Were missing a key ingredient in the food sector.

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Epona222 · July 2015

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-33378014

(The title of the article only mentions sun cream, but scroll down for the bit about bacon).

Chaos0720 · July 2015

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

Epona222 · July 2015

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

I have a pet pig, and no-one is coming near it with a fork.... just saying

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

Chaos0720 · July 2015

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

Epona222 · July 2015

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Cuyler · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

I wonder if

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

I wonder if epona has the only bacon producing pig in tamriel

.. hand over the Pig epona... hand over Chris. P. Bacon and nobody gets hurt.

Epona222 · July 2015

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Chaos0720 · July 2015

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

I wonder if

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

I wonder if epona has the only bacon producing pig in tamriel .. hand over the Pig epona... hand over Chris. P. Bacon and nobody gets hurt.

Woah woah woah woah.... I never agreed to the "nobody gets hurt" part.

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

girl after my own heart

Chaos0720 · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Um... Amurka? XD

BaconMagic · July 2015

Agreed. Bacon please.

Epona222 · July 2015

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Um... Amurka? XD

Anywhere where 'full English' isn't the go to breakfast option

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

@BaconMagic .... welcome.. you belong in this thread .. bacon lovers of tamriel need to make a unified stand and demand bacon of all varietys

Cuyler · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

Epona222 · July 2015

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

Epona222 · July 2015

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

What?

You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak. If I can't stand my spoon up in my tea it's not a proper breakfast

Chaos0720 · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

What?

You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak. If I can't stand my spoon up in my tea it's not a proper breakfast

English people don't eat breakfast... it's called brunch.... gosh.

freespirit · July 2015

There is a quest in Daggerfall where you have to find a guy's pig, I believe the pig is called Glutton.....

His owner believes an untimely fate may have befallen him.....

The quest is called 'Swine Thief' I think.

Epona222 · July 2015

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

What?

You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak. If I can't stand my spoon up in my tea it's not a proper breakfast

English people don't eat breakfast... it's called brunch.... gosh.

Only if you don't have a job and can eat between 10 and 11, otherwise trust me it is breakfast.

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

What?

You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak.

WOOOW @Epona222 youre missing out.. you've never heard of twinings English breakfast variety tea.. I advise you research and purchase some immediately tomorrow morning.. then report back here with your approval and delight... its amazing

Epona222 · July 2015

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Cuyler wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Chaos0720 wrote: »

Gulug-Ra wrote: »

Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

@Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

2 countries divided by breakfast.

Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now

If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

Let me think:
Bacon
Eggs
Sausages
Mushrooms
Beans
Fried tomatoes
Black pudding
Fried slice and/or toast

... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here

You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

What?

You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak.

WOOOW @Epona222 youre missing out.. you've never heard of twinings English breakfast variety tea.. I advise you research and purchase some immediately tomorrow morning.. then report back here with your approval and delight... its amazing

No it isn't, it's tea for people who don't really like tea that much. If you want to discuss Assam, we may have something to talk about.

Epona222 · July 2015

Twinings English Breakfast Tea is what hotels with a large non-tea-loving clientele provide.

It's like a 'beginner tea'.

WhiteCoatSyndrome · July 2015

I wonder what kind of bacon would come off those glow-in-the-dark Daggerbacks in Craglorn. Would the meat glow too?

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

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I love tea.. especially this tea with a fry up .. assams ok I suppose.. despise earl grey

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

Epona222 · July 2015

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

I wonder what kind of bacon would come off those glow-in-the-dark Daggerbacks in Craglorn. Would the meat glow too?

Glow in the dark bacon may be of some benefit when trying to cook on those winter days where it doesn't properly get light until 10am!

Gulug-Ra · July 2015

id expect it would be similar to bacon youd find in the darkest reaches of Scotland @WhiteCoatSyndrome