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  • hammayolettuce
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    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

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  • PrinceBoru
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  • KeplerMG
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    It's a waste of time to try to compare population sizes, when a third of PVP players cross-realm and just play on the winning side. This game would be so much better without cross-realming.
  • PainfulFAFA
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    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

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    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.
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  • ataggs
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    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

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    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.

    What????Brindle is a D.C. home keep! #keepBrindleBlue
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    Edited by ataggs on December 23, 2015 3:20AM
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  • AnteCoyote
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    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

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    He's going to put a fence around Black Marsh and make the Argonians build it!
    Edited by AnteCoyote on December 23, 2015 4:33AM
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  • Recremen
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    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

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    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.

    Doesn't... isn't there already a wall between DC territory and Brindle? One with gates you have to get farmed at? I'm pretty sure we already have a wall, yeah.
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  • Rylana
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    Recremen wrote: »
    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

    *

    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.

    Doesn't... isn't there already a wall between DC territory and Brindle? One with gates you have to get farmed at? I'm pretty sure we already have a wall, yeah.

    Dont keeps already have walls? An outer and an inner. MORE WALLS ARE REQUIRED.
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  • Lucky28
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    ataggs wrote: »
    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

    *

    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.

    What????Brindle is a D.C. home keep! #keepBrindleBlue

    tell that to DC about Chalman. I'll build a wall and slap a dragon on it to keep those dirty blues out just as well. :)
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  • Psilent
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    ataggs wrote: »
    It's been confirmed...

    Sarenvog is the Trump of ESO

    Sarenvog 2016

    *

    First thing he'll do is build an enormous wall around Brindle to keep those dirty blues out.

    What????Brindle is a D.C. home keep! #keepBrindleBlue

    We all know Brindle is a EP home keep. We took it yesterday and held on to it all late afternoon yesterday, EST. It's amazing how many AD/DC come over to retake Brindle when it's red. :D
  • Lore_lai
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    Dreyloch wrote: »
    darock55 wrote: »
    Hey guys, after witnessing 100 reds, and 100 blues attacking AD on Azuras last night (btw TY for all the AP) I am wondering is that all EP and DC has? I mean everyone knows you 2 crybabies pulled from other campaigns, or didn't you?

    Just wondering, because in case you didn't notice, we are still #1 ranked in both Azura and Trueflame campaigns.. and hold Emperor in both :smiley:

    It's a well known fact that DC lacks the numbers to cover enough campaigns to be competitive. Azura has all the lag and that's why only 2 truly organized guilds play on TF. (my home). Even though we may show 3 bars to lock-pop, a good portion of that seems to be in IC. EP has done nothing over there for 2 weeks now.This means your Emp won't get those Keeps in danger enough to lose it. So it's no wonder AD is winning. We also lack off-hours support on all servers iirc.

    Even if a "DC guild that shall remain nameless" wants to run 200 ppl around Azura's...they can't keep that up 24-7. All your proving here OP is the population imbalance ZoS refuses to address. So /golf clap...nothing to see here.

    Oh yeah, let's not forget how your TF Emp wants to keep pushing both factions back to their gates. Which most mature players will tell you is BS. If I was going to a server to guest and saw that I wouldn't stay either. It just shows how much of a %^&*bag he is.

    We can't control where the AD pugs push when the server is dead. I've talked to players on both factions that we "push back to gates" and even help people grab scrolls from our keeps to start some action. It's not our fault there isn't enough action and the zergs won't leave Azuras. As it stands right now the lag isn't abysmal and there are enough bad players on at least 2 sides to provide pvp. From the amount of DC and EP that tried to dethrone Komodo over the last 2 weeks I'd say guesting isn't a problem.

    I'm sorry but this is not about pugs who have no clue what they are doing.
    We've seen the TF AD Emp push to the gates with no scrolls and then park himself in the gate keeps trying to prevent anyone from taking them back, just for giggles I guess.

    The whole "A pug did it!" excuse doesn't always work. :p
  • Anazasi
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    plausible deniability.

    Its always pugs and their are always covert organizations pulling the strings to make it happen. ESO should be renamed Espionage Unlimited.
  • PosternHouse
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    Anazasi wrote: »
    plausible deniability.

    Its always pugs and their are always covert organizations pulling the strings to make it happen. ESO should be renamed Espionage Unlimited.

    Yes. When things happen that you don't like, it is %99.9 of the time a secret conspiracy.

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  • Telel
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    this is what happens when we EP go on our Thanks Giving and Christmas Vacations :)

    nothing to see here folks, wait till all of us return from Holidays and youll be singing a different tune.

