Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Hektik and Jules are married and their son is Dignified Mouse. Jules' father is Methuselah so he is Hektik's father in law. Aegon Jr is the annoying next door neighbor that always shows up unannounced. Grom Troll Stinky Fingers is Hektik's brother and Jules' brother in law. Hektik and Jules wear matching color crocs around the house.




Kodi

https://youtu.be/MLzupaRrzAY

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Hektik and Jules are married and their son is Dignified Mouse. Jules' father is Methuselah so he is Hektik's father in law. Aegon Jr is the annoying next door neighbor that always shows up unannounced. Grom Troll Stinky Fingers is Hektik's brother and Jules' brother in law. Hektik and Jules wear matching color crocs around the house.




Kodi

https://youtu.be/MLzupaRrzAY

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Hektik and Jules are married and their son is Dignified Mouse. Jules' father is Methuselah so he is Hektik's father in law. Aegon Jr is the annoying next door neighbor that always shows up unannounced. Grom Troll Stinky Fingers is Hektik's brother and Jules' brother in law. Hektik and Jules wear matching color crocs around the house.




Kodi

https://youtu.be/MLzupaRrzAY

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Lisbette wrote: »

Pube you can't mess with Kodi like this. He is literally plotting your death right now. He is a ninja master who killed his sensai in duel for no reason. Be safe.

*At South High Rock Gate stable*

*Kodi with ninja swiftness throws a ninja star at Scipio. It grazes the right side of his face leaving a cut*
*Scipio with his two middle fingers of his left hand touches the side of his face and sees blood on his fingers*
*He slowly rubs the blood on his two middle fingers with his thumb in a circular motion, looks at Kodi and squints his eyes*
*Kodi stares back with an enraged look*



*Kodi starts yelling and making karate chop motions to Scipio*
Kodi: ARRGGGHHH!!!!!! HIYAH!!! SA!!! HHHHAAHHHRRRAAA!!!
*Kodi charges at Scipio*
*Kodi unloads lighting fast punches and chops*
*Scipio blocks the punches with his forearms and dodges with head movements*
*Kodi unloads lighting fast rapid succession punches into Scipio's abdomen and then does the Karate Kid crane kick on Scipio's chin*
*Scipio falls backwards onto the dirt*

*Scipio shakes his head and turns to his right and spits blood out onto the dirt*
*Scipio gets up and takes off his chest piece, now standing in his Jockey classic white tank top (I don't like Hanes)*



*Scipio charges at Kodi*
*Scipio starts throwing punches and Kodi dodges them*
*Kodi does a spinning back kick and connects with Scipio's abdomen*
*Scipio falls to one knee*
*Kodi throws an upward Kick*
*Scipio blocks it from hitting his face with both forearms*
*Scipio throws Kodi's leg to the side and rises up quickly with an uppercut landing square on Kodi's jaw*
*Kodi hits the ground*

*Scipio stands up looking at the downed Kodi*
*Scipio gives Kodi the "just bring it" hand gesture*

*Kodi with an enraged look on his face does a quick flip from the ground and gets up on his feet*
*Kodi grabs the rake from the stable hand and pushes the stable hand into a pile of hay*
*Kodi snaps the rake in half over his knee, yells, and starts doing ninja movements with the two wooden sticks*

*The Mortal Kombat song starts, both Scipio and Kodi stare at each other and slowly walk in a circle*
https://youtu.be/gbcGX9zO1u8
[Play the song as you read the rest]

*The Mortal Kombat song hits its high note and Kodi charges in!*
*Scipio starts blocking the stick strikes with his forearms*
*Kodi using a slicing motion like a scissor, slashes both sticks at Scipio's head*
*Scipio quickly ducks under and pops back up and headbutts Kodi right on the kisser*

*Kodi shakes the strike off quickly and unloads stick strikes and leg kicks on Scipio*
*Kodi's kick lands on Scipio's inside left knee*
*Scipio's leg buckles*
*Kodi drives one of the sticks through the meat of Scipio's right thigh*
Scipio: ARRGGGHHH!!!!!!
*Scipio grabs the point of the stick that is sticking out of his inside right thigh with his left hand and quickly jerks it farther left*
*Kodi still holding on to the stick with his hand is jolted forward*
*Scipio lands a hard right elbow strike to kodi's face*
*Kodi's grip is released and he stumbles backwards*

*Scipio in serious teeth clenching pain yanks the rest the stick out of his leg*
*Kodi charges in and starts throwing more lighting punches and kicks*
*Scipio blocks some and eats some, moving backwards from Kodi's barrage*
*Scipio eats another spinning back kick to the abdomen and stumbles backwards*
*Scipio's back slams against one of the 4.5-5 foot high posts in the stable where the horses are tied*

*Kodi starts yelling and making ninja gestures again!*
*Kodi sprints forward and jumps into the air*
*FLYING FRONT KICK!*
*Scipio's eyes grow wide!!!!*

* Scipio quickly turns to his immediate right!*
* Grabs Kodi midair!!!!*
* Scipio's left hand on Kodi's collar, right hand on Kodi's belt*
Scipio: ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Kodi: AARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
*Scipio using Kodi's momentum flips Kodi 180 degrees midair and PUTS KODI ON THE STABLE POST!!!!*

*The post, from Kodi's back upward and through his sternum*
*Kodi impaled on the stable post...........*

*STOP PLAYING THE MORTAL KOMBAT MUSIC ABOVE NOW*

*Scipio walks a few steps stumbling*
*Scipio with his back slides down against one of the other flanking stable posts*
*Scipio in pain, tears his tank top off and uses it to wrap his wounded right thigh*

*The stable hand runs over to Scipio*
Stable Hand: Are you ok mister!?
*Scipio letting out deep breathes, but controlled breathes*
Scipio: I'm getting too old for this [snip].
Scipio: Get me some Greek yogurt.

The End

Vexzarium wrote: »

but who wears crocs?