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Can we haz patch notes 2.0.5?

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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I admit, the only reason why I go into this thread is for the Memes.

    That's the only reason these threads exist :) We know the notes won't come any faster.

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  • ChampionSheWolf
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Dev teams usually don't post patch notes in advance to avoid tipping off people when potential exploits and other bugs that weren't public knowledge. Or causing mass panic induced binges that cause other disastrous things to the servers. I usually find it amusing when game communities actually seem offended by that idea or notion. Not to mention they wait to make sure the patch is successful to.
    Edited by ChampionSheWolf on April 13, 2015 2:39PM
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  • Soulshine
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Although it hasn't been stated here, the estimated time for the server to come back is 12pm

    Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. Not sure why this rolls every week other than people get bored and want to see new memes. It won't get you notes.
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    OMG I cant stop crying here. You guys/gals are cracking me up
  • MissBizz
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Although it hasn't been stated here, the estimated time for the server to come back is 12pm

    Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. Not sure why this rolls every week other than people get bored and want to see new memes. It won't get you notes.
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    I admit, the only reason why I go into this thread is for the Memes.

    That's the only reason these threads exist :) We know the notes won't come any faster.

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  • Soulshine
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Dev teams usually don't post patch notes in advance to avoid tipping off people when potential exploits and other bugs that weren't public knowledge. Or causing mass panic induced binges that cause other disastrous things to the servers. I usually find it amusing when game communities actually seem offended by that idea or notion. Not to mention they wait to make sure the patch is successful to.

    Not offended. Pointing out that threads like this won't get you what you want. As for other games, I do play several and they do post them well in advance of downtime. But that is not the case here, so I wouldn't get in a tissy, meme or otherwise, over not getting them.
  • Cuyler
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    Go back to your laketown you shall receive patch notes SOON

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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Although it hasn't been stated here, the estimated time for the server to come back is 12pm

    Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. Not sure why this rolls every week other than people get bored and want to see new memes. It won't get you notes.

    Threads like this are just a way to help relieve the boredom of server maintenance. And because we know @ZOS_GinaBruno will post in them with us to enjoy the fun.
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  • SantieClaws
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    Is someone smart enough to combine a GoT meme and a patch notes meme? Something like 'Patch Notes are Coming'. I could do it at home but at work with no image editing software, no will to live, no delicious bacon etc.
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  • Soulshine
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Soulshine wrote: »
    Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

    Although it hasn't been stated here, the estimated time for the server to come back is 12pm

    Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway. Not sure why this rolls every week other than people get bored and want to see new memes. It won't get you notes.

    Threads like this are just a way to help relieve the boredom of server maintenance. And because we know @ZOS_GinaBruno will post in them with us to enjoy the fun.

    I believe that was already stated.
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    Panda244 wrote: »
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    I just imagine @ZOS_GinaBruno patch monday's go a little like this:
    1. Sunday night, spend 2-3 hours gathering memes to respond with.
    2. Get up, go to work on your Guar, log onto go rum and see the patch notes request thread
    3. Go down to the developer's corner "Where are the patch notes? When will it be done" She asks
    4. "It's the same thing we do every night pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... I mean when it's done, like you ask every week, when it's done" a developer replies
    5. Gina goes back to her desk, unsatisfied with the reply, scrys the future using a tattered edition of the Daggerfall game manual and spinning the septim replica that came with the oblivion collectors edition.
    6. Selects the most appropriate MEME to reply with, "SOON"
    7. developers do their job there is a whole bunch patching, notes are delivered via goblin servant, which has been much more effective than the scamp who would tear thrm up and burn them, requiring hours of careful restoration
    8. The patch notes are proof read while inside the moth enclosure set up beside the community leaders desks, ensuring that ZOS doesn't have another blinding accident like the last time they wrote the patch notes on a piece of aether.
    9. Patch notes are carefully typed and written as sung in bardic tone, formating is done be the tone and starting new stanzas as Dragonspeak auto writes, posting it on the forums.
    10. a bunch other stuff that's probably important, but since it doesn't involve patch notes we'll gloss over them.

    Awesome write-up... this definitely provides new insight to the whole process. Thanks a lot for the guide! ;):D.
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    Is someone smart enough to combine a GoT meme and a patch notes meme? Something like 'Patch Notes are Coming'. I could do it at home but at work with no image editing software, no will to live, no delicious bacon etc.

    @MissBizz did do a GOT meme early involving nerfs but not one to do with patch notes specifically. Maybe someone will post one at some point though
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  • P3ZZL3
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    Gina right now in here office.....


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    Meanwhile downstairs in the server room applying the new patches:

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    Edited by P3ZZL3 on April 13, 2015 2:48PM
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    I do bid a farewell to the Cyrodill Delves.. R.I.P
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    Is someone smart enough to combine a GoT meme and a patch notes meme? Something like 'Patch Notes are Coming'. I could do it at home but at work with no image editing software, no will to live, no delicious bacon etc.

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  • ChampionSheWolf
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Not offended. Pointing out that threads like this won't get you what you want. As for other games, I do play several and they do post them well in advance of downtime. But that is not the case here, so I wouldn't get in a tissy, meme or otherwise, over not getting them.

    I play quite a few games to, and many don't post them until the maintenance is over.
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  • Soulshine
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Not offended. Pointing out that threads like this won't get you what you want. As for other games, I do play several and they do post them well in advance of downtime. But that is not the case here, so I wouldn't get in a tissy, meme or otherwise, over not getting them.

    I play quite a few games to, and many don't post them until the maintenance is over.

    Cool. And the ones I play do. So what? As I said, doesn't matter ---- HERE you wont get them. meme away.
    Edited by Soulshine on April 13, 2015 2:53PM
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    See what you did there, we can.
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    Is someone smart enough to combine a GoT meme and a patch notes meme? Something like 'Patch Notes are Coming'. I could do it at home but at work with no image editing software, no will to live, no delicious bacon etc.

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    Bravo! You read my mind :)
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  • P3ZZL3
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    I think we all know it will take a little longer than normal as there is a new mount coming to the Crown Store :)

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  • MissBizz
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    P3ZZL3 wrote: »
    I think we all know it will take a little longer than normal as there is a new mount coming to the Crown Store :)

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    Maybe. We might also be able to dismount it!
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Soulshine wrote: »
    Not offended. Pointing out that threads like this won't get you what you want. As for other games, I do play several and they do post them well in advance of downtime. But that is not the case here, so I wouldn't get in a tissy, meme or otherwise, over not getting them.

    I play quite a few games to, and many don't post them until the maintenance is over.

    Cool. And the ones I play do. So what? As I said, doesn't matter ---- HERE you wont get them. meme away.

    So what?

    So all of us viewing the thread(except for you) have what we want from the thread.

    So all of the meme posters in the thread(except for you) have what they want from the thread.

    So sorry the validation you are looking for is not here.....
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