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What's your totally assanine crazy request for the game ?

  • Reverb
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    Calipers.

    M'aiq?
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • renton1x1x1
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    flying sheep

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    and arena

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    Edited by renton1x1x1 on August 6, 2015 7:35PM
    Renton Sc Breton Sorcerer VR14
    Renton Tp Argonian Templar VR14
    Renton Dk Imperial DragonKnight VR14
    Renton Nb Khajiit Nightblade VR10 Vampire

    www.alitheso.com Casual Social EU PvX Guild

    Ebonheart Pact EU PVP Decimation Elite Azura's Star
    The Traveling Merchant
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-GB/discussion/190077/the-traveling-merchant-eu-craglorn-trading-guild

    So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane? - Rimmer - Red Dwarf V - Quarantine
  • Nyghthowler
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    2) Sparkly, attractive vampires.


    I just threw up in my mouth...
    I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !
  • Machiavelli
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    Female characters should probably have boobs when they transform into werewolves. It's a little odd.
  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    Collision detect and friendly fire in PvP with no aoe caps and hard punishment if you kill members of your alliance
  • MakeUcrazY
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    Werebears, Werepigs, Weregoats....dare I.....Weredragons....WERE-EVERYTHING!
  • Machiavelli
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    Should be able to pickpocket players. As well as being able to steal from banks. Probably also be able to steal mounts from the stables.
  • RazielWolf88
    An ability to grow and cultivate herbs and reagents
  • milkbox
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    The "Levitate" spell from Morrowind.
  • Kuroinu
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    MakeUcrazY wrote: »
    Werebears, Werepigs, Weregoats....dare I.....Weredragons....WERE-EVERYTHING!

    https://youtu.be/-mxx4Qf1-Xc?t=1m14s
  • Gidorick
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    LOL. Check my signature. Just about all of my ideas are crazy. :lol:

    Pretty much all that I want for ESO are things I believe would benefit ESO so I can't say any of them are asinine.

    If I had to come up with one to fit these parameters... I would have to say for all the other continents to be fully realized in a seamless open world that wraps all of Nirn so a player can start in Daggerfall, walk east across Tamriel, board a ship, cross the ocean, arrive on Akavir, cross that land, get in another ship and arrive back in Daggerfall... all without loading!

    That's crazy, asinine, and entirely unrealistic! :relaxed:
    Edited by Gidorick on August 6, 2015 6:24PM
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • TeamGizzy
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    LOL. Check my signature. Pretty much all of my ideas are crazy. :lol:

    Pretty much all that I want for ESO are things I believe would benefit ESO so I can't say any of them are asinine. So if I had to come up with one to fit these parameters... I would have to say for all the other continents to be fully realized in a seamless open world that wraps all of Nirn so a player be in Daggerfall, walk east across Tamriel, board a ship, cross the ocean, arrive on Akavir, cross that land, get in another ship and arrive back in Daggerfall.

    That's crazy, asinine, and entirely unrealistic! :relaxed:

    You sir, need to be committed

    Or commended
    Baskin Robins always finds out.....
  • Acrolas
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    I'd remove most of the random NPC banter from Silver and Gold so I don't have somebody in Auridon commending me for something I did in Glenumbra.

    Or an NPC fan club. So that somebody in Auridon can commend me for something I did in Glenumbra.

    Either one. I'm not picky.
    signing off
  • Gidorick
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    TeamGizzy wrote: »
    Gidorick wrote: »
    LOL. Check my signature. Pretty much all of my ideas are crazy. :lol:

    Pretty much all that I want for ESO are things I believe would benefit ESO so I can't say any of them are asinine. So if I had to come up with one to fit these parameters... I would have to say for all the other continents to be fully realized in a seamless open world that wraps all of Nirn so a player be in Daggerfall, walk east across Tamriel, board a ship, cross the ocean, arrive on Akavir, cross that land, get in another ship and arrive back in Daggerfall.

    That's crazy, asinine, and entirely unrealistic! :relaxed:

    You sir, need to be committed

    Or commended

    Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe. :lol:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Milktray
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    Threads about Text Chat to be instantly deleted ;-)
    ZoS please understand everyone thinks and pronounces things differently, so please add to your 'rules' that things get removed if the Mod doesn't actually quite understand phrasing
  • Savetti
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    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.
  • Ace_of_Destiny
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    Here is a "totally assinine & crazy idea for the game"....

