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Did ZOS just stealth-nerf my boobs?

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Vicodine
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Seriously, my high-elf templar and dragon knight's boobs seem much, and I mean much smaller :)

Anyone else noticed this ? Or am I just seeing (small) things.
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  • SteveCampsOut
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    I think your vicodin is kicking in....
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  • NateAssassin
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    I always noticed the high elf and imperial boobs seemed larger, now they must be on par with other races for less racism.
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  • Asherons_Call
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    I lol'd at this thread. I wish we had the Jessica rabbit option for bewbage
  • Rook_Master
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    Hmm... maybe I need to inspect my female high elf toon more... closely....
  • NateAssassin
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    Rook_Master wrote: »
    Hmm... maybe I need to inspect my female high elf toon more... closely....
    I am sure Razum-dar can help you. ;)

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  • Gidorick
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    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.
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  • Vicodine
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    Rook_Master wrote: »
    Hmm... maybe I need to inspect my female high elf toon more... closely....

    My GPU driver just crashed after spending the last half-hour on character select and "closely inspecting" the matter.
    Coincidence ? I think not!
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  • vamp_emily
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    omg! I just read the patch notes:
    Fixed the issue with High Elves having larger breasts. Reduced the size by 2.5%.

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  • Vicodine
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.

    That's the thing, still the same gear for the last few months...

    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)
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  • Gidorick
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    I would ask for pics... but then I'd just come off as being a skeevy perv :wink:

    Instead I'll just ask if you've tried different armors. Sometimes the armors have a big impact on a character's proportions.

    That's the thing, still the same gear for the last few months...

    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)

    Interesting. Well... it's possible for sure. They did do the whole cleavage window removal thing so ZOS seems really sensitive to that particular feature on female character models.
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  • Jaronking
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    I just spent the last 5 minutes debating if I should open this or not.I will admit am happy for opening it.I will just like to point out my RedGuard Sorc Boobs are perfectly fine.
  • Reverb
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    This title sure got my attention! What armor are you wearing? I noticed that some drop and IC sets (particularly heavy pieces) lately are all shaped for the male model, even when put on a female character. I wonder if this issue spread to some of the existing sets with yesterday's update.
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  • Necrelios
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Seriously, my high-elf templar and dragon knight's boobs seem much, and I mean much smaller :)

    Anyone else noticed this ? Or am I just seeing (small) things.

    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    HOTFIX THIS NOW!!!!
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  • Necrelios
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    NateAssassin wrote: »
    I always noticed the high elf and imperial boobs seemed larger, now they must be on par with other races for less racism.

    Like khajiit or Argonians perhaps? Some races I can understand the need for having smaller boobs, while others may disagree, but to each their own I suppose :wink:
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  • Vicodine
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    Necrelios wrote: »
    Vicodine wrote: »
    Seriously, my high-elf templar and dragon knight's boobs seem much, and I mean much smaller :)

    Anyone else noticed this ? Or am I just seeing (small) things.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    I wish I had a before shot. Sadly, here's the aftermath.

    Templar:
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    Wearing an Altmer style light Torug's Pact chest piece.

    Dragon Knight:
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    Wearing an Altmer style heavy Torug's Pact chest piece.

    Both "had" the chest portion cranked up all the way to the right, over 9000.
    Edited by Vicodine on November 3, 2015 9:17PM
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  • Gidorick
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    LOL @ the censored eyes.
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  • Spacemonkey
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    Vicodine wrote: »
    Altough the Dragon Knight seems less affected. Again, little nerf to DK, a big one to a templar ! :) And their cup size was comparable before :)

    Templars always get nerfed :(
    Edited by Spacemonkey on November 3, 2015 9:24PM
  • DisgracefulMind
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    My Altmer's breasts look the same as always.
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  • Farorin
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    I hope there was no nerf to boobage, will have to log on with my Nord broad, and my Imperial chick and have a look.
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  • Molag_Crow
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    If this is true, then... damn! :cry: that's the last thing we need.

    The censored eyes made me laugh so hard...
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  • UrQuan
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    Oh, you're asking if ZOS nerfed your characters' boobs... o:)
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  • Ryska
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    Mine are still present, correct, gravity defying and marvelous!
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  • Alucardo
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    I'm sorry to hear about your decreased boob size, and hope its returned to its original standard as soon as possible.

    Sincerely,
    Every guy.
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    Ryska wrote: »
    Mine are still present, correct, gravity defying and marvelous!
    Prove it!
  • Molag_Crow
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    I'm sorry to hear about your decreased boob size, and hope its returned to its original standard as soon as possible.

    Sincerely,
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  • Ryska
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    Prove it!

    *looks down*

    The truth speaks for itself. I have nothing to prove. o:)

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  • Alucardo
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    CrowsDescend wrote: »
    Including Yoda
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    Literally lol'd
  • ZakuBeta
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    I wish ZOS would nerf my boobs. I really shouldn't have any.

    But please leave my toons boobs as they are.
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