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Gulug-Ra
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Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..
  • Epona222
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-33378014

    (The title of the article only mentions sun cream, but scroll down for the bit about bacon).
    Edited by Epona222 on July 6, 2015 8:18PM
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  • Chaos0720
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    Gulug-Ra wrote: »
    Of all the foods ive found.. im still yet to find BACONNN.. this leads me to believe there is no bacon.. if this is indeed the case someone needs a kick up the backside, how can my characters be expected to fight off hordes of undead without bacon..

    Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

    You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?
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    Chaos0720 wrote: »

    Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

    You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

    I have a pet pig, and no-one is coming near it with a fork.... just saying
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  • Gulug-Ra
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    Chaos0720 wrote: »

    Maybe pigs don't exist in tamriel? I'm probably wrong, but I have yet to see a pig. No pig = no bacon. If there are pigs, then maybe there is a shortage... lol.

    You could always fry up some orc rump... close to bacon right?

    ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me
  • Chaos0720
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    Gulug-Ra wrote: »

    ahh there are pigs in malobal tor chaos... but alas.. the tasty bacon eludes me

    I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

    @Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha
  • Epona222
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    Chaos0720 wrote: »

    I haven't reached that place so the pig haven eludes me.

    @Epona222 ... you have to sleep at some point.... mwahahahahaha

    The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o
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  • Cuyler
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

    Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*
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  • Gulug-Ra
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    I wonder if
    Epona222 wrote: »

    The idea that my poor pig is alone in Tamriel with you lot hovering over it with bbq sauce when I log off for the night is... disturbing. O_o

    I wonder if epona has the only bacon producing pig in tamriel :open_mouth: .. hand over the Pig epona... hand over Chris. P. Bacon and nobody gets hurt.
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    Cuyler wrote: »

    Isn't there a pig pen in Glenumbra? You're pig may be safe for a little while @Epona222 .......*lurks in shadows with maple syrup and pancakes ready*

    See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

    2 countries divided by breakfast.
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  • Chaos0720
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    Gulug-Ra wrote: »
    I wonder if
    I wonder if epona has the only bacon producing pig in tamriel :open_mouth: .. hand over the Pig epona... hand over Chris. P. Bacon and nobody gets hurt.

    Woah woah woah woah.... I never agreed to the "nobody gets hurt" part.
  • Gulug-Ra
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

    2 countries divided by breakfast.

    girl after my own heart

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    Epona222 wrote: »

    See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

    2 countries divided by breakfast.

    Um... Amurka? XD
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    Agreed. Bacon please.
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    Chaos0720 wrote: »

    Um... Amurka? XD

    Anywhere where 'full English' isn't the go to breakfast option ;)
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  • Gulug-Ra
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    @BaconMagic .... welcome.. you belong in this thread .. bacon lovers of tamriel need to make a unified stand and demand bacon of all varietys
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    See now I know you're a wrong'un - the only proper place for bacon is as part of a full English.

    2 countries divided by breakfast.

    Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now ;)
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  • Epona222
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    Cuyler wrote: »

    Well with you at the ready, we may be waiting awhile for the fry-up...I wouldn't expect eggs and other assorted meats to hold all day now ;)

    If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

    Let me think:
    Bacon
    Eggs
    Sausages
    Mushrooms
    Beans
    Fried tomatoes
    Black pudding
    Fried slice and/or toast


    ... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here :D
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Gulug-Ra
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    If I find myself at the local greasy spoon tomorrow morning looking for a good fry up I will blame you lot for putting the idea in my head.

    Let me think:
    Bacon
    Eggs
    Sausages
    Mushrooms
    Beans
    Fried tomatoes
    Black pudding
    Fried slice and/or toast


    ... and people wonder why we have an obesity problem here :D

    You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

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    Gulug-Ra wrote: »

    You forgot to mention English breakfast tea @Epona222

    What?

    You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak. If I can't stand my spoon up in my tea it's not a proper breakfast ;)
    Edited by Epona222 on July 6, 2015 8:59PM
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Chaos0720
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    What?

    You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak. If I can't stand my spoon up in my tea it's not a proper breakfast ;)

    English people don't eat breakfast... it's called brunch.... gosh.
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    There is a quest in Daggerfall where you have to find a guy's pig, I believe the pig is called Glutton.....

    His owner believes an untimely fate may have befallen him.....

    The quest is called 'Swine Thief' I think. :)
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  • Epona222
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    Chaos0720 wrote: »

    English people don't eat breakfast... it's called brunch.... gosh.

    Only if you don't have a job and can eat between 10 and 11, otherwise trust me it is breakfast.
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Gulug-Ra
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    Epona222 wrote: »

    What?

    You can't be English, surely no-one here refers to "English Breakfast Tea", it is just "Breakfast Tea". And it's horribly weak.

    WOOOW @Epona222 youre missing out.. you've never heard of twinings English breakfast variety tea.. I advise you research and purchase some immediately tomorrow morning.. then report back here with your approval and delight... its amazing
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    Gulug-Ra wrote: »

    WOOOW @Epona222 youre missing out.. you've never heard of twinings English breakfast variety tea.. I advise you research and purchase some immediately tomorrow morning.. then report back here with your approval and delight... its amazing

    No it isn't, it's tea for people who don't really like tea that much. If you want to discuss Assam, we may have something to talk about.
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
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    Twinings English Breakfast Tea is what hotels with a large non-tea-loving clientele provide.

    It's like a 'beginner tea'.
    Edited by Epona222 on July 6, 2015 9:05PM
    GM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC

    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    I wonder what kind of bacon would come off those glow-in-the-dark Daggerbacks in Craglorn. Would the meat glow too?
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  • Gulug-Ra
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    I love tea.. especially this tea with a fry up .. assams ok I suppose.. despise earl grey
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  • Epona222
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    I wonder what kind of bacon would come off those glow-in-the-dark Daggerbacks in Craglorn. Would the meat glow too?

    Glow in the dark bacon may be of some benefit when trying to cook on those winter days where it doesn't properly get light until 10am!
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    Epona was a Romano-Celtic goddess dating back to around 1800 to 2000 years before computer games were invented.
  • Gulug-Ra
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    id expect it would be similar to bacon youd find in the darkest reaches of Scotland @WhiteCoatSyndrome
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