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Inarre✭✭✭✭✭
✭A new item, the Trench Digger, is now available at all Siege merchants in Cyrodiil.
Placing the Trench Digger on the ground will begin a channeling spell and create a hole on the battlefield. The longer you channel the spell, the larger the hole will get.
Hahahahaha i approve!
Well played @ZOS_GinaBruno, well played.
Edit: ok im still cry laughing over synergies help!
Edited by Inarre on April 1, 2016 2:33PM1 -
MissBizz✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭LMAO!
I was actually just looking for that post last year where a mod posted a rainbow kitten and said it was going to be a mount... was going to make a thread asking where it was
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✭Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
Oh snapadocious. That was a slap at all the whiners on the forums. LOL. I love it!
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✭Thanks for the link, this is hilarious! lol
I'll continue reading now, cu later XD
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Elsterchen✭✭✭✭✭
✭Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
I am not a mosquito! I am a "fly on the wall"... please put me back!
Best natch potes ever! 0 -
Zyle✭✭✭✭✭FortheloveofKrist wrote: »Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
Oh snapadocious. That was a slap at all the whiners on the forums. LOL. I love it!
This one as well!
Modified the ruleset for the Azura’s Star campaign so you will no longer be able to engage in combat with other player characters unless you ask nicely first.
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✭✭✭✭✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Legerdemain
- Basketry: Added this new ability at level 11 of the Legerdemain skill line.
- Targeting any Witness NPC with Basketry will place a small basket on their heads for 10 seconds. During this time, they cannot witness crimes.
Skyrim AI reference!
Also, the scrolls of Icarian flight should come with a free [Woolen Beanie or Magicka Mastery].
Man you must have worked all night on these.
Edited by Phinix1 on April 1, 2016 2:47PM0 - Basketry: Added this new ability at level 11 of the Legerdemain skill line.
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Asmael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Crown Store
General- Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
- This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
- The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
- Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.
- The new Razum-dar-Senche mount is now available in the Crown Store for a limited time!
I would actually pay 5k, no, 10k for this one! Edited by Asmael on April 1, 2016 2:47PMPC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.1 - Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
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JD2013✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lol these are hilarious. I bet Gina had fun typing these natch potes.Sweetrolls for all!
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FortheloveofKrist✭✭✭✭✭
✭ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »It was definitely a team effort. Glad you guys enjoyed them; we had a lot of fun writing them!
Was Jack Daniels on that team? Methinks some libations may have been part of the writing team...late last night.
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✭✭Awesome! I can only imagine that someone somewhere is very angry about this.0 -
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✭✭✭✭@ZOS_GinaBruno
Fixed an issue related to stamina recovery and block, by removing block.
Ugh. That one hurt the most. :'(
Good job on the patch notes! Susano'o
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Waffennacht✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hrm, find it funny... also find it funny they mock players too!
I see they are reading bout some of the issues! Glad jumping walls is funny, same with lag! Love the mocking to Pets and sorcs!
Seriously I love it! Wouldn't mind a , "we heard 50 dollars was too expensive so we upped it 200,000 crowns!"0 -
tinythinker✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭LMAO!
I was actually just looking for that post last year where a mod posted a rainbow kitten and said it was going to be a mount... was going to make a thread asking where it was
Right here...
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Taryf✭✭✭Targeting any Witness NPC with Basketry will place a small basket on their heads for 10 seconds. During this time, they cannot witness crimes.
Best so far
Anyway - great work
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✭✭✭✭✭"Black Blue Tower!" I LOLed so hard I just about gave away that I'm goofing off at work.Edited by MasterSpatula on April 1, 2016 5:22PM"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle1 -
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✭Not gonna lie, some of those features I would love to see implemented.
Even if they were only for the day!0 -
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I think that ones my favourite tooMasterSpatula wrote: »"Black Blue Tower!" I LOLed so hard I just about gave away that I'm goofing off at work.
That and these ones as well:ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Alliance War
General- Eliminated all mosquitos from the jungles of Cyrodiil in order to improve PvP performance.
Nightblade- Assassination
- Assassin’s Blade: To reduce the spamming of executions, this ability will now kill your character if you fail to kill your opponent with it.
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Waffennacht✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭@Glaiceana I don't like that one at all, they are saying, "we know the stun we implemented that forces players into a perma stun that makes everyone hate the game, so we gonna mock it!"Edited by Waffennacht on April 1, 2016 5:44PM1 -
altemriel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭A new item, the Trench Digger, is now available at all Siege merchants in Cyrodiil.
Placing the Trench Digger on the ground will begin a channeling spell and create a hole on the battlefield. The longer you channel the spell, the larger the hole will get.
Hahahahaha i approve!
Well played @ZOS_GinaBruno, well played.
Edit: ok im still cry laughing over synergies help!
a Synergy Synergy will trigger a Synergy Synergy event....
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NeillMcAttack✭✭✭✭✭
✭Added a new Crown Store item category, Weapons of Eternal Praise.
• This item will praise the incredible skills of its owner and the unbelievable size of certain body parts whenever he (or she) kills a PvP opponent, all while calling the loser of a battle a noob who has to learn to play.
• The weapon will also broadcast excuses should the owner lose a fight because the opponent was zerging, cheating, or caught him while his cat walked over the keyboard.
• Buyers can chose between 4 different voice-over actors or submit their own audio files for additional crowns.
I swear this is already in the game. Hahahahaaa!!!!PC EU - NoCP PvP, is real PvPTiidehunter Nord StamDK EP PvP MainLegion Commander Tresdin Stamplar DC PvE MainSephirith Altmer MagPlar EP Gondar the Bounty Hunter Khajiit StamBlade DCThe Dirge Redguard StamNecro EP Disruptor Stormcrafter Nord StamSorc ADLone Druid Bosmer Stam Warden EP Necro-Phos Argonian MagBlade AD@ McAttack in gamePlayed since beta, and then on console at release, until the game became unplayable on console.1 -
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✭Excellent creativity and responsiveness... for a joke. I know it's sort of an international celebration but truth to be told, there are much more important matters to be attended to. But there are several interesting ideas in there, mostly cosmetics, even for a joke.I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
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Whatzituyah✭✭✭✭A new item, the Trench Digger, is now available at all Siege merchants in Cyrodiil.
Placing the Trench Digger on the ground will begin a channeling spell and create a hole on the battlefield. The longer you channel the spell, the larger the hole will get.
Hahahahaha i approve!
Well played @ZOS_GinaBruno, well played.
Edit: ok im still cry laughing over synergies help!
a Synergy Synergy will trigger a Synergy Synergy event....
Synergyception its a Synergy within a Synergy which also has a Synergy and... Oh my head hurts.Edited by Whatzituyah on April 1, 2016 6:12PMhttps://twitch.tv/whatzituyah2
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