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  • Rescorla_ESO
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    Ditch the entire Skyrim like RPG system (everything based on Magicka and Stamina) and convert everything over to Oblivion's RPG system.
  • marco.cuevas.ventob14_ESO
    Crazy, assining, delusional, insane, nuts....Oh I don't know

    howbout have mail be delivered instantly like other MMOs

    is that crazy enough?
  • SturgeHammer
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    Crazy, assining, delusional, insane, nuts....Oh I don't know

    howbout have mail be delivered instantly like other MMOs

    is that crazy enough?

    New ZOS crown store pitch, "Try new flat rate Crown Shipping Boxes with 12 shipping slots, instant mailing and Zero additional fees! Available now, 100 Crowns for 200 containers."
    First-in-Line - Swings-for-Lethal
    Green-Thumb - Scale-Factor
    Hist-Tree-Major - A-Late-One
    Needs-Some-Help - Dead-Last
  • Moonscythe
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    Calipers.

    and paintbrushes you can build walls with.

    I see that Microsoft is finally adding a keyboard for the controller so maybe text chat will follow.
    Scura di Notte - Altmer Nightblade (gear)
    Lalin del Sombra - Bosmer Sorcerer (alchemy/enchanting)
    Angevin Sarkany - Bosmer Dragonknight
    Alkemene Velothi - Dunmer Warden (Morrowind)
    Sanna yos'Phalen - Altmer Sorcerer (provisioning)
    Cosima di Mattina -Altmer Sorcerer
    Naria Andrano - Dunmer Templar
    Luca della Serata - Redguard Templar
  • Teiji
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    64bit client.
    "Serving Boethiah is Freedom, embracing heroism is Liberty, existing solely for noxiphilic sanguivoria is truth." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

    European megaserver Fallout 4

    Loyalist of Boethiah, heroism enthusiast, exposer of secrets, bless'ed of noxiphilic sanguivoria.

    Nerf one grind, two more take its place; hail Gryndra!


    I am a dank memer and satire enthusiast
  • Preyfar
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    Using skooma as a drug. It can offer a minor boost to stats, but when it wears off you go negative in said stat... until you sweat it out or take another fix. The more you do the worse the withdrawl/sideffects
    Edited by Preyfar on August 6, 2015 8:57PM
  • Kloud
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    Dragon mounts that breath fire that does aoe damage pls
    Edited by Kloud on August 6, 2015 9:00PM
  • CapnPhoton
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    I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

    ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.

    Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion
  • Reverb
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    CapnPhoton wrote: »
    I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

    ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.

    Not entirely true. There was nudity in both Arena and Daggerfall. Poor quality, poorly animated nudity, but nudity nonetheless. That said, I don't think it would bring any value to ESO.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Spearshard
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    I want a motif for the ebony armor that was in skyrim, I LOVE that style. Also dual staves
  • iord_stryker
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    The return of scrolls of Icarian flight and the boots of blinding speed. Imagine cyrodiil when jackasses like me are messing around with these.
  • UrQuan
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    CapnPhoton wrote: »
    I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

    ES games have never been about that. There are plenty of other games, and of course real experiences related to that.
    Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Eshelmen
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    Mine-

    1. Flying mounts
    2. PVP Arena Matches
    3. Cannons in Cyrodiil
    4. PVE faction zones can PvP/raid
    5. Player houses with extra storage, and crafting classes that create furniture, posters, etc(FF ARR shined on this one, so did Star Wars Galaxies)
    6. An exact replica of WoWs auction house
    7. Can request 1 v 1 duels with any player in PVE
    8. Guild fights arenas
    9. Dragons and evil dudes invading towns and cities (think of Dark Anchors, but more exciting)
    10. More community festive activities, like faires and games per the season.
    11. *** Zombies survival matches :)
    12. Able to view players gear and achievements

    Just a few.
    Edited by Eshelmen on August 7, 2015 12:26AM
    PC and PS4 EP only player
  • Adryssa_Joneley
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    I want lightsaber weapons :P
  • Detector
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    The problem is not fixed. Every day I see it in Cyrodiil.
  • TheBull
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    City territory control.
  • Valrien
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    I'd request nudity. Mature rating with no nudity seems odd to me. Witcher was rated M, Dragon age is also rated M. GTO are rated M and show nudity. Even Age of conan had its share of nudity.

    Want nudity?
    Just get on google.
    Like nudity?
    So better online.

    Fixed it for you.
    Valrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
    Garahel Dravic -- Level 50 Bosmeri Nightblade (EP)
    Tamriel Unlimited was a mistake. One Tamriel was a bigger mistake
  • Violynne
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    I'd like to see a tentacle-faced cloaked figure sell me things on the side so I can buy a power booster to give to my Senche-Lioness for extra speed and a glowing green entrail coming out the rear.
  • 13igTyme
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    Balanced and useful race passives.
    PS4 | NA | l3igTyme

    Thinking about coming back to play...
  • Vis
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    Dragon mounts that can be used in combat.
    v14 Sorc Vae Exillis
    v14 DK Costs
    v14 NB 'Vis
    v14 Temp Fiat Lux

  • Soulshine
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    Just one, but it's considered a four letter dirty word... "R A I D"

    A real one please.
  • Sausage
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    Id love to see some flying monsters in Cyrodil, one side could summon to help their alliance. Imagine some Huge Dragon and fighting for your alliance. It could work as another anti-zerg measure too.
    Edited by Sausage on August 7, 2015 4:47AM
  • Annalyse
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    Savetti wrote: »
    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.

