Our tale began when I made myself an orc stamina nightblade. After looking at the orc passives, I had a dream. A vision! I knew what I had to do. It was a mania; all of my thoughts centered on achieving my goal.
7 pieces of legendary wellfitted gear: -70% sprint cost
As many CP as I could spare into "Sprinter": -22% sprint cost
And for the coup de grace: my awesome orc passive maxed out, for ANOTHER -12% sprint cost!
Total: -104% sprint cost
Feeling:
AMAZING
After gearing up, I cast Retreating Maneuvers, ready to run a full-scale INFINITY MARATHON. Ready, set, GO!
And I ran. I ran like the wind. I was BETTER than the wind. THE WIND WANTED TO BE ME.
And then I looked at my stamina. I blinked. I blinked again.
It was ticking down.
What.
WHAT.

Minus one hundred four percent sprint cost means there should be no sprint cost, ZOS. There should be LESS than no sprint cost, ZOS! Sprinting should REFRESH ME LIKE A DAY AT THE SPA, ZOS.
*falls to knees sobbing; shakes an angry fist at the sky*
ZOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by Saucy_Jack on December 9, 2015 7:39AM ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber!
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