NPC or mob with a freindly large jug of ale.
Clothing in the crown store now comes in a variety of sizes - Bosmer, Imperial, Nord, Orc and Ogrim
New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
Fish caught around the Wayrest Sewers will now give your character food poisoning. On the up side though you get a 10% chance to use the zombie toxic vomit skill on your enemies.
If you are fishing in a group you now have a 20% chance of ‘tangling lines’. This results in one of you falling in the water and another member of the group getting your fish. Fish obtained with this method have a 85% chance of containing 'slightly imperfect roe' which makes an average quality poison"
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
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✭✭I have a question @SantieClaws ... Can the 'Pitcher of Happiness' be used in conjunction with the Rosy Lion changes or would that end up being OP?
More to the point... can the Pitcher of Happiness please be converted to a self buff rather than enemy de-buff?
Edited by Flaminir on May 16, 2016 12:05PMGM of the Unholy LegacyPC/EU/EP1 -
Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭Hey now, no Potch Pinching or Natch Dashing allowed. That area is over there, next to the Bosmer Bull Netch Wrangling competition.Terms & Conditions ["We revoke permission to fictional legal constructs or private/public persons for selling of any private data, censorship, surveillance, personage or conversion as a trespass of law. We prohibit the practice of "procedural law" or corporate statues in place of divine law."]1 -
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SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I have a question @SantieClaws ... Can the 'Pitcher of Happiness' be used in conjunction with the Rosy Lion changes or would that end up being OP?
More to the point... can the Pitcher of Happiness please be converted to a self buff rather than enemy de-buff?
Oh the Pitcher of Happiness can be used in any way that you wish! You may drink from it, cheer others with it, smite your enemies with it, dance around it, balance it on your head or use it to hammer nails into things.
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/1 -
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- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
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✭✭"New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
lmfao!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Every week, I hope for a fix to the sound issues on 64 bit.
XBox EU/NA:@ElsonsoJannus
PC NA/EU: @Elsonso
PSN NA/EU: @ElsonsoJannus
Total in-game hours: 11321
X/Twitter: ElsonsoJannus0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭When will I be able to have my very own khajiiti harem?PS4 / NA
M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭That would be a hair-reem no?
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/1
