Khajiit & Argonian jokes

Tyrix

What happens if an argonian and khajiit gets married? They get a 2 for 1 price.

Beat my lame joke with more jokes around khajiits and argonians!

Asmael

One's disrespect can only be solved this way...

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

Don't make jokes about people who worship Sithis. For your own well-being.

Birdovic

Tyrix wrote: »

What happens if an argonian and khajiit gets married? They get a 2 for 1 price.

Beat my lame joke with more jokes around khajiits and argonians!

As dunmer I liked the Joke thehehe

Tyrix

Asmael wrote: »

One's disrespect can only be solved this way...

"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."

Don't make jokes about people who worship Sithis. For your own well-being.

Pfftt. Bring a khajiit/argo joke instead

Keepercraft

Jitterbug

Argonian jokes, hmm...

Like their passives you mean?

Keepercraft

Jitterbug wrote: »

Argonian jokes, hmm...

Like their passives you mean?

Tyrix

Keepercraft wrote: »

Jitterbug wrote: »

Argonian jokes, hmm...

Like their passives you mean?

Lmao, thats the spirit!

Jitterbug

Keepercraft wrote: »

Jitterbug wrote: »

Argonian jokes, hmm...

Like their passives you mean?

I am

Elektrakosh

A Khajiit walks into a bar, he asks the bartender if he has seen his family,
the bartender tells him "You’ll have to look elsewhere"

A Nord, a Redguard and a Khajiit are sitting in a bar, the Nord begins bragging about how his race makes the best warriors.

The Nord bellows the history of his people: We are mighty invaders from Atmora – indeed the line of Ysgramor conquered all of northern Tamriel! We Nords are the greatest warriors.

The Redguard respectfully disagrees, “Nords? You are not the best warriors. We too invaded from over the sea, from Yokuda, carving out a nation of our own on Tamriel. It was us who smashed Orsinium and tamed the might of the Orcs. We are the best warriors in the land”.

The Khajiit tries to describe how Elsweyr has never been conquered but all that comes out is a series of ever more violent coughs before a giant furball is hurled up onto the table. It is so disgusting and dripping in bile that the Nord and the Redguard immediately vomit from the assault on their senses.

“Hahaa”, says the Khajiit, “This one conquered his own stomach! But you have lost the battle with yours. Khajiit is clearly the mightiest warrior!”

Cadbury

Elektrakosh

What do Argonians get for Saturnalia? Beats by Dr. Dres.

Keepercraft

but why not?

GuyNamedSean

Elektrakosh wrote: »

What do Argonians get for Saturnalia? Beats by Dr. Dres.

Alright. You won. I'm not even gonna try to make a joke.

Tyrix

What do you call a virgin Khajiit?

Mint condition.

Lol I can just think of raw jokes. Oughta be the Dunmer in me.

KronicDecay

Keepercraft

Forestd16b14_ESO

Bob: Hey Jeff guess wut
Jeff: Wut ?
Bob: Wanna hear a joke about ESO ?
Jeff: Sure.
Bob: I'm gonna make a magical Khajiit character.
Jeff: HA !
Bob: wanna hear another ?
Jeff: Sure.
Bob: I'm gonna use a Argonian.
Jeff: For what build?
Bob: ANY !
Bob & Jeff: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Seriously ZOS buff up the beast races already. Specialy Argonians.

Vangy

KronicDecay wrote: »

ROFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFLFL

Soulshine

Forestd16b14_ESO

Soulshine wrote: »

Doz thiz meanz wez canz ownz onez.

Paazhahdrimaak

This one was from Oblivion

Why do khajiits lick they're butts?
To get the taste of khajiit cooking out of they're mouths.

AngryNord

Two dockworkers dragged a dead Khajiit out of Lake Honrich. A Riften Town Guard came to the scene, and muttered, "stupid cat - first he steals a huge rock, and then tries to swim across the lake with it!"

Tyrix

Whats the similarity between a khajiit and an argonian?




Both suit in chains.



*dunmer laugh*