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Seriously, Nerf This
Fuzzywuzzy196
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I just feel like I am the hero of this story, and that everyone else should be nerfed so that they're always weaker than my character. In Skyrim I can kill anybody I want and nobody can defeat me, but in ESO I just die a lot and it really breaks my immersion.
Fuzzywuzzy was a bear, Fuzzywuzzy had no hair. Now, Fuzzywuzzy... wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
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Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
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Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Has killed 10 Dragons at lvl 4
Goes to fight a Giant
Ends up flying
"Off to Sovngarde this hero goes!""Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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Asmael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I want an Aston Martin, but do I complain so that they somehow nerf the price of that thing?
Actually I do. Spooooooookyyyyyy.PC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
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✭✭✭✭✭You've killed thousands of monsters including demons from other realities, yet some smuck guard standing by a fruit stand, still talks trash about your looks.1 -
Fuzzywuzzy196✭✭✭I want an Aston Martin, but do I complain so that they somehow nerf the price of that thing?
Actually I do. Spooooooookyyyyyy.
If you complain long enough somebody will do something about it.Fuzzywuzzy was a bear, Fuzzywuzzy had no hair. Now, Fuzzywuzzy... wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
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idk✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The game has been seriously nerfed since it was launched 2 years ago. I am not even talking about the effects of CP.
All zone and quests NPCs are easier to kill in general and many quest boss fights have been made significantly easier.
If you are struggling with the content you are either way below level and are missing many quests available or you should seek help from guild members on what skills will be helpful.1 -
TX12001rwb17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Well to be fair here, the Vestige isn't on the level of the Skyrim, Oblivion or Morrowind Protagonists, basically what the Vestige is, is a normal person with a unique factor that makes them able to come back to life.
By comparison if the Dragonborn or Nerevarine is the hero then the Vestige is one of those countless random Bandits in that fort you just cleared...one that annoyingly keeps respawning but that's pretty much it, hell the Vestige can't even beat a large majority of enemies on their own, people mind you who someone the likes of Dragonborn would consider "weaklings" the Vestige would be more on the Agent or the Eternal Champions level.Edited by TX12001rwb17_ESO on April 4, 2016 10:14PM1 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »Well to be fair here, the Vestige isn't on the level of the Skyrim, Oblivion or Morrowind Protagonists, basically what the Vestige is, is a normal person with a unique factor that makes them able to come back to life.
By comparison if the Dragonborn or Nerevarine is the hero then the Vestige is one of those countless random Bandits in that fort you just cleared...one that annoyingly keeps respawning but that's pretty much it, hell the Vestige can't even beat a large majority of enemies on their own, people mind you who someone the likes of Dragonborn would consider "weaklings" the Vestige would be more on the Agent or the Eternal Champions level.
"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Nerf it, nerf it good!tinythinker wrote: »(If you don't know the song, play the video below and scroll back up to follow along.)
Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proccing a Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]
Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good
When my character goes down
[You must nerf it...]
More QQ posts will be found
[Unless you nerf it]
They won't go away
[Until they nerf it]
I say nerf it
Nerf it good
I say nerf it
Nerf it good
Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proccing a Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]
Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM
Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good
Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
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Van_0S✭✭✭✭✭Fuzzywuzzy196 wrote: »I just feel like I am the hero of this story, and that everyone else should be nerfed so that they're always weaker than my character. In Skyrim I can kill anybody I want and nobody can defeat me, but in ESO I just die a lot and it really breaks my immersion.
Yes! Make Guards Killable!!!4 -
Anti_Virus✭✭✭✭✭
✭You've killed thousands of monsters including demons from other realities, yet some smuck guard standing by a fruit stand, still talks trash about your looks.
'NPC villagers acknowledge your accomplishments(I mean you best MOLAG BAL)'
'Guard walks by and starts talking smack'
I'm I'm like "you're lucky you can't be killed!"Power Wealth And Influence.3 -
Kozer✭✭✭ShadowStarKing wrote: »You've killed thousands of monsters including demons from other realities, yet some smuck guard standing by a fruit stand, still talks trash about your looks.
'NPC villagers acknowledge your accomplishments(I mean you best MOLAG BAL)'
'Guard walks by and starts talking smack'
I'm I'm like "you're lucky you can't be killed!"
When they do that I really, really wish the justice system was in place so I could strike them down.0 -
DaveMoeDee✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭TX12001rwb17_ESO wrote: »Well to be fair here, the Vestige isn't on the level of the Skyrim, Oblivion or Morrowind Protagonists, basically what the Vestige is, is a normal person with a unique factor that makes them able to come back to life.
By comparison if the Dragonborn or Nerevarine is the hero then the Vestige is one of those countless random Bandits in that fort you just cleared...one that annoyingly keeps respawning but that's pretty much it, hell the Vestige can't even beat a large majority of enemies on their own, people mind you who someone the likes of Dragonborn would consider "weaklings" the Vestige would be more on the Agent or the Eternal Champions level.
The main character of Oblivion rocks. Even got to be a god. The vestige is nothing special without the fancy necklace.1
