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We Need A Naked Costume

Paradox
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For many, the burden of armor and silk robes is just too much. Some of us just want to feel the natural breeze between our knees. It's a serious issue plaguing multitudes of players every day, making them suffer extreme chafing and discomfort. I propose that we fix this terrible tragedy and introduce a naked costume immediately.

With the naked costume, players would finally be able to enjoy all the benefits of their uncomfortable armor with all the luxury of being in their undergarments. With only our underwear, we can all finally rest easy knowing that the chafing will be over and our stab wounds will be entirely worth it... It's up to you, ZoS... Only you can stop the chafing.
Edited by Psiion on May 1, 2022 1:21AM
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  • JD2013
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    Um. No.

    And I don't want you to think that I am saying this flippantly or without thought. But - no. Just no.
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  • Banky71
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    Could i still wear my jewlery if i'm naked?
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

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  • Sengra
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    You could ... um ... use the skeleton costume. It doesn't get more naked than that. ;)
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  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    No.

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  • Paradox
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    You know, I think you guys are being really insensitive to the needs of us nudekin and it's really mean. So I think you should just say yes to rampant nudity.
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  • jkemmery
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    Despite this being a Mature rated game, a huge section of the player base is averse to fun, sexy outfits.

    You're beating a dead horse.

    ZOS, I'm sure, has done the market research, consulted with laywers, etc, etc, etc, and have decided that the prudes win the day on this issue.

    You just have to deal with it.
  • Sallington
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    In before male enhancement on the crown store.
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  • Paradox
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    Sallington wrote: »
    In before male enhancement on the crown store.

    Every man needs a bit of a boost at some point in his life. It's a cruel world, where people judge us based on our pointy bits and pixels.
    Edited by Paradox on August 14, 2015 4:37PM
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  • KiraTsukasa
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    If this is what you really want, there are mods for Skyrim.
  • Lightninvash
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    this idea is just the worst.
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    I don't think this type of thing has any added value nor is it of my desire.
    Other than the RP costumes or quest costumes, I'd hope that all players are wearing what fits into gameplay.

    I can't think of any gameplay that aligns with this idea.
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  • Molag_Crow
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    Brilliant idea. Maybe even a bikini for the ladies and guys costume. :trollface:

    Thongs pls
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  • Banky71
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    Paradox wrote: »
    You know, I think you guys are being really insensitive to the needs of us nudekin and it's really mean. So I think you should just say yes to rampant nudity.

    Maybe you are being insensitive to never nudes.
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

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  • CapnPhoton
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    This game is not about that. If you have a fetish for this you can play Final Fantasy or just about any other Japanese game.
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  • Cazzy
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    Mankini.
  • Banky71
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    As long as we have the ability to manscape.
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

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  • Gidorick
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    Don't want to wear armor? Don't wear armor. You shouldn't get the benefits of armor without wearing armor.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
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  • Artfuldodger
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    Brilliant idea. Maybe even a bikini for the ladies and guys costume. :trollface:

    Thongs pls

    Oh lordy, next people will want the mankini.

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  • Cazzy
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    Brilliant idea. Maybe even a bikini for the ladies and guys costume. :trollface:

    Thongs pls

    Oh lordy, next people will want the mankini.

    Did you totally miss my post? :lol:
  • dday3six
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    I could see a use for being able to make armor pieces invisible with dye or a transmog/glamour system.
  • Kammakazi
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    Is it such a crime if I want my character to wear this?

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  • WldKarde
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Don't want to wear armor? Don't wear armor. You shouldn't get the benefits of armor without wearing armor.

    Well said!

    And BTW count me as a NO also
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  • Molag_Crow
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    Lol,
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  • Leandor
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    I applaude you, OP. This is a perfect persiflage on all those request posts creeping up, containing senseless wishes, downright offensive proposals and gamekilling modifications. Sadly, open proclamation of ones opinion on these mostly ridiculous posts is considered harassment. I wish I would have had such a brilliant idea for stating my opinion publicly without being censored, but alas, all that remains is awesoming yours.

    *tips hat in respect*
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    whatever, people are just going to run around naked anyways so why not. Zenimax will be making money off of something you cant go 10 minutes without seeing at least once
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  • Banky71
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    To be fair nudity is within lore.
    If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both.

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  • demendred
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    What we need is to be able to be slavers.
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  • NovaMarx
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    LoL and No. Really NO.

    *sniff sniff* Hmm... I smell troll :trollface:
    Edited by NovaMarx on August 14, 2015 5:45PM
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  • Techlisp
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    Mournhold nudist colony opens 2016 Q3.
    This post will not take you an unusually long time to read.

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  • Rinmaethodain
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    Yes i want a full naked costiume, i want to feel the wind and sea breeze in my hair
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