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TOP things to do while in NEW AND IMPROVED Loading Screens

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scratchnsniff
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Lets create a list of the best things to do while waiting for the New Long A** Loading screens.

1. TAKE A "LEAK".

I have leading that 1 loading screen is greater than one Leak.

They call me the magic man.
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  • Teargrants
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    2. Make my own game, with blackjack and hookers.
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  • ThyIronFist
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    3. Die of old age.
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  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    4. Play another game on the side.
    5. Browse the web.
    6. Do dishes or other household chores.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uwfHX4hLcQ

    this is what i do while waiting in the loading screens.
  • Avonna
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    i slowly sip my martini staring at the monitor......thinking..........




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    i slowly sip my martini staring at the monitor.......thinking.........
  • WRX
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    Drinking games.

    Start to chug when you hit the loading screen, stop when you get out. Last one out of the screen has to take a shot.

    Decibel GM

    GLUB GLUB
  • FMonk
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    I've done all of the above things and I'm still in a loading screen. What now?
  • MissBizz
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    WRX wrote: »
    Drinking games.

    Start to chug when you hit the loading screen, stop when you get out. Last one out of the screen has to take a shot.

    How many drinks do you usually keep on hand for the start of the screen? Sounds intense. lol
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    Edited by Publius_Scipio on September 3, 2015 2:25AM
  • Teargrants
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    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?
    POST EQVITEM SEDET ATRA CVRA
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    EP ※ Teargrants ※
    EP ※ Kissgrants ※
    DC ※ Kirsi ※
    ※ Vehemence Council ※
    ※ #JustOutOfRenderRange ※
    ~Teargrants YouTube~
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    Who are you?
  • Teargrants
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    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    Who are you?
    Oh ***, a question!

    *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*
    POST EQVITEM SEDET ATRA CVRA
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    EP ※ Teargrants ※
    EP ※ Kissgrants ※
    DC ※ Kirsi ※
    ※ Vehemence Council ※
    ※ #JustOutOfRenderRange ※
    ~Teargrants YouTube~
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  • redspecter23
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    Look for other games with fewer loading screens. Angry Birds is looking particularly good these days. I'm actually completely locked out of 2 of my toons right now. 8 attempts to log into them and infinite load screens each time. Lucky I have a 3rd toon to play right now.
  • FriedEggSandwich
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    Skin up.
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  • Avonna
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    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    Who are you?
    Oh ***, a question!

    *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

    this entire paragraph made me lmao
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure most of you know how I am going to answer the OP.... EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!

    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    Who are you?
    Oh ***, a question!

    *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*

    http://youtu.be/T89eeyG_ZIQ
  • xaraan
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    This has been worse than skyrim on console. I guess it's elder scrolls tradition to build games that can't load quickly. I've been starting to go take care of small things that need done (made lunch, took dog out, checked mail, clipped nails, took leaks, etc.) all during load screens with time to spare. Loading in and out for a dungeon run takes as long as the run itself sometimes.
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  • Mojmir
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    I rearrange my sock drawer and watch flys ***
  • scratchnsniff
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    Did you hear, ZoS had a press release about starting a sequel to The Elder Scroll Online.

    Its Called.....

    Elder Scrolls Offline
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  • Robbmrp
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    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!
    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    And it was NOT from eating Greek Yogurt.... Now switch arms, your main arm's staring to look a little Popeye'ish..... :p
    Edited by Robbmrp on September 3, 2015 7:23PM
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  • ToRelax
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    A: "Still in load screen"
    B: "Bananas here"
    A: "How many?"
    C: "Many"
    B: "I'm dieing"
    A: "Still in load screen"
    B: "I'm dead"
    A: "I'm there, just can't swap weapon yet"

    A: "We'll just come back"
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Teargrants wrote: »
    Publius_Scipio wrote: »
    EAT A GREEK YOGURT OBVIOUSLY!
    Or actually just do pushups or pull-ups.
    So the secret to BICEPS was infinite load screens?

    And it was NOT from eating Greek Yogurt.... Now switch arms, your main arm's staring to look a little Popeye'ish..... :p

    sicko!
  • Pain In The Axe
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    Drop a nova in the nearest restroom
    LF someone to synergize
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  • danno8
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    Realize I actually don't want to go back through that sewer.

    Cry a little at the thought of having to go through a second loading screen right after the first.
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Pain In The Axe wrote: »
    Drop a nova in the nearest restroom
    LF someone to synergize

    The probiotics in Greek yogurt will keep you regular.
  • Soris
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    I can take these endless loading screens but after every loading screen it resets UI custom scale and it freaks me out :|
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  • Minnesinger
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    Cross fingers you don´t wait in vain. Alt+F4 is my second option after some 5 minutes.
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  • Lord_Bidr
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    Does no one scratch their balls while waiting on the load screen? Am I seriously the only one?
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  • Kas
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    i clean up something around my house. was about time someone took care of my windows and mirrors. gf is so happy now. thanks zos <3
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  • Leandor
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    I do the same as before. Mindlessly stare at the screen and think that an approximate 81.454% of the new player questions are actually answered by the tips on those loading screens.

    Maybe that's the reason for making them last longer?
    Edited by Leandor on September 4, 2015 12:30PM
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