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This needs a NERF!

DaniAngione
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Nerf something!

I don't know what! I don't care! Just, please, grab the NERF HAMMER AND HIT SOMETHING!

I'm serious! NERF SOMETHING! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NERFED!
NERF, NERF, NERF!
Aaaaaaarghhhh

Sorry, I had to vent.
Why is EVERYONE asking for nerfs nowadays? Remember when we wanted, you know... housing, weapon sheaths or polearms...? That was cool, right?

Please, nerf the nerf requests :smiley:
  • babylon
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    I want housing and Thieves Guild, and Dark Brotherhood.

    Let's make this a place of enjoyment, not complaining (not you OP I know this is an irony thread pointing out stupidity of it all).
  • vyrusb23
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    Why is EVERYONE asking for nerfs nowadays?

    Blame PvP.
  • imredneckson
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    Nerf something!

    I don't know what! I don't care! Just, please, grab the NERF HAMMER AND HIT SOMETHING!

    I'm serious! NERF SOMETHING! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NERFED!
    NERF, NERF, NERF!
    Aaaaaaarghhhh

    Sorry, I had to vent.
    Why is EVERYONE asking for nerfs nowadays? Remember when we wanted, you know... housing, weapon sheaths or polearms...? That was cool, right?

    Please, nerf the nerf requests :smiley:

    Anyone who want to blame someone, a class, anything like that nerf them instead of what they want nerfed.
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  • mr1sho
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    Welcome to Nerf scrolls online where people who can't adapt their builds so they cry for Nerf everything
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  • IrishGirlGamer
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    You just wanted those awesomes, didn't you?

    Valar Morghulis.

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  • Slappah
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    My TV just had an emergency broadcast for 15 minutes when I was watching something on demand

    ZOS pls nerf cable company
  • Decado
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    I vote the OP gets a nerf just cos
  • kewl
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  • Iyas
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    Nerf the lag
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  • TheShadowScout
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    You get a nerf!
    And you get a nerf!
    And... you get a nerf!
    Everybody gets a nerf!

    Yeah, its a bit annoying. Especially since most of those topics go like "A nightblade ganked me in cyrodil, how dare he not fall before my awesomeness, nerf nightblades! A sorceror zapped me in cyrodil and streaked away when I tried to hammer his face, how dare he do that, nerf sorcerors! A templar healed all the damage I ganked him for and then glowstick-poked me to death, how dare he not die, nerf templars! A dragonknight reflected all my arrows and spells, how dare he do something I can't, nerf dragonknights!"

    Most of the time, I don't even bother reading through those posts anymore...
  • RoyJade
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    * The nerf hammer has been nerfed *
  • Lifecode666
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    Buff ambush
    Buff CLoak
    Buff Suprise attack
    Buff fear
    Buff Wrecking Blow

    Up the hornz
  • DRXHarbinger
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    Buff Skoria. Change engine guardian to a centurion that goes all spinny on people. Buff VMA buff cloak too. 3s isn't enough make it 5mins so stamina players can use it.
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  • RatedChaotic
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    Nerf teabagging. Most of the time it wasnt just the teabagger that contributed to my death. I report everyone that does it. It offends me greatly.
    Edited by RatedChaotic on January 27, 2016 10:30AM
  • DRXHarbinger
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    ^ Been T-Bagged many times by random noob level 11s just wondering past, should be a thing in game, anyone that hits crouch several times within a few seconds get's hit for 100k damage, Molag Bals Wrath, like that giant hand that snatches Mannimarco, instead they get a giant fist squash them into the ground.
    PC Master Race

    1001CP
    8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
    Master Angler
    Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
    Tamriel Hero
    Grand Overlord
    Every Skyshard
    Down With BOP!
  • Anhedonie
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    Nerf something!

    I don't know what! I don't care! Just, please, grab the NERF HAMMER AND HIT SOMETHING!

    I'm serious! NERF SOMETHING! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NERFED!
    NERF, NERF, NERF!
    Aaaaaaarghhhh

    Sorry, I had to vent.
    Why is EVERYONE asking for nerfs nowadays? Remember when we wanted, you know... housing, weapon sheaths or polearms...? That was cool, right?

    Please, nerf the nerf requests :smiley:

    I have a great idea. Let's nerf templars. BoL is too strong and healing ritual has very short cast time. It must be 4 seconds. Also radian opression deals too much damage. Oh, and toppling charge has very long range. Make it 10 meters.
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  • Tryxus
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    Nerf the Guar

    cuz they so cute ^_^
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  • Volkodav
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    Nerf,nerf,nerf,..nerf!
    (my nerfed sentence)
  • MountainHound
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    Nerf the racism in eso, give us black vampires!
  • NateAssassin
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    Nerf ZOS instead
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  • Volkodav
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    Nerf the racism in eso, give us black vampires!

    Oh you came here from the other thread to post this.XD
  • DaniAngione
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    Nerf teabagging. Most of the time it wasnt just the teabagger that contributed to my death. I report everyone that does it. It offends me greatly.
    ^ Been T-Bagged many times by random noob level 11s just wondering past, should be a thing in game, anyone that hits crouch several times within a few seconds get's hit for 100k damage, Molag Bals Wrath, like that giant hand that snatches Mannimarco, instead they get a giant fist squash them into the ground.

    I always report teabaggers because whenever I see someone doing it, I'm sure they're under the 18 year-old restriction ESO has.
  • siddique
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    The magicka cost of Nighblade's cloak should be buffed. 10k for 3 second cloak or something like that. I want to see them suffer.
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  • Taryf
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  • Nyghthowler
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    I want @ZOS_GinaBruno nerfed!
    She is usually way to friendly and helpful, and we can't have that on a game forum... ;)
    I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !
  • DaniAngione
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    I want @ZOS_GinaBruno nerfed!
    She is usually way to friendly and helpful, and we can't have that on a game forum... ;)

    I never got a reply from her, even though I secretly admire her work!
    Maybe now is the hour!
  • D0ntevenL1ft
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    Buff Skoria. Change engine guardian to a centurion that goes all spinny on people. Buff VMA buff cloak too. 3s isn't enough make it 5mins so stamina players can use it.

    5 mins is way too short. Also we need to change it so that you don't come out of stealth when attacking... its not fair that people see me. Buff NB & Nerf Templar.
  • Sempars
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    Need to nerf your mom, cause I cant stop seeing her!!!
    Edited by Sempars on January 27, 2016 8:07PM
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Sempars wrote: »
    Need to nerf your mom, cause I cant stop seeing her!!!

    ... Dude. Really? Mom jokes in 2016...? Really dude...?
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