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Would you like a divorce?

  • Reverb
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Like all other TES games, you're stuck with your choice. At least ESO has polygamy options. Take off the ring, buy a new pledge of Mara from the crown store, marry somebody else.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • waterfairy
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Me and Righty have been together for as long as I can remember.
    I love Lefty...Righty is a dirty *** who gropes other Righties the moment she meets them so I left her long ago for the pure innocence of Lefty. B)

  • Singular
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    doggie wrote: »
    I'm not married yet, the game has barely been out a year how did you guys get married so fast? I'm picky!

    We...we...we met in another game and had a torrid love affair. It was fast, it was crazy and it was everything! So we packed up all our belongings and moved to ESO.

    Where that b***********d left me all alone :(

    And I finally find myself free and happy to love again!

    Give me my divorce! Sign me up lawyers!
    War, give me war, give me war.
  • Thalmor-Nordmaster
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    better to rent a wood chipper... Oh wait you mean in the game.. Why get married in a game ? you want the same ball & chain in your V/R as well? Sadists!
  • Fruitmass
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Till death do you part = Convenient escape clause >:)
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  • Singular
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    Fruitmass wrote: »
    Till death do you part = Convenient escape clause >:)

    So...uhm...where do I find these in-game services?
    War, give me war, give me war.
  • Milktray
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    No, divorce is evil and your ring is forever set
    Bash-ley wrote: »
    ItsMeToo wrote: »
    for free

    Dude, divorce is never free. The person you divorce in eso should be entitled to half your gold plus a monthly payment.

    It'd be more like 'Entitled to half the xp the person earned whilst wearing Mara ring'

    That'd slow down a divorce rate lol
    ZoS please understand everyone thinks and pronounces things differently, so please add to your 'rules' that things get removed if the Mod doesn't actually quite understand phrasing
  • FireCowCommando
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Im not sure if i want a divorce, but thankfully i know for sure my squirrel wants some more nuts.
  • Blutengel
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Can you not just throw your ring away?
    Time for reckless audacity and derring-do!~
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  • MornaBaine
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    Bash-ley wrote: »
    One minute you're all happy with your husband or wife, just completed a group dungeon together, got the bonuses etc. Then he/she has left you, taken half your stuff and your lovely house in Bankorai where she/he lives with their new partner... Now you're renting a rubbish shack in lower Rifton, wondering where you'll get your next Skooma fix.

    You Sir (or Madam) win the forums this morning. You cracked both me and my RL AND Mara'd husband up! :)
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • Asherons_Call
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Getting virtually married to a pixel person is not appealing to me.
  • BambooScramble
    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    Yes. I rushed into marrying a player who likes Cyrodiil and is already v.6. I'm v.2 and just enjoying questing. We are opposite players and now I'm going to start college classes, while he plays everyday - like all day. I get more bonus from my Exploration EXP+ armor traits than playing married.
  • Banky71
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    Yes, I'd like a divorce and have my ring reset
    Getting virtually married to a pixel person is not appealing to me.

    I accept!
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

    gamertag - xbone Banky71
  • jkemmery
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    Squirrels like nuts
    I know someone who has gotten married in ESO like 3 times, so I think it's basically already possible. Just destroy the existing ring of mara that you have, get a new scroll or whatever from the crown store and do it again. That's what I was told.
  • Dahkoht
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    There's always a level 20 Bosmer Female somewhere to replace your 40 something Breton partner............
  • Shimmer
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Singular wrote: »
    How many people's Mara partner just doesn't play anymore? Mine doesn't! I want a divorce!

    My mara partner is my real husband, so....squirrels.
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  • SeptimusDova
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    Squirrels like nuts
    Cheaper to keep Her
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