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I Want to Live in a Brothel

mrdankles
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I don't know about you, but I want an ESO brothel to live in. Invite my friends over for a good time....for gold or merchandise of course. How do these traveling warriors relax? I got it, all the women NPCs you want.
  • Alucardo
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    Considering to avoid legal cases they would have to accept the employ of Argonian females, I'm going to deny your request for a Brothel.
  • Valor
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    And I don't know about living in one, but there's a rather lovely establishment in Ebonheart. They've even got a basement if you're into things of a...rougher nature.
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  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    I want a dark seductive room, where I can rip off and spank delicious argonian hunks with their own tails, while being observed by a group of deliciously sweaty naked bearded nord and orc men, while they do the redguard dance, drink and cheer!


    Yes I'm totally in for your idea OP ....ZOS bring the kink on plskthxbai<3
  • SedoUmbra
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    mrdankles wrote: »
    I don't know about you, but I want an ESO brothel to live in. Invite my friends over for a good time....for gold or merchandise of course. How do these traveling warriors relax? I got it, all the women NPCs you want.

    Go to the inn in Ebonheart. Same thing
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