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This cake thing reminds me of a stripper :/

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xboxone1Q
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You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. :/ That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. :)
  • rotaugen454
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    The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • krees28b14_ESO
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    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?

    But there is ice cream to go with that cake in the champagne room.
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    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/385339311840682084/
    Edited by Mcwoods55 on April 12, 2016 7:48PM
  • xboxone1Q
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    :}
  • Mcwoods55
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    This may be your thang....

    dang can't get the pic of a cat on a pole to show up. LOL

    Edited by Mcwoods55 on April 12, 2016 7:52PM
  • xboxone1Q
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    Mcwoods55 wrote: »
    This may be your thang....

    dang can't get the pic of a cat on a pole to show up. LOL
    :0

  • xboxone1Q
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    rotaugen454 wrote: »
    The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?
    that's what I'm talking about :}

  • MasterSpatula
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    The cake promises it does the things the other cakes won't, but you have to take it to the champaign room to learn that that extra thing is driving its heels into your groin?

    Or is that just me?
    Edited by MasterSpatula on April 13, 2016 8:27AM
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  • Necrelios
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    Oh well, it's better than the ones who stay too long because they recently got evicted and start talking about how hard it is for them and their eight kids and it gets a little awkward.
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  • xboxone1Q
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    :/
  • vyrusb23
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    xboxone1Q wrote: »
    You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. :/ That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. :)

    Yes ... eating cake and going to a strip club have one thing in common .... regret.
  • Makkir
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    the cake tastes better
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  • americansteel
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    im glad its done, now i dont have to have a 117que for pvp due to grinders and bad kids.
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  • Refuse2GrowUp
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    xboxone1Q wrote: »
    You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. :/ That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. :)

    I have no idea what you are even trying to say. But if you compare video games with strippers, then you may need to get out of the house more often and meet some normal adults.
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  • twev
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    vyrusb23 wrote: »
    xboxone1Q wrote: »
    You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. :/ That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. :)

    Yes ... eating cake and going to a strip club have one thing in common .... regret.

    I prefer ***-dust to crumbs....

    But hey, thats just me.


    ETA:
    The 4 letter word was replaced with 3 asterisks, for those of you trying to puzzle it out at home.
    Edited by twev on April 13, 2016 6:03AM
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    Kammakazi wrote: »
    Inb4modsendswarnings

    Modslovestripperstoo
  • Cadbury
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    How did I miss this topic??? It has at least three things I like.

    Aww yeah, dawg. Nothing beats some good stripping

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  • xboxone1Q
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    Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »
    xboxone1Q wrote: »
    You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. :/ That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. :)

    I have no idea what you are even trying to say. But if you compare video games with strippers, then you may need to get out of the house more often and meet some normal adults.

    This anyway what I'm saying is you get used to the cake then suddenly it's gone without an answer on why. Just like strippers they come and go just like the cake. :)
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    Remember when strippers used to jump out of cakes? No? Not born before 1930?
    "Get off my lawn!"
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