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Traditional Monday Natch Potes Thread

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  • Awe
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    What are Natch notes?
  • anitajoneb17_ESO
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    They've been renamed, actually. Now it's SooNotes.
  • SantieClaws
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    At least there are enough of us here that still care about the Natch Potes..

    Please, please let there be a fix for that quest in The Rift with the missing interactable - and now also missing the shelf that the interactable is supposed to be on.
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  • Alphashado
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    Patch notes!
    Patch notes?
    Patch notes!?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TrD7F1FXc

    PATCH NOTES!!
    Edited by Alphashado on June 1, 2015 12:11PM
  • Knaxia
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    @Alphashado Don't you mean Natch Potes?
  • Faunter
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    Knaxia wrote: »
    @Alphashado Don't you mean Natch Potes?

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  • daemonios
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    Knaxia wrote: »
    @Alphashado Don't you mean Natch Potes?

    Oh, it appears I've made a mistake. I came here because I thought someone was giving away free Pat Notches. :confused:
  • Haxnschwammer
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    The rapture is near! The chosen Consoleros will ascend to paradise and leave the dirty peasants behind!

    But to be serious, I think there will be a huge update with many fixes to have a smooth console launch.
    Could be wrong but, well, hope dies last... And I hope PC crowd will benefit from those fixes...
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  • Ffastyl
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    I've got to go to sleep, but someone, please, re-post this image directly after a mod/dev replies to this thread.
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  • SantieClaws
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    I'm half expecting something alone the lines of:

    Slightly adjusted the shine on a khajiits little toe claw so that it balances with all the other claws.

    Columbine was spawning too frequently. So we fixed it. Columbine is now a rare drop from dark anchor generals only.

    Made the drunk in The Rosy Lion even more annoying. Player feedback suggested he wasn't annoying enough.
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  • Epona222
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    daemonios wrote: »
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    That is the cutest thing I have seen in forever!
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    Faunter wrote: »
    Knaxia wrote: »
    @Alphashado Don't you mean Natch Potes?

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    That is the most horrendous thing I have seen in forever
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  • WolfingHour
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    The anticipation grows.

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    9000+
  • Farorin
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    I'm half expecting something alone the lines of:

    Slightly adjusted the shine on a khajiits little toe claw so that it balances with all the other claws.

    Columbine was spawning too frequently. So we fixed it. Columbine is now a rare drop from dark anchor generals only.

    Made the drunk in The Rosy Lion even more annoying. Player feedback suggested he wasn't annoying enough.

    Half expecting? isn't this like... the current standard for natch potes?
  • traigusb14_ESO2
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    2.0.10

    -All patch notes will 100% conform with the "-" leader bullet standard.
    -There will always be at least 2 notes in every patch.

  • Deome
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    "The children were tucked all neat in their chairs, while their hopes for soon patch notes dropped like pulled hair."
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  • Deome
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    You were just WAITING for me to get impatient, weren't you?

    Also, considering it took five seasons of the show for winter to finally come, that doesn't inspire confidence.

    Deome
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    Deome wrote: »
    Also, considering it took five seasons of the show for winter to finally come, that doesn't inspire confidence.

    Ahhh hahahahahaha +1 :D
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  • Deome
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    The "brace yourself" tiled logo on his chausses is a nice touch.
    Deome
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  • retyler3_ESO
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    Now that is freaking hilarious! :D
  • retyler3_ESO
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    Deome wrote: »
    The "brace yourself" tiled logo on his chausses is a nice touch.

    Or it could me a lot of changes. Nah. :)
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno this was requested to be done by @Ffastyl so here you go

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    Wonderful, was looking for this

    Really enjoying Gina's first meme, thank goodness it gives more hope than "soon". Haha
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  • Yinmaigao
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    I just pee'd myself a little bit.
  • Nifty2g
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    These patch notes better not be a bitter disappointment
    #MOREORBS
  • P3ZZL3
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    Just for fun and games @ZOS_GinaBruno if you took the total number of items on the patch notes, how many would be "+" and how many would be "-" ??? :dizzy:

    i.e.
    • 13 items are +/Positive
    • 12 Items are -/Negative
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  • Deome
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    Nifty2g wrote: »
    These patch notes better not be a bitter disappointment

    Is there such a thing as a sweet disappointment?
    Deome
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