Best/worst/funniest/weirdest thing heard on console from area voice chat?

CapnPhoton · July 2015

tinythinker wrote: »

CapnPhoton wrote: »

Stop leaving your ___do on the couch. I don't wanna see that crap when I sit down here.

Fill in the blank. Yes I really did hear it.

Yeah, no one wants to deal with Playdo on the couch. What if that person had sat on it?

If it had only been that, then I wouldn't have the words etched in my mind...

revonine · July 2015

Panth141 wrote: »

I posted this before, but it absolutely killed me...

Defending a farm in Cyro, massively outnumbered and trying to hold them back... then I hear a thick Nord accent shout 'Victory or Sovngarde' and run to his death amidst the red zerg.

I'm voting this, it's too good not too.

Azalin76 · July 2015

I walked by a guy standing next to the wall in an inn and he was snoring sooooo loud

Psychobunni · July 2015

Lynx7386 wrote: »

Middle of the crafting area in elden root, there's a bunch of guys (all male voices) cybersexing with their female characters... creepiest thing ever.

*Since pc launch our teenagers have wanted to play ESO too, but we simply weren't investing in that many pc's capable, we had considered console, this thread solved that.

xerasia · July 2015

Psychobunni wrote: »

Lynx7386 wrote: »

Middle of the crafting area in elden root, there's a bunch of guys (all male voices) cybersexing with their female characters... creepiest thing ever.

*Since pc launch our teenagers have wanted to play ESO too, but we simply weren't investing in that many pc's capable, we had considered console, this thread solved that.

Yeah, there's good and bad about it. But the racism, cruel chirping, sexism, and vulgarity is pretty prevalent and pretty disgusting. There's a ton of humor and good folks but when it's bad, it's pretty freakin' bad.

One of the funnier things I've heard was a khajiit sitting on the corner soliciting for gold, telling this elaborate sob story about how his khajiit got mixed up in the skooma trade, lost his family, his home, and his tail, and was trying to beg money for a new tail and a new start on life. It was funny and well done - the guy made some money!

cerf · July 2015

I was in an area once and someone's mic started screeching REALLY loud and it started echoing in their own mic over and over again. When it stopped I heard someone yell "GOD DAMN" and I couldn't stop laughing for a little while...