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This needs a NERF!

  • Pheefs
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    Nerfy nerf nerf, you nerfing nerfer!
    :D

    Buff You.
    ;)

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  • Kova
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    Nerfing nerfs. I nerfed six nerfers last nerf. The nerf was pretty nerfy but it was well nerf the nerfs. I nerfed my nerf the next nerf, but he was nerfing a little nerfly.
    Edited by Kova on January 27, 2016 8:54PM
    EP Sorc: Aydinn
    AD Stamplar: Verdant`Knight
    DC Stamblade: Apple`Punch
    EP Stam Sorc: Kós
    AD DragonKnight: Transmigrant
    EP NIghtblade: Aydinn
  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    Nerf them all and let the gods sort them out!
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    Edited by eventide03b14a_ESO on January 27, 2016 8:59PM
    :trollin:
  • Ethromelb14_ESO
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    Nerf something!

    I don't know what! I don't care! Just, please, grab the NERF HAMMER AND HIT SOMETHING!

    I'm serious! NERF SOMETHING! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NERFED!
    NERF, NERF, NERF!
    Aaaaaaarghhhh

    Sorry, I had to vent.
    Why is EVERYONE asking for nerfs nowadays? Remember when we wanted, you know... housing, weapon sheaths or polearms...? That was cool, right?

    Please, nerf the nerf requests :smiley:

    You sound like Snarf from the Thunder Cats.
    Motto: Make deceivers believers.

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    Walking a mile in someone else's shoes, has nothing to do with the path taken. -E

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  • mb10
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    So annoying. I just want to come onto the forum and see "discussions" but instead I see people moaning about absolutely everything there is to possibly moan about.

    And they address it to ZOS as if ZOS is a friend of theirs. ZOS owes none of you anything. You bought their game so either play it or be quiet.

    As for the people saying "Im quitting" well make sure you close the door behind you because NO ONE actually cares and we both know that you will be back before you even know it because deep down you love the game.

  • Solariken
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    I remember the days before incessant nerf threads. It was a glorious time fostered by a development team that cared about balancing and caring for the classes they had birthed. Then one spiteful day, a shadowy entourage of corporate suits succeeded in a deft coup, changing the business model and obliterating all activities not firmly rooted in profitability metrics.

    The almighty dollar has assumed the throne to reign forever with an iron grasp, to flaunt a parade of blue horses and RNG and a slough of vague and lofty promises with hip catchphrases like "No ETA."


  • DaniAngione
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    Solariken wrote: »
    I remember the days before incessant nerf threads. It was a glorious time fostered by a development team that cared about balancing and caring for the classes they had birthed. Then one spiteful day, a shadowy entourage of corporate suits succeeded in a deft coup, changing the business model and obliterating all activities not firmly rooted in profitability metrics.

    The almighty dollar has assumed the throne to reign forever with an iron grasp, to flaunt a parade of blue horses and RNG and a slough of vague and lofty promises with hip catchphrases like "No ETA."


    Even the almighty dollar got Emperor achievement and I didn't =/
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