OzJohnD wrote: »

tinythinker wrote: »

Anything that particularly stuck out to you?

*mind boggles*

You could hear that?

All you hear when you go to Vampire Spawn....

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
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I had a guy in Waywest one time, he was standing over a wall. Probably a 30 foot drop. With a whole crowd trying to talk him down. Then he jumped and everyone cheered.

All I ever hear is people eating. Or feedback from their television. & music. The only actual "chat" I ever hear is when people argue with their significant other.

Stop leaving your ___do on the couch. I don't wanna see that crap when I sit down here.

Fill in the blank. Yes I really did hear it.

OzJohnD wrote: »

snoring at a crafting table

Ps4? Heard that too

CapnPhoton wrote: »

Stop leaving your ___do on the couch. I don't wanna see that crap when I sit down here.

Fill in the blank. Yes I really did hear it.

Yeah, no one wants to deal with Playdo on the couch. What if that person had sat on it?

I was in PvP and I told someone not to go and attack this one enemy from aldermi (the enemy was just standing there, looked like an obvious lure). The guy responded "I got this" the moment he came out of stealth and attacked that lone player, well 4 appeared and he died.

"I will pay someone $5,000 to bite me!" "I'll sell you a bite!" "I will pay you $10,000 if you don't bite him" "You got yourself a deal" "WTF!" lol

Korah_Eaglecry wrote: »

People playing pornography, or screaming about doing things to them that cant be described here.

The unfortunate part is that its harder to pick out whos the culprit when youre in a busy Social Area with multiple people speaking or doing something to cause their Mics to go off. Even worse when its multiple people behaving this way.

Yeah, on PC you can figure out who has an open mic on TS3 or whatever you use. Some funny/weird stuff pops up that way, too.

Had guy stood in grotwood telling people he was a former emperor and the crafted helmet he was wear was the crown, he was doing this for 30min.

The creepiest thing was again grotwood was two blocks on semi naked female toons singing "like a virgin"

Someone yelling 'it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!" While wild horses is playing in the background.

Best: Silence , Worst: Silence , Funniest: Silence , Weirdest: Silence

A couple weeks after the console versions released, I logged into the PS4 version.

After roaming around a little, I did the area voice chat in Daggerfall. Walked around going "Hello? Heellllooooo?" After about 20 minutes I heard someone mumbling to themselves.

Them: "Hmm... mmhmm... mumblemumblemumble yea that's right... there we go... mumblemumble"
Me: "Hello?"
Them: "Mumblemumbl- ... ... 'ello?"
Me: "AHA! A PERSON!"
Them: "... yup."
Me: "So... how do you like PS4 version?"
Them: "... it's 'kay. I guess. Never tried PC."
Me: "You're the first person I've talked to on voice chat! I was just testing to see if it worked."
Them: "Yea... most people are in their own parties so it's usually quiet here."
Me: "Cool... yea... *awkward silence* Well, thanks for helping me test voice!"
Them: "Yup."
Me: "Um... bye?"
Them: "Yup."

Ahh... yea. I don't miss console version at all lol.

Divinius wrote: »

While I'd never want to actually play on a console, I almost want to buy a copy of a console version just to experience the hilarity of the voice chat...

I keep trying to search YouTube etc. for any ESO area chat recordings that people have made, but I'm not finding much. I wish some people could link audio examples of the comedic gold that the area chat apparently is...

Hmmm that's a really good idea.

Middle of the crafting area in elden root, there's a bunch of guys (all male voices) cybersexing with their female characters... creepiest thing ever.