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SERVER CRASH AGAIN?!
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DAMN YOU!!!!Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
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✭✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
...wut?likelolwhat wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:
THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!
Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.
P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.
AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!
Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?
And yes, it was me who gave that response an awesome - for taking my post in the humor that was intended rather than raging
That's because nobody takes grammar nazis seriously lol
Except for Grammar teachers.
I can has teaching license?
Maybe.Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭✭✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
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✭✭✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY
Yeah we've been rickrolled...
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✭✭I thought that I was hacked after correctly entering my login code 5 times, so much relieve to see its only a server crash..PC - EU (AD)Septimus Mezar - Altmer Sorcerer
Septimus Rulanir - Orsimer Templar
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SkylarkAU✭✭✭✭How I imagine Gina must feel today
Edited by SkylarkAU on August 28, 2015 6:39AMSkylärk // v16 Stamina DK (AvA 23)
Elizabeth Skylark // v16 Magicka Sorc (AvA 29)
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✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY
I got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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Bullitt✭I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting0
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Listatta✭still wondering what thread the most post in 3.5 hours? and if this one put it in the dust?0
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So what does that make us?Before I kill you, there is something I must tell you. I am your father's brother's nephew's former roommate.
Absolutely nothing!
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
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Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
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likelolwhat✭✭✭✭What I've been able to find out, is apparently a network device broke in Chicago. This device is a tier 1 network device (tier 1 means it's the top most support device, everything in that network depends on that device, sort of like your brain or heart in your body) Since it's a tier 1 network all the smaller companies (most of the names we are familiar with for ISPs) that connect to it are SOL. Ya know the old adage **** rolls down hill?
They apparently didn't have any replacements on site and it's being shipped in.
The twitter page that of that company:
https://twitter.com/Level3
The outage map from that company:
http://maps.level3.com/default/#.Vd_rkjZRGCr
Repost for great justice
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✭✭✭Septimus_Magna wrote: »I thought that I was hacked after correctly entering my login code 5 times, so much relieve to see its only a server crash..
Not a crash, the server host is experiencing an internet service outage.Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭✭I think the important question here is how many cups of strong coffee will be involved in the making of ESO Live later...
And to all the IT people labouring away in the early hours while your bosses demand you fix a problem unrelated to your technology while also demanding updates every 5 minutes I can only pass on the wise words of my own bosses in similar situations "FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT!, Now lets have a con call to update in 2.3 seconds" (j/k)GM - Malazan
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✭✭✭✭I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting
Just to let you know, the one thing I caught from the wall of text was that you COULD care less. Which means you care. I think you may have meant that you COULDN'T care less.
Didn't bother to read the rest of it, sorry.GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
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✭✭Anyone have any insight as to how long it would take them to "ship" a replacement in like that? I mean, I'm assuming they're not gonna wait overnight for the mail or something. Or would they?Member of the Psijic Order PTS Group0 -
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✭✭✭I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting
Regardless of any reporting or anything you cannot blame Zenimax for this downtime because it isn't their fault. No gaming company can be prepared for something so spontaneous that isn't even happening on their end.Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS
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✭✭✭✭SuraklinPrime wrote: »I think the important question here is how many cups of strong coffee will be involved in the making of ESO Live later...
And to all the IT people labouring away in the early hours while your bosses demand you fix a problem unrelated to your technology while also demanding updates every 5 minutes I can only pass on the wise words of my own bosses in similar situations "FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT!, Now lets have a con call to update in 2.3 seconds" (j/k)
Gina will be bouncing off the wallsGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 501 -
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it's times like this i wonder how people can bother to capitalize correctly, yet not use a single comma or period.Forever looking for that one avatar that no one else has...
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✭✭✭EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf7oA6gTFaA&index=2&list=RDNxSko6vvWGc
I prefer this actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQW3JHQpohA Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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Ace_of_Destiny✭✭✭✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY
HE RICK ROLLED YOU!EQUALIZE ALL PLATFORMS!
IF ONE HAS IT...ALL SHOULD HAVE IT!!
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✭✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting
Regardless of any reporting or anything you cannot blame Zenimax for this downtime because it isn't their fault. No gaming company can be prepared for something so spontaneous that isn't even happening on their end.
Errrr. any company that doesn't have an emergency back up plan, that is kind of their fault. Not the outage in the first place, but having no contingency planning... well...GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
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Auricle✭✭✭✭✭Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY
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likelolwhat✭✭✭✭Ace_of_Destiny wrote: »Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.
You're welcome.
SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY
HE RICK ROLLED YOU!
OH MY GOD I CANNOT UNSEE
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