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Far in and Far out the WORST part of the update!

AtraisMachina
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Malachite

[mal-uh-kahyt]
noun
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a green mineral, basic copper carbonate, Cu 2 CO 3 (OH) 2, an ore of copper, used for making ornamental articles.

Its like Imperial City came out and everyone forgot English. Since the update I've heard the most ridiculous pronunciations of this real world material. I've heard Malashite (not sarcastically) MalaCHite, and I've even heard malasight lol. Like seriously guys I understand one of the misprononciations but you guys can't just pull an S out of your butt when ever you feel like it! ITS MALAKITE!!!!!

What are some prononciations you've heard?
  • Trikki
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    You can't spell Malachite, the correct spelling for you is...

    O...C...D
  • ontheleftcoast
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    Well this IS Tamriel, not Earth, so maybe in Tamriel it's named for a beverage that Malog Bal drinks, Mala Chai?
  • Prof_Bawbag
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    I'm assuming you intentionally made your title a cluster****? Unless I'm missing an in-house joke.
  • SirAndy
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    What are some prononciations you've heard?
    Malaka Light
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    PS: You misspelled "pronunciations" ...
  • Prof_Bawbag
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    Other than the part s/he copied and pasted from a dictionary, the entire OP is a mess. I mean, I have no issue with people making mistakes, but you do open yourself up to criticism when you yourself are criticising others for how they pronounce or spell something. Take the title for example. It's a mess.

    I've probably made mistakes too. However, I don't go around correcting someone over something insignificant.
  • Mojmir
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    I've been to marakesh
  • Tholian1
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    This is the worst part of the update for you?!

    Wow. Lucky you.
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  • Qyrk
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    How about MA-LA-CHI-TEH :D
  • Kuroinu
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    It's ok, I feel for console players. They have to hear things all day.
  • nimander99
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    lol, I'm glad I dont have a headset... I honestly thought everyone knew how to pronounce that. I'm concerned for our culture :(
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  • Violynne
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    Huh. I pronounce it "ore".

    I guess, after this thread, I shall call it "green ore no one can pronounce".
  • AtraisMachina
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    Violynne wrote: »
    Huh. I pronounce it "ore".

    I guess, after this thread, I shall call it "green ore no one can pronounce".

    Lolz
  • Adryssa_Joneley
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    What was the point of this thread? /rolls eyez and yes.. i added the Z in eyes because.... well... because i just can. Like, why should it bother you people do typos or intentionally rename something? Why should it bother you?
  • Smitch_59
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    Malashite... that's funny.
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  • Altaire
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    What's the greenish quartz crystal, gold is often time found in. I use to remember?
    I'm sure a 'rock monster' out there knows the answer....
  • FluffyMeowington
    I have friends who are native English speakers (unlike myself), who keep using the word "ignot" (rather than "ingot") even after I have corrected them upwards of 10 times. I don't even bother correcting people anymore unless someone is really bordering on illiterate. This is how my maths-teachers at school must have felt :/
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  • Wimbuut
    Have you tried Malacheetah?
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  • Xendyn
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    lol, I'm glad I dont have a headset... I honestly thought everyone knew how to pronounce that. I'm concerned for our culture :(

    You're just now becoming concerned?
    r u evn cing how ppl cant spel a wrd out ne mor?

    Another 2 decades and we'll be back to drawing pictures on cave walls.
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  • PinoZino
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    "Hey, psst, you have some Malaga stuff?"

    It took some time before I realized that ZSO didn't introduce some weird narcotic in the game.
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  • Casdha
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    You guys will jump on somebody for just about anything >:)
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  • likelolwhat
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    Ah, this is why PC is best. We don't have to hear other gamers mispronounce things.

    On the other hand, there are better candidates for "worst part of the update", hmm?
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  • AngryNord
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    Now, how many non-US-citizens know how to pronounce Spokane?
  • Belidos
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Now, how many non-US-citizens know how to pronounce Spokane?

    Well, considering most US Citizens don't even care enough about Spokane to learn to spell it .... :p
  • DerpyShadowz
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    Malashite :D
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  • PinoZino
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    Spelling n*zi

    In essence, in a chatroom context, a person who insists on rectifying the spelling errors of anyone by rephrasing the said line accordingly. To remain faithful to their cause, they must invariably make no spelling mistakes whatsoever of their own, otherwise he/she is engaging in hypocrisy, in turn, looking like an oblivious ***. Further, they justify their cause by asserting that the victims' spelling is "imposible" to read.

    What the prick fails to realise is how needless his/her cause really is, seeing as he/she is perfectly capable of construing the sentence containing the spelling errors sufficiently to be able to rephrase it suitably. Ultimately, he/she incurs embarrassment and looks like a total ***, as a result.

    Source:
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    Prononciation n*zi

    The same as a spelling n*zi but this being is walking around in the ESO-Voice Chat of the PS4.

    Source:
    PinoZino
    Edited by PinoZino on September 22, 2015 7:16AM
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  • I_killed_Vivec
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Now, how many non-US-citizens know how to pronounce Spokane?

    SpoKan - and I claim my prize :)

    Non-US citizens do travel! And Europeans are conscious of the origin of the words we use - Malachite is derived from Greek, so the ch is hard (like school).

    But I'm more concerned about the stealth nerf to Malachite shard drops in the last download. I was getting a shard every other chest, now I rarely see them.

  • Rosveen
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    I was going to say I'll pronounce it /ma'laxit/ from this day on just to annoy pronunciation Nazis, but I realized I'm on PC and never on any voice channels. Shame. Then again, on EU nobody would probably care because most of us aren't native English speakers.
    AngryNord wrote: »
    Now, how many non-US-citizens know how to pronounce Spokane?
    How many non-US citizens know who or what Spokane even is?
  • Paske
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  • Moonshadow66
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    I'm on PC so I don't have voice chat. But Malachite is one of the few words I silently and automatically read like German (which is my own language). Malachit, without the e in the end, and the ch sounds like something got stuck in my throat lol
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  • PinoZino
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    To please AtraisMachina, we should all visit him when he's online and ask if he can deliver...

    a) Malagait
    b) Malastuff
    c) Malakeit
    d) Malascheiße
    e) Mala-Mia
    f) Malagiet
    g) Malazain
    h) Malawhatever

    (pick one of the above)

    ...he would love it.
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