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Levo18
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Simple question but it bothers me hard.

We See so many chicken ingame but there isnt one single ***. How do they breed?

I know its nothing important but im just curious
  • Artemisshrikes
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    you mean rooster
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  • murmur
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    Levo18 wrote: »
    Simple question but it bothers me hard.

    We See so many chicken ingame but there isnt one single ***. How do they breed?

    I know its nothing important but im just curious

    Magic.
  • Artemisshrikes
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    its the new modern way to say it
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    I always wanted a chicken pet... in the game, not in real life^^
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    Once a year, the guy in the giant rooster costume who runs around Cyrodiil teabagging people visits all of Tamriel and impregnates all the hens.

    It's informally known as Was das Gluckern, or in the common language, What the Cluck.
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  • Molag_Crow
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    Well! err... goats are coming soon, Moonshadow. :smiley:
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  • Artemisshrikes
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Once a year, the guy in the giant rooster costume who runs around Cyrodiil teabagging people visits all of Tamriel and impregnates all the hens.

    It's informally known as Was das Gluckern, or in the common language, What the Cluck.

    I know my next toon name Was das gluckern
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  • Moonshadow66
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    Well! err... goats are coming soon, Moonshadow. :smiley:

    Yeah, goats for sure :) But what about clucks, does anyone know?^^
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  • Moonshadow66
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Once a year, the guy in the giant rooster costume who runs around Cyrodiil teabagging people visits all of Tamriel and impregnates all the hens.

    It's informally known as Was das Gluckern, or in the common language, What the Cluck.

    I cracked up on this comment lol


    (Btw, I have a character named Ray McCluck, my only male character^^ It's not a troll name or something, there's actually a story behind it.. where a chicken is involved xd)
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    Well! err... goats are coming soon, Moonshadow. :smiley:

    Yeah, goats for sure :) But what about clucks, does anyone know?^^

    I don't, sorry clucker. :wink:

    Wait, speaking of clucks.... what is that sound?!
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    Hes got aggro. lol
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    Acrolas wrote: »
    Once a year, the guy in the giant rooster costume who runs around Cyrodiil teabagging people visits all of Tamriel and impregnates all the hens.

    It's informally known as Was das Gluckern, or in the common language, What the Cluck.
    Now I wonder if that's what they meant when they talked about "Animal Husbandry"... :tongue:;)
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    its the new modern way to say it

    Actually it's the American way to say it. Rooster is an American slang term that references the way cockerels roost, which has also spread to Aus and NZ, but they are still officially called Cockerels all over the world. They're technically not even the same thing, Rooster actually refers to an old Cockerel (usually over the one year maturity stage) that has been left to "roost".
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    Beware the phenomena of crowing hens! I actually have one that does that, since I have no roosters...She's not very good at crowing :/
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    I don't think I've ever seen the profanity filter get a thread title before :) It's a bit irritating when it's an entirely valid alternative use for the word. Like the time Jason Leavey got filtered by saying Tally ***! as Cadwell :) [Yes I realise it will do it here as well]
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  • Malmai
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    Levo18 wrote: »
    Simple question but it bothers me hard.

    We See so many chicken ingame but there isnt one single ***. How do they breed?

    I know its nothing important but im just curious

    Next level trol :D
  • Helgi_Skotina
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    Its a game children could play so no *** allowed.
  • Reznique
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    Its a game children could play so no *** allowed.


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    I recon this issue should be addressed directly to ZOS as some people on the forum are asking for ****.
    Shouldn't be too hard, maybe a bonus with Orsinium? ^^
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    Because you kill so many chickens, they have a lot of work to do replenishing the population. They are really tired, leave them alone...
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    OLIVI3R wrote: »
    Its a game children could play so no *** allowed.


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    I recon this issue should be addressed directly to ZOS as some people on the forum are asking for ****.
    Shouldn't be too hard, maybe a bonus with Orsinium? ^^

    oh my

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