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What's your totally assanine crazy request for the game ?

  • crytantrevors
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    Support text text for consoles so deaf people can communicate.....
  • newtinmpls
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    So very yes.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Rescorla_ESO
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Ditch the entire Skyrim like RPG system (everything based on Magicka and Stamina) and convert everything over to Oblivion's RPG system.

    No no no..... use the Morrowind system.

    Never actually played Morrowind. How is its RPG system mechanics different than Oblivion's?

  • Ballzy321
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    Actual cool costumes in crown store it's a stretch I know.
  • Sallington
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    Basically anything missing from Morrowind.

    Daggerfall Covenant
    Sallington - Templar - Stormproof - Prefect II
    Cobham - Sorcerer - Stormproof - First Sergeant II
    Shallington - NightBlade - Lieutenant |
    Balmorah - Templar - Sergeant ||
  • Hope499
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    Flying mounts or spells!
    Tripped over my friends bra.....
    ....
    ....
    ..she is always setting booby traps!
  • UrQuan
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?

    This was in respect to nudity - and I saw your response in the age section - you are still too young for some of the wilder stuff...
    I am? I'm almost 40, when do I get to get to the wilder stuff? :p>:)
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • VilhelmValhalla4
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    Jail!

    Player Housing!

    Interactive Environments!

    Layered Armor!

    Features from other TES Games!
  • Itchyness
    Itchyness
    Las Vegas style mini game area where you can bet gold against other players
  • Tolmos
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    No more arbitrary bow range limitations, and no more bow auto-aim. Make it like Skyrim/Oblivion, and let me just shoot the arrow and have it go wherever it goes. If I can arc it in such a way to plink you for 50-60 yards, so be it. If I can't even hit you from 10 feet away, so be it.
  • TeamGizzy
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    Itchyness wrote: »
    Las Vegas style mini game area where you can bet gold against other players

    THIS ONE BETS ALLLL THE SWEET ROLLS
    Baskin Robins always finds out.....
  • Reverb
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    Itchyness wrote: »
    Las Vegas style mini game area where you can bet gold against other players

    Yes, yes, all the thumbs up.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Darlgon
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    To be paid to play it.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Machiavelli
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    Bathrooms. My character has never showered or defecated.
  • ContraTempo
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    Large quadrupedal Khajiit (the kind we never see) as characters, ride-able as mounts. Maybe small quadrupedal Khajiit (which we also never see) as fighting pets (like a scamp is for a sorc).
    ContraTempo
    Carpe DM
    Seize the Dungeon Master


  • nimander99
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    Stop changing systems or saying you are going to change systems that are already great.
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Paradox
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    Race changes.
    Ebonheart Pact
    @iHateReloads
    Tank And Spank - DragonKnight
    I've quit the game until ZoS stops acting like the community are children, and start actually listening to us.
  • BlueGreenMikey
    Definitely housing developments, full suburbs in the unused portions of the map. Complete with a garage for my horse and a man cave to put all my trophies in.
  • firstdecan
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    Bathrooms. My character has never showered or defecated.

    And a change of underpance. It's been two years for some of us beta testers, and it leads to some award moments of silence in dungeons.
  • timborggrenlarsenb16_ESO
    Necromancer class
    Group finder that works
    And full freedom with crafting(no pre made)
    Fare better drops all around the world, an that is worth it.
    Edited by timborggrenlarsenb16_ESO on August 7, 2015 6:50PM
    FFFRRREEEDDDOOOMMM!!!
    - Be Anyone.
    - Do Anything.
    - Go Anywhere.
  • Acrolas
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    Oh, here's a crazy one...

    Those straps designed on all the shields? They go around my forearm instead of floating inches away from it.
    signing off
  • newtinmpls
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    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?
    newtinmpls wrote: »

    This was in respect to nudity - and I saw your response in the age section - you are still too young for some of the wilder stuff...
    UrQuan wrote: »
    I am? I'm almost 40, when do I get to get to the wilder stuff? :p>:)

    <Insert maniacal chuckle here>

    You should be in the 'just warming up' stage about now. I think I was 42 when I started to express more creativity. I think that's all I can say without offending anyone.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Siluen
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    Pleeeaaaaaseeeee let me hide my shoulder armor!
  • Speely
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    Break Free removed from the game; CC immunity duration doubled.
  • Baconfat79
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    Centalized auction house
  • McI
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    I want something that I don't think is too crazy...

    Dark Age of Camelot ( a lot of this game reminds me of that game, ie RvR instead of PvP, etc...) had a feature of guild emblems that you could put on shield and cloaks. Would be nice if we could do that in this game. Also, just being able to dye shields would be nice...
  • Stikato
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    Accurate tooltips
    Mordimus - Stam Sorc
  • Reverb
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    Auction Horse
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • newtinmpls
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    Siluen wrote: »
    Pleeeaaaaaseeeee let me hide my shoulder armor!

    I'd like a "hide" option on ANY bit of armor, not just helmets.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • NovaMarx
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    Housing!! Just give me Hearthfire DLC in ESO form! I want bards, housecarls, stewards, children, pets, livestock, crops, greenhouse, stable! Everything! Oh, and let me build the house out in the world, and together with friends/guild build a little village. Dream Big! :star:
    "Feet are for walking. Hands are for hitting. Or shaking. Or waving. Sometimes for clapping."
    - M'aiq the Liar
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