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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?
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Don't need a doctor. If you're suffering from boobs when you're not supposed to have them, then stop eating so much meat, especially chicken, which contain high levels of estrogen.Thrasher91604 wrote: »Agreed. Although I'd prefer a doctor.
Plastic wrapped goods have been known to contain it as well.
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k2blader✭✭✭✭✭Don't worry, your RL manbewbs will compensate for the lack of pixels?
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Knaxia✭✭✭As stupid as it sounds.. it seems it also affects my khajiits.... They do indeed look smaller than they were before.3 -
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Don't need a doctor. If you're suffering from boobs when you're not supposed to have them, then stop eating so much meat, especially chicken, which contain high levels of estrogen.Thrasher91604 wrote: »Agreed. Although I'd prefer a doctor.
Plastic wrapped goods have been known to contain it as well.
I did not know that. Learn something new every day. What should a carnivore like me eat that provides protein that isn't fish or mushrooms?
I have been eating lot of chicken because the Dr said it was better for me than the red meat I usually eat. Plus some vitamins, and a daily 30 minute walk.1 -
Thrasher91604✭✭✭✭✭I think just losing some weight would help me a lot. Me losing weight, that is. More time walking the dog, less time click, click, click.
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✭✭✭Maybe they don't want to make us guys body shamed on our female characters.
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✭✭✭✭✭Patch notes did say they were adjusting armor clipping....did things get a little too nipped and tucked?
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✭✭✭✭✭Got a few guildies also confirming this but also affecting some for their butts.
Well now I gotta log all my toons and check out my girls' boobs and butts. Like some kind of pervy weirdo.Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche5 -
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Don't need a doctor. If you're suffering from boobs when you're not supposed to have them, then stop eating so much meat, especially chicken, which contain high levels of estrogen.Thrasher91604 wrote: »Agreed. Although I'd prefer a doctor.
Plastic wrapped goods have been known to contain it as well.
I did not know that. Learn something new every day. What should a carnivore like me eat that provides protein that isn't fish or mushrooms?
I have been eating lot of chicken because the Dr said it was better for me than the red meat I usually eat. Plus some vitamins, and a daily 30 minute walk.
BUT (BUT BUT BUT!) if you're really concerned about them, talk to a doctor. I spoke to one, had a mammogram (yes, I'm a dude) and it turned out I had gynecomastia (female breast tissue in men). Like a woman, no amount of running or bench pressing or diet was going to make them go away. So I opted for surgery and it's likely the single most confidence-changing thing I've done in my entire life.
TL;DR A surgeon nerfed my man boobs, I now love my life.Edited by CJohnson81 on November 4, 2015 12:49AMHuor Melwasul - Archdemon, The Demons of Light - Warlock, Hufflepuff House - ADXB1 - NAI'm only updating this because we're commenting on a thread about signatures. Give me awesomes!9 -
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Don't need a doctor. If you're suffering from boobs when you're not supposed to have them, then stop eating so much meat, especially chicken, which contain high levels of estrogen.Thrasher91604 wrote: »Agreed. Although I'd prefer a doctor.
Plastic wrapped goods have been known to contain it as well.
Chicken is particularly bad here in Aus for the estrogen additives via the growth hormones they're fed.
Dead cow less so.
It's the feminist conspiracy I tell you!!!!!
(No offence to the ladies out there.)
On topic, my male imperial in medium glass looks more muscular in his chest today after the update on XBox.Edited by Swindy on November 4, 2015 12:52AMII Swindy II
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Nothing wrong with being a pervy weirdo. Being an extremely pervy weirdo in denial, feeling guilty about it and going around accusing people being pervy weirdos is pretty messed up and weird though.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)6 -
Calippe_Hac✭✭Reduce the musculature on males. They are not on steroids.
Give the one breast option to archer females as the Amazon women were reputed to cut off one breast in order to shoot better.
And change the diet of orcs and the undead. They could always eat vegetarian to help save the planet.
And melt those northern snows -- we are in a global warming period (or is it climate change or would that have been climate cooling in Tamriel? (is there a relationship between EST and Tamriel time?)
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✭✭✭Calippe_Hac wrote: »Reduce the musculature on males. They are not on steroids.
Give the one breast option to archer females as the Amazon women were reputed to cut off one breast in order to shoot better.
And change the diet of orcs and the undead. They could always eat vegetarian to help save the planet.
And melt those northern snows -- we are in a global warming period (or is it climate change or would that have been climate cooling in Tamriel? (is there a relationship between EST and Tamriel time?)
Agreed . Must raise "awareness"ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)1 -
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✭✭Seems like someone groused a bit too much,so they un-sexyed all the females.Most other games have boobage,but we dont.Not even a decollage is allowed.4 -
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✭✭✭WhiskeyRiver.AZub17_ESO wrote: »Seems like someone groused a bit too much,so they un-sexyed all the females.Most other games have boobage,but we dont.Not even a decollage is allowed.
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✭✭✭✭✭WhiskeyRiver.AZub17_ESO wrote: »Seems like someone groused a bit too much,so they un-sexyed all the females.Most other games have boobage,but we dont.Not even a decollage is allowed.
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Ryska✭✭✭Chicken is particularly bad here in Aus for the estrogen additives via the growth hormones they're fed.
Dead cow less so.
It's the feminist conspiracy I tell you!!!!!
(No offence to the ladies out there.)
I grew up eating a lot of Australian chicken and I can vouch for the estrogen factor but I am not complaining.
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Swindy✭✭✭Chicken is particularly bad here in Aus for the estrogen additives via the growth hormones they're fed.
Dead cow less so.
It's the feminist conspiracy I tell you!!!!!
(No offence to the ladies out there.)
I grew up eating a lot of Australian chicken and I can vouch for the estrogen factor but I am not complaining.
Glass half full then.II Swindy II
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