What's your totally assanine crazy request for the game ?

Rescorla_ESO · August 2015

Ditch the entire Skyrim like RPG system (everything based on Magicka and Stamina) and convert everything over to Oblivion's RPG system.

marco.cuevas.ventob14_ESO · August 2015

Crazy, assining, delusional, insane, nuts....Oh I don't know

howbout have mail be delivered instantly like other MMOs

is that crazy enough?

SturgeHammer · August 2015

marco.cuevas.ventob14_ESO wrote: »

Crazy, assining, delusional, insane, nuts....Oh I don't know

howbout have mail be delivered instantly like other MMOs

is that crazy enough?

New ZOS crown store pitch, "Try new flat rate Crown Shipping Boxes with 12 shipping slots, instant mailing and Zero additional fees! Available now, 100 Crowns for 200 containers."

Moonscythe · August 2015

FilthyMudcrabs wrote: »

Calipers.

and paintbrushes you can build walls with.

I see that Microsoft is finally adding a keyboard for the controller so maybe text chat will follow.

Teiji · August 2015

64bit client.

Preyfar · August 2015

Using skooma as a drug. It can offer a minor boost to stats, but when it wears off you go negative in said stat... until you sweat it out or take another fix. The more you do the worse the withdrawl/sideffects

Kloud · August 2015

Dragon mounts that breath fire that does aoe damage pls

CapnPhoton · August 2015

Machiavelli wrote: »

I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.

Reverb · August 2015

CapnPhoton wrote: »

Machiavelli wrote: »

I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.

Not entirely true. There was nudity in both Arena and Daggerfall. Poor quality, poorly animated nudity, but nudity nonetheless. That said, I don't think it would bring any value to ESO.

Spearshard · August 2015

I want a motif for the ebony armor that was in skyrim, I LOVE that style. Also dual staves

iord_stryker · August 2015

The return of scrolls of Icarian flight and the boots of blinding speed. Imagine cyrodiil when jackasses like me are messing around with these.

UrQuan · August 2015

CapnPhoton wrote: »

Machiavelli wrote: »

I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.

Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?

Eshelmen · August 2015

Mine-

1. Flying mounts
2. PVP Arena Matches
3. Cannons in Cyrodiil
4. PVE faction zones can PvP/raid
5. Player houses with extra storage, and crafting classes that create furniture, posters, etc(FF ARR shined on this one, so did Star Wars Galaxies)
6. An exact replica of WoWs auction house
7. Can request 1 v 1 duels with any player in PVE
8. Guild fights arenas
9. Dragons and evil dudes invading towns and cities (think of Dark Anchors, but more exciting)
10. More community festive activities, like faires and games per the season.
11. *** Zombies survival matches

12. Able to view players gear and achievements

Just a few.

Adryssa_Joneley · August 2015

I want lightsaber weapons :P

Detector · August 2015

The problem is not fixed. Every day I see it in Cyrodiil.

TheBull · August 2015

City territory control.

Valrien · August 2015

Ace_of_Destiny wrote: »

Machiavelli wrote: »

I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

Want nudity?
Just get on google.
Like nudity?
So better online.

Fixed it for you.

Violynne · August 2015

I'd like to see a tentacle-faced cloaked figure sell me things on the side so I can buy a power booster to give to my Senche-Lioness for extra speed and a glowing green entrail coming out the rear.

13igTyme · August 2015

Balanced and useful race passives.

Vis · August 2015

Dragon mounts that can be used in combat.

Soulshine · August 2015

Just one, but it's considered a four letter dirty word... "R A I D"

A real one please.

Sausage · August 2015

Id love to see some flying monsters in Cyrodil, one side could summon to help their alliance. Imagine some Huge Dragon and fighting for your alliance. It could work as another anti-zerg measure too.

Annalyse · August 2015

Savetti wrote: »

Player Housing.

Player Housing.

Player Housing.

Definitely this. With upgrades so that you could add your own crafting stations, and maybe some containers as bank alternatives. And having a garden where you could grow some food items and plants would be pretty nice.

I'd also love to see an auction house. It's okay being a part of trading guilds but it would be so much easier to find what you need if everyone sold items in one place.

