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Can we please get the Monster Merchant immediately?

  • CavalierPrime
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    Can we buy any helmet, any trait?

    The rumor is the merchant will appear two days a week with a limited and random supply of helmet and shoulder coffers. When he is offering Molag Kena helmet coffer and you open it, the trait will be random. This is only how the Urban Legend goes to the best of my knowledge.
  • Sithisvoid
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    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball
  • Shadesofkin
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    I'm still mostly against this, but I suppose if it is going to happen then I really hope it's entirely random weight and trait each week with an obscene AP or Gold Cost, I'm talking millions or so.
    Edited by Shadesofkin on December 21, 2015 6:11PM
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  • Asherons_Call
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    It's easy to find 3 other players if you are at the right location. Hang out at the undaunted daily quest givers and ask there
  • Sithisvoid
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    No one else wants baseball? Imagine me knocking a crystal frag out of the park with my two handed maul like babe ruth
  • CavalierPrime
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    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.
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    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.

    I can do it, I'm an adult. If you're on PC look me up and I'll help.
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  • Asherons_Call
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    Immediately??!!! Like right now??!?

    I don't believe this is how things work in MMOs. Coding takes time. Patience my young padawan
  • CavalierPrime
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    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.

    I can do it, I'm an adult. If you're on PC look me up and I'll help.

    Im ps4 :'(
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  • acw37162
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    In the most non-confrontational tone I can muster.

    Why are you playing an MMO?

    In a very short post you claim anti-social tendencies, imply a dislike of playing in a group, show disdain for others, derofortorialy refer to yourself and others, and express contempt and resentment for people who you don't know who can mange to do the things you can't (namely find three friends and from a group).

    It's a personal opinion, but this is a online game meant to be played with others.
    Edited by acw37162 on December 21, 2015 7:16PM
  • CavalierPrime
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    acw37162 wrote: »
    In the most non-confrontational tone I can muster.

    Why are you playing an MMO?

    In a very short post you claim anti-social tendencies, imply a dislike of playing in a group, show disdain for others, derofortorialy refer to yourself and others, and express contempt and resentment for people who you don't know who can mange to do the things you can't (namely find three friends and from a group).

    It's a personal opinion, but this is a online game meant to be played with others.

    Do not be afraid of confronting me, my gentle friend. You have made good points. But I've noticed everyone wearing the Kena helm has an elitist attitude, and are unwilling to help me, despite them ocassionally even being on my friends list. Yes I have 27 friends on psn and over a thousand people in my guilds, but no luck. I weaseled into the top trials guild on ps4, the group with all the top scores, only to find they still only run trials with the same 12 folks. The rest of us are peons.

    Edit: And for those of us who are antisocial, theres usually a reason. I was bullied in school for my speech disability. My social skills never developed properly, and now as an adult, no matter how friendly and nice I am, nobody is ever eager or earnest to be in my company. Nobody ever goes out of their way to include me in their activities. Apparently I am not doing something right.
    Edited by CavalierPrime on December 21, 2015 7:30PM
  • PBpsy
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    I know they've announced a new merchant where you can buy Monster helms and shoulders. Im hoping that merchant can get quick patched into the game right now? For a dps like me who isnt warm, friendly, or sociable, we can't find 3 other players to help us farm these helmets. This merchant and a nerf to vMSA is inevitable so can we push the time table up? Right now when I see a Molag Kena helm, I resent that he was able to find 3 goons to help him farm it. When I see a Maelstrom staff, I resent that person had a sorc or nightblade alt to easy-mode it, while DKs who dont play other classes have to wait for the nerf. ESO is supposed to be a safe space but instead its triggering my anxiety.

    Thank you for reading and I wish you and your family blessings this Christmas season.
    Took me about 3 minutes to figure out that you are just trolling.
    You sir get a 8.5/10 for a job well done.
    I of course had to report you immediately because nobody has the right to troll better than me around here.
    Edited by PBpsy on December 21, 2015 7:40PM
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  • CavalierPrime
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    I know they've announced a new merchant where you can buy Monster helms and shoulders. Im hoping that merchant can get quick patched into the game right now? For a dps like me who isnt warm, friendly, or sociable, we can't find 3 other players to help us farm these helmets. This merchant and a nerf to vMSA is inevitable so can we push the time table up? Right now when I see a Molag Kena helm, I resent that he was able to find 3 goons to help him farm it. When I see a Maelstrom staff, I resent that person had a sorc or nightblade alt to easy-mode it, while DKs who dont play other classes have to wait for the nerf. ESO is supposed to be a safe space but instead its triggering my anxiety.

    Thank you for reading and I wish you and your family blessings this Christmas season.
    Took me about 3 minutes to figure out that you are just trolling.
    You sir get a 8.5/10 for a job well done.
    I of course had to report you immediately because nobody has the right to troll better than me around here.