    Definitely this. With upgrades so that you could add your own crafting stations, and maybe some containers as bank alternatives. And having a garden where you could grow some food items and plants would be pretty nice.

    I'd also love to see an auction house. It's okay being a part of trading guilds but it would be so much easier to find what you need if everyone sold items in one place.
  • Makkir
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    play as you want
  • Makkir
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    and a button in game that allows you to instantly order a bacon cheeseburger pizza from Dominos.
  • DragonSamurai360
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    1. I noticed a lot of players just like to fool around on here. That being said something lore breaking and absolutely stupid to do in a social heavy game like having horses that are made out of squeaky toys.

    2. Possibly a blood and gore system that could be purchased as a visual aspect on the players account if the player passes an age check obviously for legal reasons with an added finisher scene in tough PVP fights similar to Skyrim's finishers or fallout's melee vats finishers. Obviously this may cost a lot for the development team as well as for the players in crowns and may need to revamp the whole game with the added thing of having to make it so players who are unable to use due to not passing age requirements are unable to see any gore, dismemberment etc. This may sound rather gruesome of an idea especially in a game like this, but it may make the game slightly more entertaining for those who like extremely violent games or get super happy when you win that tough PVP fight. Maybe even the added benefit of getting emotional watching your fellow soldiers get wiped out or lose a lot of players in a tough PVP fight. This also could be of use for fighting the AI in all those quests you have to do to get to be in shape for PVP, as well for the added entertainment versus the AI.

    3. I haven't got very far past level 16 due to constantly changing chars so I don't know if they are already in here. But Akaviri warriors have been mentioned several times in early game especially in one of the loading screens for Stonefalls but in early game they don't seem to appear. Maybe an Akaviri race as well as Akaviri weapons and armor style that would look more similar to Samurai like style just like in Skyrim or Oblivion. Of course this would need to be extra crown store content or an expansion if the devs deem it worthy to look into.
  • Fruitmass
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    Environmental effects. Strong winds and deep snow hampering movement speed. Sliding on ice and wet rocks. Sandstorms reducing visibility. Standing in water makes you more susceptible to lightning damage.

    Contracting diseases from creatures. Not just vampirism and lycanthropy and not limited to a few specific spawns. I want to worry about getting infected with rabies, corpus, rockjoint, ataxia, swamp fever, witbane and so on from any common enemy. Give us more reason to use disease and poison resistance.

    New types of maps that let us dive for sunken treasure. Seriously we've got large beautiful bodies of water and they're sadly underutilized.

    Dark nights and interior areas like caves, mines and ruins.

    Tavern games. Simple mini games that can be played alone or with others like darts, card games, dice games, horseshoes, drinking contests, something like the Spinnerbox game Fable 2 and so on.

    Traps. Well placed, elaborate traps that need to be disarmed in a particular order before they can be passed over safely. Allow players to craft and place simple traps with various effects like reduced movement speed, reduced armor, reduced healing, fear trap, stun, elemental DoTs, ect.

    The ability to use crafted poisons for something other than killing myself. Such as making them ground targeting grenade like throwables or as weapon coatings.

    Wider use for Persuade and intimidate. Expand on the whole crime and punishment thing. Let me persuade the guards to let me go free or intimidate merchants into paying "protection" money. Let me scare or bribe witnesses into not reporting me.

    Wider variety of alchemy reagents and effects.

    Bard skill tree.
    Edited by Fruitmass on August 7, 2015 5:52AM
    Beware all ye who log on for here there be typos...
  • newtinmpls
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    Ditch the entire Skyrim like RPG system (everything based on Magicka and Stamina) and convert everything over to Oblivion's RPG system.

    No no no..... use the Morrowind system.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    UrQuan wrote: »
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    Wait... There are real experiences related to that? Why didn't anybody tell me this?!?

    This was in respect to nudity - and I saw your response in the age section - you are still too young for some of the wilder stuff...
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • newtinmpls
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    Oh forgot this one (thought of it on my way to work tonight):

    Trait change at crafting station; takes double the normal mats for the item and adds/replaces a trait - but at only 1/2 the 'normal' percent chance.

    Learning styles somewhat similar to a combination of pages/motifs/research in that IF I have deconstructed say 500 items (i.e. light armor pauldrons) of a certain motif, then I can learn to make an approximation of it - using double normal mats. Will then be subsumed if I learn the 'official' motif version.

    Cross faction chat in Cyrodiil, and bonus XP for taunts from a keep wall that include something about elderberries.
    Edited by newtinmpls on August 7, 2015 8:24AM
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
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