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The Markarth DLC and Update 28 base game patch are now available to test on the PTS! Read the full patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/pts/
A dash of Natch and a pinch of Potes
SantieClaws
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Khajiit thinks things are a little slow round here today.
Where is the desperation? The seagulls?
Anyway Santie will relieve your suffering - as oppose to usually causing it.
The Natch Potes. This one liberated them from a courier she 'met' on the way to Sentinel. Do not fear. The courier will recover eventually - well what is left of him. This one is sure they are official. They were even in an envelope!
"The cobblestones on the floor around the Rosy Lion shall be replaced by soft fluffy pillows so that the drunks may sleep more comfortably on the floor.
In addition to the ‘Blade of Woe’ skill we shall be introducing the ‘Pitcher of Happiness’ where you are able to immobilise any NPC or mob with a freindly large jug of ale.
Clothing in the crown store now comes in a variety of sizes - Bosmer, Imperial, Nord, Orc and Ogrim
New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
Fish caught around the Wayrest Sewers will now give your character food poisoning. On the up side though you get a 10% chance to use the zombie toxic vomit skill on your enemies.
If you are fishing in a group you now have a 20% chance of ‘tangling lines’. This results in one of you falling in the water and another member of the group getting your fish. Fish obtained with this method have a 85% chance of containing 'slightly imperfect roe' which makes an average quality poison"
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Where is the desperation? The seagulls?
Anyway Santie will relieve your suffering - as oppose to usually causing it.
The Natch Potes. This one liberated them from a courier she 'met' on the way to Sentinel. Do not fear. The courier will recover eventually - well what is left of him. This one is sure they are official. They were even in an envelope!
"The cobblestones on the floor around the Rosy Lion shall be replaced by soft fluffy pillows so that the drunks may sleep more comfortably on the floor.
In addition to the ‘Blade of Woe’ skill we shall be introducing the ‘Pitcher of Happiness’ where you are able to immobilise any NPC or mob with a freindly large jug of ale.
Clothing in the crown store now comes in a variety of sizes - Bosmer, Imperial, Nord, Orc and Ogrim
New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
Fish caught around the Wayrest Sewers will now give your character food poisoning. On the up side though you get a 10% chance to use the zombie toxic vomit skill on your enemies.
If you are fishing in a group you now have a 20% chance of ‘tangling lines’. This results in one of you falling in the water and another member of the group getting your fish. Fish obtained with this method have a 85% chance of containing 'slightly imperfect roe' which makes an average quality poison"
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
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✭✭I have a question @SantieClaws ... Can the 'Pitcher of Happiness' be used in conjunction with the Rosy Lion changes or would that end up being OP?
More to the point... can the Pitcher of Happiness please be converted to a self buff rather than enemy de-buff?
Edited by Flaminir on May 16, 2016 12:05PMEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Sorcerer Idalliin 'The Wrobel-ator' build crit tank!
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Great-Big-Frog (Stamina/Tank) -
Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭Hey now, no Potch Pinching or Natch Dashing allowed. That area is over there, next to the Bosmer Bull Netch Wrangling competition.I am a giant floating eyeball. In it you see your reflection. You become me, I am you. We are one. This post was informative. It was awesome. Look at the eyeball. You agree. You a.g.r.e.e. Now you exist only in perfect agreement and harmony. The eyeball so commands you. If anyone questions, you do not recall any specific details. You just walk away. I am a giant floating eyeball, and nobody will believe you anyways.@Necreliosis PC/NA. Paranoid Traveler of Nirn. -
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✭✭✭✭✭I have a question @SantieClaws ... Can the 'Pitcher of Happiness' be used in conjunction with the Rosy Lion changes or would that end up being OP?
More to the point... can the Pitcher of Happiness please be converted to a self buff rather than enemy de-buff?
Oh the Pitcher of Happiness can be used in any way that you wish! You may drink from it, cheer others with it, smite your enemies with it, dance around it, balance it on your head or use it to hammer nails into things.
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos -
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- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
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✭"New crown store mount - Roach - this otherwise normal horse can balance on fences and walk backwards. Also will ignore your every summons and stand about 30 paces away from the player at all times.
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✭✭✭✭✭Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos -
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✭✭✭✭✭That would be a hair-reem no?
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsClan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
The Santie Claws College of Pocket Engineering - Tange, tange, transfige!
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
http://www.youtube.com/user/wenxue2222/videos