    How about the Game Devs actually respond to questions from the players?
    And I don't mean questions like; "Will we ever be able to take fish off the fishracks around the game world?".
    Honest to God!
    THAT question was picked on ESO Live to be answered when they had THOUSANDS of console players asking about...um..."that thing which shall not be named". ;)
    EQUALIZE ALL PLATFORMS!
    IF ONE HAS IT...ALL SHOULD HAVE IT!
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    I don't care what platform it is on...an MMORPG without Text Chat is NOT an MMORPG!
  • UrQuan
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    Female characters should probably have boobs when they transform into werewolves. It's a little odd.
    They probably should, but the real question is how many should they have? I mean, do they get the number that a wolf has, or the number that a human has?
    Caius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)
    Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)
    Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • newtinmpls
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    TeamGizzy wrote: »

    Lol. I don't know how quite to explain this to you ...but the more marriage =the less real life nudity

    If that's the case...

    You are doing it wrong...
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • waterfairy
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    A toggle to hide each armor piece.
  • Machiavelli
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Female characters should probably have boobs when they transform into werewolves. It's a little odd.
    They probably should, but the real question is how many should they have? I mean, do they get the number that a wolf has, or the number that a human has?

    The more the merrier. Most werewolf art, movies, games, etc. depict them with two, but six is perfectly okay. They just shouldn't look exactly like the male version.
    Edited by Machiavelli on August 6, 2015 7:30PM
  • Machiavelli
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    TeamGizzy wrote: »

    Lol. I don't know how quite to explain this to you ...but the more marriage =the less real life nudity

    If that's the case...

    You are doing it wrong...

    Yes, millions of people are doing it wrong.
  • Tholian1
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    A crystal blue princess pony... Oh wait.
    Edited by Tholian1 on August 6, 2015 7:40PM
    PS4 Pro NA
  • Psychobunni
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    An Archer/Hunter class (yes, I'm aware anyone can equip a bow, totally not the same thing)

    Housing not connected to the crown store in any way/shape/form

    Barber not connected to the crown store in any way/shape/form

    Token system of guaranteed rewards for x amount of effort (PVE)

    Gear worth putting in the effort for

    Pre- 1.6 enchanting hireling values (1 per account)

    All dye colors obtainable by both a a PVE or PVP feat, or sold in the crown store, or even better manufactured by players

    Fixed dye system. If I want all black, then I want all black...not some brown un-dyeable sections

    Less Grandma armor for high ranked female characters (not anime near nekkid, just not Grandma up to my chin)

    Female Costume designers (the black dress makes my toons fatter, bigger bewbs but I'm a cow, wth is that?)

    More UI options (yes, I know "some" are coming)

    Better trading system (doesn't have to be an AH)

    Holiday-ish Events

    Hide Armor individually

    Better guild functionality

    Ability to hide players "cosmetic " junk pets

    Ofc, fixed bugs and lag issues


    That will do for a start ;)

    If options weren't necessary, and everyone played the same way, no one would use addons. Fix the UI!

  • Bromburak
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    Savetti wrote: »
    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.
    Player Housing.

    Yes, a nice looting zone for thief skills.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    Adults only red light districts. >:)

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2540+
  • SturgeHammer
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    Araxleon wrote: »
    Kill Streaks
    5 Detect Life 500 ft for 3 min
    10 Wolf Pack
    15 Deadric Portal Weapon Pod
    20 Deadric Dragon
    25 1000 Exploding baby guars.

    @ZOS_BrianWheeler can we have deadric portal weapons please? That actually sounds awesome.

    EDIT 1: Also, I've posted about this before, the concept of a "siege altar". Portable alters that can be purchased with AP at which you channel a single massive AOE spell that deals high damage to players and structures.

    EDIT 2: How about new siege weapons with activated synergies, like a spider egg cannon. Enemies hit by the blast become covered in spider eggs, which a nearby friendly player can activate to hatch spiders.
    Edited by SturgeHammer on August 6, 2015 8:22PM
    First-in-Line - Swings-for-Lethal
    Green-Thumb - Scale-Factor
    Hist-Tree-Major - A-Late-One
    Needs-Some-Help - Dead-Last
  • Pyrocyborg
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    - Combat music : not those damn boring drums.

    - Children : where are they?

    - Lag free Cyrodill : :smile:
  • redspecter23
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    - Add a Cadwell's Platinum zone which would send you back to your own faction and zones would be V11 - V15 so we have some content for those levels without actually having to code new content. Ideally we'd have all sorts of new content but that's just not the case. This is a rather simple upscaling.

    It also sees players adventuring in their own faction at end game and creates more options on where to level up instead of being forced into Cyrodiil (pvp), Imperial CIty (pvp) or Craglorn (forced grouping) to gain xp.

    The new improvements to public dungeon xp could also be enjoyed by players all the way up to cap instead of hitting a dead stop at V10 (the current highest level public dungeon)
  • Yukonjack
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    Just an Auction House, that's all :)
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