Makkir · August 2015

play as you want

Makkir · August 2015

and a button in game that allows you to instantly order a bacon cheeseburger pizza from Dominos.

DragonSamurai360 · August 2015

1. I noticed a lot of players just like to fool around on here. That being said something lore breaking and absolutely stupid to do in a social heavy game like having horses that are made out of squeaky toys.

2. Possibly a blood and gore system that could be purchased as a visual aspect on the players account if the player passes an age check obviously for legal reasons with an added finisher scene in tough PVP fights similar to Skyrim's finishers or fallout's melee vats finishers. Obviously this may cost a lot for the development team as well as for the players in crowns and may need to revamp the whole game with the added thing of having to make it so players who are unable to use due to not passing age requirements are unable to see any gore, dismemberment etc. This may sound rather gruesome of an idea especially in a game like this, but it may make the game slightly more entertaining for those who like extremely violent games or get super happy when you win that tough PVP fight. Maybe even the added benefit of getting emotional watching your fellow soldiers get wiped out or lose a lot of players in a tough PVP fight. This also could be of use for fighting the AI in all those quests you have to do to get to be in shape for PVP, as well for the added entertainment versus the AI.

3. I haven't got very far past level 16 due to constantly changing chars so I don't know if they are already in here. But Akaviri warriors have been mentioned several times in early game especially in one of the loading screens for Stonefalls but in early game they don't seem to appear. Maybe an Akaviri race as well as Akaviri weapons and armor style that would look more similar to Samurai like style just like in Skyrim or Oblivion. Of course this would need to be extra crown store content or an expansion if the devs deem it worthy to look into.

Fruitmass · August 2015

Environmental effects. Strong winds and deep snow hampering movement speed. Sliding on ice and wet rocks. Sandstorms reducing visibility. Standing in water makes you more susceptible to lightning damage.

Contracting diseases from creatures. Not just vampirism and lycanthropy and not limited to a few specific spawns. I want to worry about getting infected with rabies, corpus, rockjoint, ataxia, swamp fever, witbane and so on from any common enemy. Give us more reason to use disease and poison resistance.

New types of maps that let us dive for sunken treasure. Seriously we've got large beautiful bodies of water and they're sadly underutilized.

Dark nights and interior areas like caves, mines and ruins.

Tavern games. Simple mini games that can be played alone or with others like darts, card games, dice games, horseshoes, drinking contests, something like the Spinnerbox game Fable 2 and so on.

Traps. Well placed, elaborate traps that need to be disarmed in a particular order before they can be passed over safely. Allow players to craft and place simple traps with various effects like reduced movement speed, reduced armor, reduced healing, fear trap, stun, elemental DoTs, ect.

The ability to use crafted poisons for something other than killing myself. Such as making them ground targeting grenade like throwables or as weapon coatings.

Wider use for Persuade and intimidate. Expand on the whole crime and punishment thing. Let me persuade the guards to let me go free or intimidate merchants into paying "protection" money. Let me scare or bribe witnesses into not reporting me.

Wider variety of alchemy reagents and effects.

Bard skill tree.

newtinmpls · August 2015

Rescorla_ESO wrote: »

Ditch the entire Skyrim like RPG system (everything based on Magicka and Stamina) and convert everything over to Oblivion's RPG system.

No no no..... use the Morrowind system.

newtinmpls · August 2015

UrQuan wrote: »

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Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?

This was in respect to nudity - and I saw your response in the age section - you are still too young for some of the wilder stuff...

newtinmpls · August 2015

Oh forgot this one (thought of it on my way to work tonight):

Trait change at crafting station; takes double the normal mats for the item and adds/replaces a trait - but at only 1/2 the 'normal' percent chance.

Learning styles somewhat similar to a combination of pages/motifs/research in that IF I have deconstructed say 500 items (i.e. light armor pauldrons) of a certain motif, then I can learn to make an approximation of it - using double normal mats. Will then be subsumed if I learn the 'official' motif version.

Cross faction chat in Cyrodiil, and bonus XP for taunts from a keep wall that include something about elderberries.