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funniest player names seen around
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BlackguardBob✭✭✭Drew Wax
Julia Seizure (say that quickly)
Maiden Heaven (female Breton Templar)
UR Next
Twice-Bitten-Now-Shy
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SurprisedFour91✭✭✭i once saw a guy called Don't-Tbag-Me-Guys@UrenTelvanni PC/NACharacters: ded class Sorc AR 50, Uræn Warden AR 42, Cancuren NB AR 33, Urenaissance Templar AR 31, ded game DK AR 24
A Normal Bosmer Man NB AR 39, Lūst Templar AR 32, -Uren AR 25, Abęl Necro AR32, ????? Warden AR28
Fair Weather Friends
Faction Locks Are Stupid0 -
Touches-Your-Thing made me laugh."If you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat, I'll be happy to chop off your head!"1 -
ShirleyShine✭✭✭I've seen many, but the one that still sticks in my head two years down the line is I_am_Epiphany's healer "It'smyfaultyoudied"War....war never changes1 -
Edziu✭✭✭✭✭
✭my friend aroud 1-2 years ago with char name "Beardlessdick" but he got report and zeni gave him "WhatALovelyNameIHad"
Edited by Edziu on March 1, 2016 11:53AM2 -
Haxnschwammer✭✭✭✭During early beta I met two Khajit:
"Hell No Kitty" and "Hairy ***"
Also I saw a ZOS impostor sitting in the street. Name was "ZOS something", don't remember what it was.
He was sitting with the begging animation and kept yelling "Will code HTML for food!".Once I was a healer. Then I took a Wrobel to the knee.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!1 -
Volkodav✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭my friend aroud 1-2 years ago with char name "Beardlessdick" but he got report and zeni gave him "WhatALovelyNameIHad"
Zeni doesnt give you new names.They open up a window that tells you to change your name and theres a place for you to type in your new choice.Edited by Volkodav on March 1, 2016 12:22PM0 -
LeglessUK✭✭✭Going off topic a bit, but in the mmo Rift, I saw a guild named "Fat Kids are Hard to Kidnap", made me laugh
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Volkodav✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭themdogesbite wrote: »Manimacro and Adolf Crittler. PC EU
This reminded me that when I was in a bank I saw someone named "Manymacaroni".Edited by Volkodav on March 1, 2016 12:38PM0 -
Reevster✭✭✭✭✭Well , its really hard to come up with a decent name to be honest lol, Ever Quest would give you a random name , if you liked it you could use it, in ESO you have to come up with a name all on your lonesome.... sometimes a good name just isn't floating around in your head.0
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AzraelKrieg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Argonians have it the easiest when it comes to funny names. I do have a guildmate that has a character named Justin Bever. He often gets hate whispers in PvP about it.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 502 -
DisgracefulMind✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Ooo there's also George W. Ambush
That one sets me every time xDUnfortunate magicka warden main.
PC/NA Server
Fairweather Friends
Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.4 -
Morozov✭✭✭banker toon - "Can-You-Hold-This"AD
Victorem
PC - NA - AZ
Vr 16: Morozov - DK
Vr 1: Zephyr Grimm - Sorc
Vr 5: Sad_Bunnie - Templar
23: Repressed-Canadian-Rage - NB
Voted "Most likely to squirrel off the crown" PC-NA0 -
Strychnox✭✭Been awhile since I've seen him, but "Gandalfs left ***" made me crack up DC guy I think.0 -
Sythen88411 wrote: »Obama Care is another good one. Been a while since ive seen him. Drive by frags and streakaholic
The most ineffective healer in Cyrodiil?1 -
Jackaleen✭✭✭my boyfriends argonian name is Swims-like-brick =]
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Volkodav✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭My friend's full name is "Justin Tyme".
His parents thought it would be cute to name him thus.
And it is now my new alt's name.Edited by Volkodav on March 1, 2016 1:36PM1 -
Hand_Bacon✭✭✭✭✭I've seen a number of names taken from this skit, but I don't think they lasted long.
https://youtu.be/ne7DnmdilEg #AlmostGood@ESO0 -
Kublakan✭✭✭ahaha, good thread! i will never forget this guy running around named...
"Pain-in-the-Axe"3 -
llllADBllll✭✭✭An Argonian called Eats All Birds.
Subtle yet effective.CRAFTMASTER - DAGGERFALL EU XBOX ONE
GAMERTAG - DJANTBOWMAN
Tamriel Trading Company Guildmaster0 -
DKsUnite✭✭✭✭✭
✭back when No Mercy still pvped, in zone we found a level 10 by the name of "*** Dumpster". Needless to say, we invited him to the group for an hour or two and bought him a horse.Vyr Cor | Magicka Dragonknight | DC
Vir Cor | Stamina Dragonknight | DC
Latest Videos:
Magicka Dragonknight: Vyr Cor | "A Dragon's Fury" | Magicka Dragonknight PvP
Stamina Dragonknight: Vir Cor | "Heathen" | Stamina Dragonknight PvP
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Glaiceana✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I wish I could remember some examples, I've seen so many funny names! Some really good ones here though! Priests of Hircine
Werewolves who bite for FREE! PC/EUOur total free bites: 7000+Guild Subreddit | Forum Thread | YouTube PlaylistTotal Champion Points: 1000+Main Character: Ithaera - Stam DK, Nord, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Rothelnog - Stam NB, Orc, Male, DD, Werewolf.
J'Xena - Mag DK, Khajiit, Female, DD, Werewolf.
Dances-With-Frost-Dragons - DK, Argonian, Male, Tank, Werewolf.
Raziel The Paradox - Mag TP, Dark Elf, Male, DD, Vampire.
Swims-Through-Starlight - TP, Argonian, Female, Healer, Werewolf.
Glaicean Mag Ward, High Elf, Male, Ice DD, Werewolf.
Hjurne Hircine's Forsaken - Sorc, Redguard, Male, PvP DD, Werewolf.
My Total Free Werewolf Bites: 400+ (Ask me about bites if you need one!)Playing since July 2015!0