    You dont believe a good hearted Christian with a sense of humor and a gaming addiction can just live his life without being accused of trolling? Sir, trolling is a art and I for one am not cut out for such chicanery.
  • PBpsy
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    I know they've announced a new merchant where you can buy Monster helms and shoulders. Im hoping that merchant can get quick patched into the game right now? For a dps like me who isnt warm, friendly, or sociable, we can't find 3 other players to help us farm these helmets. This merchant and a nerf to vMSA is inevitable so can we push the time table up? Right now when I see a Molag Kena helm, I resent that he was able to find 3 goons to help him farm it. When I see a Maelstrom staff, I resent that person had a sorc or nightblade alt to easy-mode it, while DKs who dont play other classes have to wait for the nerf. ESO is supposed to be a safe space but instead its triggering my anxiety.

    Thank you for reading and I wish you and your family blessings this Christmas season.
    Took me about 3 minutes to figure out that you are just trolling.
    You sir get a 8.5/10 for a job well done.
    I of course had to report you immediately because nobody has the right to troll better than me around here.

    You dont believe a good hearted Christian with a sense of humor and a gaming addiction can just live his life without being accused of trolling? Sir, trolling is a art and I for one am not cut out for such chicanery.

    Hm . Now you are just overdoing it. More subtlety please.
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  • CavalierPrime
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    I know they've announced a new merchant where you can buy Monster helms and shoulders. Im hoping that merchant can get quick patched into the game right now? For a dps like me who isnt warm, friendly, or sociable, we can't find 3 other players to help us farm these helmets. This merchant and a nerf to vMSA is inevitable so can we push the time table up? Right now when I see a Molag Kena helm, I resent that he was able to find 3 goons to help him farm it. When I see a Maelstrom staff, I resent that person had a sorc or nightblade alt to easy-mode it, while DKs who dont play other classes have to wait for the nerf. ESO is supposed to be a safe space but instead its triggering my anxiety.

    Thank you for reading and I wish you and your family blessings this Christmas season.
    Took me about 3 minutes to figure out that you are just trolling.
    You sir get a 8.5/10 for a job well done.
    I of course had to report you immediately because nobody has the right to troll better than me around here.

    You dont believe a good hearted Christian with a sense of humor and a gaming addiction can just live his life without being accused of trolling? Sir, trolling is a art and I for one am not cut out for such chicanery.

    Hm . Now you are just overdoing it. More subtlety please.

    No sir, the only trolling I do is trolling the Bible for nuggets of Christ's wisdom. I would appreciate it if we could keep to the topic at hand, which is, this thread is for users to express their support for a quick patch monster merchant. We want it right meow!
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    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.

    I can do it, I'm an adult. If you're on PC look me up and I'll help.

    Im ps4 :'(
    Aka eso hardmode

    How is this eso hardmode? Lots of people play with a controller on pc.
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  • CavalierPrime
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    Xjcon wrote: »
    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.

    I can do it, I'm an adult. If you're on PC look me up and I'll help.

    Im ps4 :'(
    Aka eso hardmode

    How is this eso hardmode? Lots of people play with a controller on pc.

    They nerf all PC pve content first. You guys have an easier time on vMSA and vWGT. As good as Deltia or Alcast are at mag DK, theyre two patches ahead of me at all times.
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    Xjcon wrote: »
    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I think we need hotdog vendors first. And baseball

    If the Molag Kena helm was so easy to get, why does nobody want to do it? People who had goons help them aren't willing to even risk wasting time helping those who have never cleared it before. Ive heard it dozens of times. It seems the best players are teenagers who drop a lot of N-words and act exclusive and elitist. None of the mature adults are hardcore enough gamers to have the skill. I posted a forum thread offering 10k to each person for each clear of vWGT with a 100k bonus if the helm is found. How many people took me up on that in the month since I posted it? None.

    I can do it, I'm an adult. If you're on PC look me up and I'll help.

    Im ps4 :'(
    Aka eso hardmode

    How is this eso hardmode? Lots of people play with a controller on pc.

    Try playing on console and get back with us :)

    A controller is far from the only difference
  • pronkg
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    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff
  • CavalierPrime
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    pronkg wrote: »
    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff

    So they nerf it on PC for everyone who's hit the cp cap. But us console peasants with 235 cp get no nerf? Wow. Im going to ask Deltia and Elloa to make videos pooping all over that logic. Does anybody else question the judgment on that call?
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    pronkg wrote: »
    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff

    So they nerf it on PC for everyone who's hit the cp cap. But us console peasants with 235 cp get no nerf? Wow. Im going to ask Deltia and Elloa to make videos pooping all over that logic. Does anybody else question the judgment on that call?


    How is it nerfed on PC?

