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The tradition shall continue!

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Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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    Surprised it took so long.
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  • ParaNostram
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    I want my natch potes!
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    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

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    Witch of Evermore

    "Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
    Order of the Black Worm
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    Surprised it took so long.

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    Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle.
    I fell out of my nest

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech I screech
    but no one hears me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I started to wonder off
    I want to come back but lost my way.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came face to face
    Of Mighty Lion

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
    Who's claws is sharp and just

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    Mighty Dragon Came

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Dragon roared aloud
    Who's mighty paws make earthquake
    that quivers underneath our feet

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Soon battle rages
    Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    My heart grows heavy
    For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continue to battle.
    But Battle I must do within myself

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech, I screech
    Long and hard. I made a fuss

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    As if I was dreaming

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I heard a screech
    But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle had to defend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
    So I fought back.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I attack I attack
    But to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
    Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Why I have chosen to not stay with you
    I do not know. I am complicated at that.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
    My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I crawled into a ball
    Weep to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Lost in my whirling thoughts
    My heart and mind is clouded

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have served Mighty Lion over a year
    I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I finally contacted
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle says they love me
    In reality I love them also.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continued to clash
    At Mighty Eagle however

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    But clashing with Mighty Eagle
    Just not feel right


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have made a wrong choice I now believe
    Terrible and unjust of what I did

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    For am I not a monster
    For attacking a faction who loves me instead

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I was wrong
    Mighty Eagle was right

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
    For I believe I now know

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Were I truly belong
    For indeed I thought

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    That Mighty Lion
    Is were I belong.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
    I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    You have met
    Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine who attacked
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know this was wrong
    And so to does Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    With our clashing together
    I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Have you all not heard
    The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Let me repeat the famous saying
    that is very wise and so true

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    It is
    My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
    Is my friend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I come to thee Mighty Eagle
    And so to Princess Justine.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Who used to serve Mighty Lion
    But Now serve Mighty Eagle
    For the very first time in her career.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and are one in the same
    Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    We are all yours
    O Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    No one else but you
    I feel peaceful. Unafraid

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I belong to you O mighty Eagle
    I am so relieved to hear myself to say that

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and I


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
    Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom

    Written by Serjustin19
    Written on this day
    September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
    In the year of my troubles end
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  • Marcosyn11
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    Damn! xD @ParaNostram post it first. xD
    Edited by Marcosyn11 on March 29, 2016 1:05PM
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  • LorDrek
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    - boost dmg on VD and proxy detonation
    - remove stamina regen from game
    - more lag in cyrodiil
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  • Efaritay
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    Where are the Natch Potes!?

    These pages are empty!
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  • ParaNostram
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    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

    Para Nostram
    Bosmer Sorceress
    Witch of Evermore

    "Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
    Order of the Black Worm
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  • Marcosyn11
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    I also love cheese xD
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  • GCVDJ11T
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    The tradition shall continue!

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    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SantieClaws
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    Natch potes:

    The audio issues have been resolved in that we have now replaced every sound in the game with random Rick Astley samples.

    The assistants will now cost 6,000 crowns and your first born child/kitten/whatever a baby orc is

    Players in Cyrodiil now have no feet. After removing the torchbugs and deer we now think that most of the performance issues are being caused by big ugly orc toes. To remedy this we have removed the feet from all the players.
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  • ContraTempo
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    Wouldn't it be nice if we could be reading them now, during the time when the system is down and we can't be playing?

    I'm such a dreamer.
    ContraTempo
    Carpe DM
    Seize the Dungeon Master


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    V16 AD Nightblade - Juliet Mila
    V16 AD Nightblade - Charlotte Mila
    V16 AD Dragonknight - Victoria Mila
    V16 AD Sorcerer - Ross So Salty
    V2 AD Nightblade - Lilithr'en
    V1 AD Dragonknight - Thommo
  • MissBizz
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    Natch Pote meme's AND it's my birthday? Best day ever!

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    Edited by MissBizz on March 29, 2016 1:16PM
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  • Marcosyn11
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    Wouldn't it be nice if we could be reading them now, during the time when the system is down and we can't be playing?

    I'm such a dreamer.

    It would be awesome! A man can always dream!
    EU Megaserver - Lusitano
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Players in Cyrodiil now have no feet. After removing the torchbugs and deer we now think that most of the performance issues are being caused by big ugly orc toes. To remedy this we have removed the feet from all the players.

    Ok, this was pretty funny :lol: Also...

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  • Xendyn
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Natch Pote meme's AND it's my birthday? Best day ever!

    Awesome Mizz! Happy BDay!!
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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • AzraelKrieg
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Natch Pote meme's AND it's my birthday? Best day ever!

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    Happy Birthday Bizzy :D It was mine on Sunday so I got to splurge on chocolate and cake
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  • ParaNostram
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    Players in Cyrodiil now have no feet. After removing the torchbugs and deer we now think that most of the performance issues are being caused by big ugly orc toes. To remedy this we have removed the feet from all the players.

    Ok, this was pretty funny :lol: Also...

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    "Your mistake is you begged for your life, not for mercy. I will show you there are many fates worse than death."

    Para Nostram
    Bosmer Sorceress
    Witch of Evermore

    "Death is a privilege that can be denied by it's learned scholars."
    Order of the Black Worm
  • Xendyn
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    Yay! Gina said

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    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Marcosyn11
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Natch Pote meme's AND it's my birthday? Best day ever!

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    Happy Birthday @MissBizz !
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  • Serenityx
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    what patch notes? didn't they already release them?
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    Serenityx wrote: »
    what patch notes? didn't they already release them?

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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Natch Pote meme's AND it's my birthday? Best day ever!

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    Happy birthday, Miss Bizz! May your day be filled with cake and presents and natch potes!
    Sweetrolls for all!

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  • MissBizz
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    Natch potes:

    The audio issues have been resolved in that we have now replaced every sound in the game with random Rick Astley samples.

    The assistants will now cost 6,000 crowns and your first born child/kitten/whatever a baby orc is

    Players in Cyrodiil now have no feet. After removing the torchbugs and deer we now think that most of the performance issues are being caused by big ugly orc toes. To remedy this we have removed the feet from all the players.

    Hahaha @SantieClaws You are my favourite!

    Thanks all for the birthday wishes! It will be fantastic (except the part where I'm typing this from work lol)
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    Thommoboy wrote: »
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    NETCH POTES???
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  • SantieClaws
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    This one wishes you many of the happiest returns MissBizz!

    Santie would have sent you a birthday fishy stick but instead she ate it.

    Yours with greasy, fishy paws
    Santie Claws
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
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    Happy Birthday @MissBizz !!!
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