My character is nude and so are the NPCs. Is this happening to anybody else?

  • Fat_Cat45
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    WHY ARE THE BUGS SO ENTERTAINING THIS PATCH

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  • Reverb
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    eggnogman wrote: »
    Extreme Bodybuilding in Tamriel......

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    Whoa
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    Fat_Cat45 wrote: »
    WHY ARE THE BUGS SO ENTERTAINING THIS PATCH

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    It's sooooooooooo tiny......
  • TheShadowScout
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    Fat_Cat45 wrote: »
    WHY ARE THE BUGS SO ENTERTAINING THIS PATCH
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    So THAT is why some people refuse to take off their helmets... :tongue:;)
  • icenstorm
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    mine too
    Edited by icenstorm on March 14, 2016 11:13AM
  • icenstorm
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    my wood elf
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    Edited by icenstorm on March 14, 2016 11:14AM
  • SantieClaws
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    This one has to say though that this week has had it's charming moments. Behold the pink torchbugs! Many of these were flitting around in the desert this morning and it was rather beautiful in a strange sort of way.

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    This one was certainly not so beautiful!!

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    Khajiit has seen many terrible things in her travels but even she was shocked by the liberal attitude of one daily quest man!

    Yours with paws over her eyes
    Santie Claws
    Edited by SantieClaws on March 14, 2016 11:38AM
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Uriel_Nocturne
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    Fat_Cat45 wrote: »
    WHY ARE THE BUGS SO ENTERTAINING THIS PATCH

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    It's sooooooooooo tiny......
    That's what she said... lmao


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    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say no to Crown Crates!


  • Malnutrition
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    One of the best threads ever. Period.

    And just LOL at that last image Santie Claws gifted to the thread! Mine eyes, how they weepeth.

  • medusasfolly
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    Heaven forbid if the belly button showed.

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  • TheDarkShadow
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    What you think a deadra look like: 199_tid_Sc021_s0047.jpg

    What they actually look like:
    Fat_Cat45 wrote: »

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  • Eiagra
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    Have to admit, that was one of the most entertaining glitches I've seen in an Elder Scrolls game in a while. Too bad it's been (presumably) fixed with today's patch. :) But I understand the need.

    As @medusasfolly said, heaven forbid we see those belly buttons. ;)
          In verity.
  • Hope499
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    This one has to say though that this week has had it's charming moments. Behold the pink torchbugs! Many of these were flitting around in the desert this morning and it was rather beautiful in a strange sort of way.

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    This one was certainly not so beautiful!!

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    Khajiit has seen many terrible things in her travels but even she was shocked by the liberal attitude of one daily quest man!

    Yours with paws over her eyes
    Santie Claws

    omg he is sitting on his junk...I can see it under his leg.
    Tripped over my friends bra.....
    ....
    ....
    ..she is always setting booby traps!
  • Runefell
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    I see the bugs are still there. And now I feel like a creep, boozing up a mostly naked chick....

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    Edited by Runefell on March 14, 2016 2:42PM
    Rune Fell- Dunmer Mag Sorcerer (DC)~The Adventurer
    Runed Claws- Khajiit Stam Dragonknight (DC) ~The Tank
    Rain Fell- Argonian Mag Templar (EP)~ The Healer
    Dragon Talon- Bosmer Stam Nightblade (AD) ~ The DPS



  • DannyLV702
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    Zos doesn't want us to leave. They're bribing us lol
  • captainwolfos
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    Got something I'm s'posed to deliver. Your hands only...
    Enemy of Boob Plates
    For the Covenant! For the High King!
    Solo Player | PVEer | Not caring about PVP since 1992
    Spill some blood for me, dear brother
  • ZOS_MollyH
    Greetings,

    As stated in the active thread we're still working on fully fixing the missing/pink texture issue. Improvements have been made, but it's still in progress. Please feel free to continue the discussion in the open thread if you wish!
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  • SantieClaws
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    Oh this one thinks this thread is still quite, quite active :smile:
    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • UrQuan
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    I can't help but ask how an arm-less amputee would use a sword?
    Very carefully.
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    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • LadyNalcarya
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    Average day in Rawl'Kha. Amputees, blurry textures and half-naked people.
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    Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason

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  • Abeille
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    My character isn't nude, but she makes her clothes out of the skins of lesser vampires.

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    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • LiquidSchwartz
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    This is a... bad thing? ;)
    May the Schwartz be with you.
    EP/XB1/NA

  • AmakarGranaen
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    You just know, that somewhere.......some........NOPE......NVM




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    Cthulhu is coming, look busy
  • rotaugen454
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    This one has to say though that this week has had it's charming moments. Behold the pink torchbugs! Many of these were flitting around in the desert this morning and it was rather beautiful in a strange sort of way.

    25154937913_869db70496_z.jpg
    Screenshot_20160314_085629

    This one was certainly not so beautiful!!

    25722129936_fb9be7aa47_z.jpg
    Screenshot_20160313_084827

    Khajiit has seen many terrible things in her travels but even she was shocked by the liberal attitude of one daily quest man!

    Yours with paws over her eyes
    Santie Claws
    The daily quest guy reminds me of the old guys at gyms that will sit on a bench in the locker room like that.

    "Get off my lawn!"
  • SantieClaws
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    This one encountered another player without a head.

    Santie needs more sugar.. or maybe less.. no probably more.. certainly more.

    Yours with paws
    Santie Claws

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    Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
    Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222

    Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/
  • Fat_Cat45
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    Someone is going around and stealing faces!

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  • maboleth
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    Happens periodically in Cyrodiil, both in 64 and 32bit flavour.

    No player is shown, just the group arrow above. I cannot even see who that player is, there's no name, level indicator and such.

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    Edited by maboleth on March 16, 2016 7:02PM
  • altemriel
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    happened to me too, many times since the launch of the 64 bit launcher, way too much to ignore it!!
  • Inarre
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    Happens to me a lot since update as well. Yesterday 2 people of a 24 man raid showed on my screen. The rest, sadly, victim to the Chevron God.
  • TheDarkShadow
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    maboleth wrote: »
    Happens periodically in Cyrodiil, both in 64 and 32bit flavour.

    No player is shown, just the group arrow above. I cannot even see who that player is, there's no name, level indicator and such.

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    This is not a Thieves Guild bug. I have seen this at least since Orsinium. And not just in Cyrodiil, but every where. Sometime people said they can't see me and target me so they can't trade with me, sometime I can't see them. Sometime this happen in a dungeon and I can't see one of my group member, even with reload UI, and it "fixed" itself when we went thru a door.
    Edited by TheDarkShadow on March 17, 2016 2:08AM
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