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This cake thing reminds me of a stripper :/
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You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. 
That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. 
That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around. 1
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rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?"Get off my lawn!"4 -
krees28b14_ESO✭✭✭rotaugen454 wrote: »The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?
But there is ice cream to go with that cake in the champagne room.0 -
Mcwoods55✭✭✭This may be your thang....
dang can't get the pic of a cat on a pole to show up. LOL
Edited by Mcwoods55 on April 12, 2016 7:52PM0 -
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that's what I'm talking about :}rotaugen454 wrote: »The cake grinds on your lap in a thong and says you'll get "more" in the VIP room?
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✭✭✭✭✭The cake promises it does the things the other cakes won't, but you have to take it to the champaign room to learn that that extra thing is driving its heels into your groin?
Or is that just me?Edited by MasterSpatula on April 13, 2016 8:27AM"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle2 -
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vyrusb23✭✭✭✭✭You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around.
Yes ... eating cake and going to a strip club have one thing in common .... regret.2 -
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Refuse2GrowUp✭✭✭✭✭You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around.
I have no idea what you are even trying to say. But if you compare video games with strippers, then you may need to get out of the house more often and meet some normal adults.PS4 NA Server
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✭✭You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around.
Yes ... eating cake and going to a strip club have one thing in common .... regret.
I prefer ***-dust to crumbs....
But hey, thats just me.
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The 4 letter word was replaced with 3 asterisks, for those of you trying to puzzle it out at home.Edited by twev on April 13, 2016 6:03AMThe problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭How did I miss this topic??? It has at least three things I like.
Aww yeah, dawg. Nothing beats some good stripping
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xboxone1Q✭✭✭Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »You get a little bit of her, like it then you wants some more. And suddenly she is gone a day early and your like WTF where did she go. That is what comes to mind when they do work on the same time the cake is around.
I have no idea what you are even trying to say. But if you compare video games with strippers, then you may need to get out of the house more often and meet some normal adults.
This anyway what I'm saying is you get used to the cake then suddenly it's gone without an answer on why. Just like strippers they come and go just like the cake. 0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Remember when strippers used to jump out of cakes? No? Not born before 1930?"Get off my lawn!"1