    Telel must ask this most humble and unwise of questions as your comment puzzles this khajiit's simple mind.

    Does this not mean that when AD and DC take vacations from work to play video games EP is taking a vacation from video games to go to work?

    ..for a few days out of the year?

    ...Instead of spending time with their families, and getting presents/overly full of turkey?

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  • Astien
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    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?
    Edited by Astien on December 23, 2015 4:25PM
  • OdinForge
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    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    INB4 thread lock, Sarenvog is a dev confirmed. No one sends that many tells without getting banned.
    Edited by OdinForge on December 23, 2015 4:30PM
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  • _Chaos
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    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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  • Psilent
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    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    Still surprised this guy is in a guild. He seems a lot worse than omfg pwnd but no one will keep pwnd in a guild.

    How do you get him to rage? The last two weeks I had several 1v1 encounters with him and beat him each time doing the following:

    1. I used wrecking blow only, hoping to get a rage tell; nothing.
    2. I used flying blade only; nothing.
    3. Crit Rush, wrecking blow, light attack, executioner, executioner; nothing.
    4. Stood next to him and hit Steel Tornado; nothing.

    What am I doing wrong? :(
  • Astien
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    Psilent wrote: »
    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    Still surprised this guy is in a guild. He seems a lot worse than omfg pwnd but no one will keep pwnd in a guild.

    How do you get him to rage? The last two weeks I had several 1v1 encounters with him and beat him each time doing the following:

    1. I used wrecking blow only, hoping to get a rage tell; nothing.
    2. I used flying blade only; nothing.
    3. Crit Rush, wrecking blow, light attack, executioner, executioner; nothing.
    4. Stood next to him and hit Steel Tornado; nothing.

    What am I doing wrong? :(

    I think someone finally put a muzzle on their extra chromosomed man beast. He hasn't been very active in rage tells lately. I have however, Noticed a significant increase in pointless forum posts. It seems, Sarenrage (after being told he couldn't rage tell people anymore) got tired of kicking his dog and what not and decided to move his sewage to the forums.
  • PosternHouse
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    I love Sarenvog rage posts. They're an inter-faction, unifying force. We all gather to slap our knees and laugh at him! It's the one thing binding us all together.
    Edited by PosternHouse on December 23, 2015 4:51PM
  • Astien
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    Oh look, I found Slarenshpooges American Idol audition.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbL3exebJ4c
    Edited by Astien on December 23, 2015 4:59PM
  • Morozov
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  • Gilvoth
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    Telel wrote: »
    this is what happens when we EP go on our Thanks Giving and Christmas Vacations :)

    nothing to see here folks, wait till all of us return from Holidays and youll be singing a different tune.


    Does this not mean that when AD and DC take vacations from work to play video games EP is taking a vacation from video games to go to work?



    yes, that is correct, yes that is what it means.
    once EP decides to return, the map will turn red yet again, and all the yellow wasps and blue smurfs will be forced to return to hiding in the other less fortunate buff servers.
  • Astien
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    Morozov wrote: »
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    I can't rage whisper, He's had me on ignore for over a year.

    =[
  • Morozov
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    Astien wrote: »
    Morozov wrote: »
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    I can't rage whisper, He's had me on ignore for over a year.

    =[

    maybe its a secret crush, like when a boy tugs on a girls hair er something?


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  • WRX
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    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    Haha I used to get some stuff from you that isn't that far off from those ;)
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  • Astien
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    Morozov wrote: »
    Astien wrote: »
    Morozov wrote: »
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    I can't rage whisper, He's had me on ignore for over a year.

    =[

    maybe its a secret crush, like when a boy tugs on a girls hair er something?


    one can only hope. After all the nudes i've been getting from him, I must say, i'm quite interested.
  • frozywozy
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    AD or DC gets double teamed at Faregyl or Glade for an hour per week : Make a post about it in forums.

    EP gets double teamed the rest of the time : Life goes on.

    Cry more. The only reason why EP still have their scrolls and are not being gate camped is because DC and AD forces prefer AP farming over objectives. Otherwise it would be a whole different story. That 40men AD zerg at KC last night while EP took Faregyl, Blood and Black-boot is the proof that most of them don't give a damn about objectives and defending their home keeps over some KC pug farm. Get real
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  • PainfulFAFA
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    Astien wrote: »
    http://imgur.com/a/hRUlB


    ish dat all u got sharinvouge?

    Vog must've been on beast mode until a cheeseblade or two ambushed spammed him to death.
    Still funny tho xD
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