Post your best troll tactics!
revonine
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For me if someone dares throw caltrops at us trying to defend their keep? Well buddy I have Defensive Rune I will bunny hop into them every 6 seconds!
Keep it lighthearted guys we're not looking for a**hole of the year.
Keep it lighthearted guys we're not looking for a**hole of the year.
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Conquers✭✭✭✭Someone on ps4 goes to DC enclave and blasts music at max volume to stop people from trying to communicate and find groups
[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Naming & Shaming]Edited by ZOS_Alex on October 30, 2015 3:38PMVR 16 Orc Stamina Dragonknight
We need a loot currency system in this game!
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revonine✭✭✭✭Someoneon ps4 goes to DC enclave and blasts music at max volume to stop people from trying to communicate and find groups
There's always someone on zone chat that's playing loud music, watching TV, has an angry mother or girlfriend, crying baby or has some kinda loud breathing issue xD
[Moderator Note: Edited quote to match moderated version]Edited by ZOS_Alex on October 30, 2015 3:38PM1 -
Conquers✭✭✭✭Someoneon ps4 goes to DC enclave and blasts music at max volume to stop people from trying to communicate and find groups
There's always someone on zone chat that's playing loud music, watching TV, has an angry mother or girlfriend, crying baby or has some kinda loud breathing issue xD
no he does it on purpose and makes sure its terrible music lol
[Moderator Note: Edited quote to match moderated version]Edited by ZOS_Alex on October 30, 2015 3:38PMVR 16 Orc Stamina Dragonknight
We need a loot currency system in this game!
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CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭When I read the subject header I thought you were asking about forum trolls. I was going to answer that for the most part they all use the same tactic.
Your actual question is more interesting.Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion1 -
Winterpsy✭✭✭Dragon leaped into the inner keeps upper terrace during siege. Landed behind the ad emperor. Wrecking blowed him down to the middle of our army. Sadly he died due to the fall damage.
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Asmael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭As a NB, make sure a keep is tagged by placing a siege, firing at a wall below 50%, go in sneak to another location, rinse & repeat. Few guys went mad...
Stay on the edge of Alessia - Sej bridge blocking, wait for someone to charge you, step back, Flame clench. Gotta make sure the slaughterfish gets to eat...
With 10+ guys chasing me, play around rocks and survive as long as you can. Seeing someone going slightly too fast and die of fall damage will never cease to amaze me.
Jukes with Shadow Image has absolute trolling potential of course...
Find a lone guy, and keep using snares then cloak. Good luck walking all the way back to a keep with 40% of your normal speed...
Reach places that you can get to only by using Escape Bolt, and watch people attempting to reach you while /lute.
Make sure someone crosses a river deep enough that you have to swim, then use Encase every few seconds. Had a few nice chats that way.
When you see someone spamming heals in town, attack an innocent, and he'll also have a bounty. Woops.
/Playdead when a zerg is passing nearby, and there are already some dead allies around.
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✭✭✭✭✭My troll tactics are basically the same as for any trash mob. I pull as many as I can, start the timer on my proximity detonation, drop my liquid lightning and thundering presence, proc my Molag Kena and spam Elemental Circle.0 -
revonine✭✭✭✭vaagventje17eb17_ESO wrote: »
He means in the zone channel in the console versions voice chat system.
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revonine✭✭✭✭So many encounters at Alessia Bridge and various keeps we're made hilarious back in my days as a magblade. Flame Reach + Cloak Spam. Anyone not shielded went flying and I usually got half a dozen kills or so before they even started reacting to me lol.
Send em down to us they would say.0 -
revonine✭✭✭✭deadlock007 wrote: »
If a single one of them hovers over your health bar though it's curtains :P Though I've heard it actually does work sometimes lol.0 -
willymchilybily✭✭✭✭guest on a heavily populate single faction server with a friend:
when the old Arena/Portal/Portal repeat stone farmers reach critical mass and are all gathering around the recently vanquished portal chest to loot it, two people throw down [1]shooting star & [1]ice comet into their midst. with a few inevitable detonations on top if you can get the timing right,
can normally do something similar to the molag bal fighters in the center of IC, after they have completed the ful circuit. his death AOE tends to take most of them down to half health. bats and prox det to finish.
Edited by willymchilybily on October 30, 2015 3:33PMPSN - WarpPigeon - Guild: TheSyndicate - EU, Ebonheart PactDragon Knight [Magicka] - 720 - StormproofNight Blade [Magicka] - 720 - StormproofSorcerer [Magicka] - 720 - Flawless ConquerorTemplar [Magicka] - 720 - StormproofDragon Knight [Stamina] - 720 - StormproofNight Blade [Stamina] - 720 - StormproofSorcerer [Stamina] - 7201 -
Ace_of_Destiny✭✭✭✭✭I suggested this to a friend that has a much bigger mean-streak than I do, and he did it...
