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Khajiit & Argonian jokes
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What happens if an argonian and khajiit gets married? They get a 2 for 1 price.
Beat my lame joke with more jokes around khajiits and argonians!
Beat my lame joke with more jokes around khajiits and argonians!
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Asmael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭One's disrespect can only be solved this way...
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."Don't make jokes about people who worship Sithis. For your own well-being.Edited by Asmael on October 19, 2015 11:09AMPC EU - Zahraji of the Void, aka "Kitty", the fluffiest salmon genocider in town.
Poke @AsmaeI (last letter is uppercase "i") on PC EU or Asmael#9325 on Discord and receive a meow today.2 -
Birdovic✭✭✭✭✭What happens if an argonian and khajiit gets married? They get a 2 for 1 price.
Beat my lame joke with more jokes around khajiits and argonians!
As dunmer I liked the Joke theheheAttempt and Thoughts to Overhaul Scaling, Attribute System and Enchantments
Improving the Sorcerer class: Ideas
"We want firing off Dark Exchange in the middle of Combat to feel awesome"1 -
Elektrakosh✭✭✭A Khajiit walks into a bar, he asks the bartender if he has seen his family,
the bartender tells him "You’ll have to look elsewhere"
A Nord, a Redguard and a Khajiit are sitting in a bar, the Nord begins bragging about how his race makes the best warriors.
The Nord bellows the history of his people: We are mighty invaders from Atmora – indeed the line of Ysgramor conquered all of northern Tamriel! We Nords are the greatest warriors.
The Redguard respectfully disagrees, “Nords? You are not the best warriors. We too invaded from over the sea, from Yokuda, carving out a nation of our own on Tamriel. It was us who smashed Orsinium and tamed the might of the Orcs. We are the best warriors in the land”.
The Khajiit tries to describe how Elsweyr has never been conquered but all that comes out is a series of ever more violent coughs before a giant furball is hurled up onto the table. It is so disgusting and dripping in bile that the Nord and the Redguard immediately vomit from the assault on their senses.
“Hahaa”, says the Khajiit, “This one conquered his own stomach! But you have lost the battle with yours. Khajiit is clearly the mightiest warrior!”Edited by Elektrakosh on October 19, 2015 11:53AMArgonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
Altmer Elekwen aka The Pale Lady -Sorceress- Aldmeri Dominion. Vampire Lvl 8
EU/UK. Xbox One.
Gtag: Elektra K Otana.4 -
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"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."5 -
Elektrakosh✭✭✭What do Argonians get for Saturnalia? Beats by Dr. Dres.Argonian Painted-By-Elements -Pure Sorceress- Daggerfall Covenant. V1 I hate recipes!
Altmer Elekwen aka The Pale Lady -Sorceress- Aldmeri Dominion. Vampire Lvl 8
EU/UK. Xbox One.
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GuyNamedSean✭✭✭✭Elektrakosh wrote: »What do Argonians get for Saturnalia? Beats by Dr. Dres.
Alright. You won. I'm not even gonna try to make a joke.Former Guildmaster of the Legion of Mournhold
XBL: GuyNamedSean
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Tyrix✭✭What do you call a virgin Khajiit?
Mint condition.
Lol I can just think of raw jokes. Oughta be the Dunmer in me.0 -
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✭✭Bob: Hey Jeff guess wut
Jeff: Wut ?
Bob: Wanna hear a joke about ESO ?
Jeff: Sure.
Bob: I'm gonna make a magical Khajiit character.
Jeff: HA !
Bob: wanna hear another ?
Jeff: Sure.
Bob: I'm gonna use a Argonian.
Jeff: For what build?
Bob: ANY !
Bob & Jeff: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Seriously ZOS buff up the beast races already. Specialy Argonians.1 -
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ROFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLKronicDecay wrote: »
(2)V16 Dk- stam dps/stam tank/mag dps
(2)V16 Sorc- mag dps/stam dps
(2)V16 nb- stam dps/mag dps
(1)v16 temp- mag tank/mag dps
CP: 610 and counting
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates! Viva la revolutionz0 -
Paazhahdrimaak✭✭✭✭✭This one was from Oblivion
Why do khajiits lick they're butts?
To get the taste of khajiit cooking out of they're mouths.1 -
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✭✭Two dockworkers dragged a dead Khajiit out of Lake Honrich. A Riften Town Guard came to the scene, and muttered, "stupid cat - first he steals a huge rock, and then tries to swim across the lake with it!"1 -
Tyrix✭✭Whats the similarity between a khajiit and an argonian?
Both suit in chains.
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