    Or do you mean fixed? Don't tell me you're talking about the plants in stage three. They fixed it and made it more difficult in the progress some people say.

  • CavalierPrime
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    pronkg wrote: »
    pronkg wrote: »
    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff

    So they nerf it on PC for everyone who's hit the cp cap. But us console peasants with 235 cp get no nerf? Wow. Im going to ask Deltia and Elloa to make videos pooping all over that logic. Does anybody else question the judgment on that call?


    How is it nerfed on PC?

    Or do you mean fixed? Don't tell me you're talking about the plants in stage three. They fixed it and made it more difficult in the progress some people say.

    I heard enemy damage was nerfed PC.
  • crowfl56
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    Yep the ( I WANT IT NOW Generation)

    What a bunch of kids.
  • Artjuh90
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    pronkg wrote: »
    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff

    So they nerf it on PC for everyone who's hit the cp cap. But us console peasants with 235 cp get no nerf? Wow. Im going to ask Deltia and Elloa to make videos pooping all over that logic. Does anybody else question the judgment on that call?

    im xbox one player and i do NOT want to see any more nerfs anywere.
    so do not nerf vMSA let it be hard. let it be something we must practice for.
    some people just don't have the patience to work for something anymore it seems
  • CavalierPrime
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    Artjuh90 wrote: »
    pronkg wrote: »
    VMA will never get nerfed Is already confirmed.

    Be patiënt on The monster stuff

    So they nerf it on PC for everyone who's hit the cp cap. But us console peasants with 235 cp get no nerf? Wow. Im going to ask Deltia and Elloa to make videos pooping all over that logic. Does anybody else question the judgment on that call?

    im xbox one player and i do NOT want to see any more nerfs anywere.
    so do not nerf vMSA let it be hard. let it be something we must practice for.
    some people just don't have the patience to work for something anymore it seems

    So do vMSA with cp unspent or pantsless. There is no reason for vMSA to be so difficult. They have admitted its not a balanced instance.
  • Greiver
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    Are sorc or NB "easy" win? Let's leveling alt and do it. JUST DO IT. Don't cry here. I hope ZOS will never nerf vMSA, cause it will be terrible decision.
    And something about Monster set. I have Molag Kena with Impenetrable trait on shoulders and head. And i got 422k result in vMSA. Just go to vMSA and do it.

    The terrible decision was putting VMA in the game while it's broken and unbalanced.
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  • Greiver
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    And this whole monster helm vendor is kind of a joke. It's catering to the pvp people who don't want to run pve content. With Cyrodiil as bad as it is at with the lag and bugs, they should put in a skill vendor too so I can buy Magic det or vigor. But then again we know that won't be an option.
    Edited by Greiver on December 21, 2015 8:53PM
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  • Sharmony
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    If we were to make this new system 100% fair and equal this is what it would look like: You would be able to buy RnG heads where you cannot see the trait or armor type prior to purchase but simply the set on the vendor (this is what it's like in PvE, we choose a dungeon for a set head, it's all RnG from that point onwards). Instead of buying shoulders you would be buying gold keys, no choice on what you get or if you'll even get it, same as in PvE and you would be able to purchase one of these keys per character per day, same as in PvE with gold keys, maybe you get double purchases on weekends like we get WGT and ICP gold keys (2 per these dailies).

    Sadly it probably won't end up like this.
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  • PBpsy
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    PBpsy wrote: »
    I know they've announced a new merchant where you can buy Monster helms and shoulders. Im hoping that merchant can get quick patched into the game right now? For a dps like me who isnt warm, friendly, or sociable, we can't find 3 other players to help us farm these helmets. This merchant and a nerf to vMSA is inevitable so can we push the time table up? Right now when I see a Molag Kena helm, I resent that he was able to find 3 goons to help him farm it. When I see a Maelstrom staff, I resent that person had a sorc or nightblade alt to easy-mode it, while DKs who dont play other classes have to wait for the nerf. ESO is supposed to be a safe space but instead its triggering my anxiety.

    Thank you for reading and I wish you and your family blessings this Christmas season.
    Took me about 3 minutes to figure out that you are just trolling.
    You sir get a 8.5/10 for a job well done.
    I of course had to report you immediately because nobody has the right to troll better than me around here.

    You dont believe a good hearted Christian with a sense of humor and a gaming addiction can just live his life without being accused of trolling? Sir, trolling is a art and I for one am not cut out for such chicanery.

    Hm . Now you are just overdoing it. More subtlety please.

    No sir, the only trolling I do is trolling the Bible for nuggets of Christ's wisdom. I would appreciate it if we could keep to the topic at hand, which is, this thread is for users to express their support for a quick patch monster merchant. We want it right meow!

    Nope. I urge everybody to derail this Derailed on Arrival thread.
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