Go to a newbie area and wait for that inevitable noob asking to "borrow" some gold.
Tell them that you can go to a "moneylender" to borrow some gold if you are below "level x".
They will ask you where they are, just send them someplace and wait for the message asking "where? I don't see him" just keep them running incircles for an hour, or so.
In ESO this would be even easir since there are actual NPCs called "moneylender".
Just send them to one and when they say there is no option to borrow gold just tell them there is a small bug in the game and they maye have to refresh his dialogue a few times....especially greedy noobs will be sending you messages for a very long time bitching that it isn't working.
Sorry for typos...haven't slept and too lazy to proofread.
EQUALIZE ALL PLATFORMS!
IF ONE HAS IT...ALL SHOULD HAVE IT!!
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Van_0S✭✭✭✭✭For me if someone dares throw caltrops at us trying to defend their keep? Well buddy I have Defensive Rune I will bunny hop into them every 6 seconds!
Keep it lighthearted guys we're not looking for a**hole of the year.
I shoot a Ballista to their knee.
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JamilaRaj✭✭✭✭✭
✭My favourite tactics is to demand some ridiculous P2W feature to provoke alergic reaction. But it has not been very successful lately, because my notion of ridiculous P2W feature pales in comparison with what eventually makes it into the game. Besides, players have developed some kind of immunity and are ready to accept anything and liberally give me agrees. Unbelievable.
I will have to design completely new troll vectors from scratch!0 -
Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Pretty much this
Edited by Shunravi on October 30, 2015 3:48PMThis one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!1 -
Sithisvoid✭✭✭✭✭Know the boss in the districts in IC? Yeah I pull him into EVERYONE. Teammates, enemies, friends, acquaintances, no one is safe.Edited by Sithisvoid on October 30, 2015 3:52PM2 -
Slurg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I am planning to download a chat add on and pretend to pickpocket someone next time someone steals a node out from under me or just plain annoys me:
(Credit to: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/227686/i-was-pickpocketed-in-cyrodiil-last-night)
Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
Remembering better days of less RNG in all the things.0 -
CavalierPrime✭✭✭✭I take trolling to a new level. I sit under a bridge and when someone approaches, I demand they pay the toll or I will eat their bones.
I have received 0g so far.1 -
Sithisvoid✭✭✭✭✭CavalierPrime wrote: »I take trolling to a new level. I sit under a bridge and when someone approaches, I demand they pay the toll or I will eat their bones.
I have received 0g so far.
How about keep ganking the enemy on the bridge then message them " pay the troll toll if you want to pass"0 -
CavalierPrime✭✭✭✭Sithisvoid wrote: »
How about keep ganking the enemy on the bridge then message them " pay the troll toll if you want to pass"
Swell idea for pvp but I am a pve player and I cant follow through on my troll threat.
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Ace_of_Destiny✭✭✭✭✭CavalierPrime wrote: »Sithisvoid wrote: »
How about keep ganking the enemy on the bridge then message them " pay the troll toll if you want to pass"
Swell idea for pvp but I am a pve player and I cant follow through on my troll threat.
"RolePlay" it.
EQUALIZE ALL PLATFORMS!
IF ONE HAS IT...ALL SHOULD HAVE IT!!
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Slurg✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭CavalierPrime wrote: »Sithisvoid wrote: »
How about keep ganking the enemy on the bridge then message them " pay the troll toll if you want to pass"
Swell idea for pvp but I am a pve player and I cant follow through on my troll threat.
Aw, I was hoping this might be profitable!
Maybe a troll polymorph would be scary enough to get people pay up. I will /feedback to request one.Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
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✭✭Sithisvoid wrote: »Know the boss in the districts in IC? Yeah I pull him into EVERYONE. Teammates, enemies, friends, acquaintances, no one is safe.
Ah I do the same brother. If I'm in ts I usually say, look at this punk, chaaaaaaarge! Right at that sucker. My guildmates are less than amused.1 -
Dakrana_Thrazvoth✭✭✭✭When an other faction capture a keep, stay hidden inside. Wait. When they repair inner potern, put oil and show them you are here. Let them try to hunt you and troll them for long moment with shadow image.0
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✭I like to do Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions on voice chat in town. Always gets a good laugh from some while infuriates others
Come with me if you want to live.
Grab my hand!!
Get to tha choppa!!!
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KewaG✭✭✭All this troll talk reminded me of a video I saw of SypherPK trolling at Alessia Bridge.
https://youtu.be/lkEp_xlglUQ Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
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✭in big fights zerg vs zerg spamm extended chains on different people and keep running through armies. real zergs are like wtf
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