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Patch Notes!

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  • Gyudan
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    Wololo.
  • Stumkrav
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    5-8h before you can read them.
  • stabswithjello
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    seriously though patchnotes?
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    excited people getting excited
    Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! - Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!
  • AlexDougherty
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    Stumkrav wrote: »
    5-8h before you can read them.

    More if you post an annoying cartoon :sunglasses:
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
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    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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    Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! - Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!
  • Dracane
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    I want patchnotes :(
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    Magnus is my mind.

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  • Marthenil
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    Oh my god, I was literally thinking the same thing when watching the forums.
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    Still, Patch Notes?!
  • Lorkhan
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    https://youtube.com/watch?v=P-8v-_kaZ38
    Edited by Lorkhan on January 27, 2015 1:30PM
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    Edited by Leeric on January 27, 2015 1:30PM
  • AngryNord
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    Dracane wrote: »
    I want patchnotes :(

    It'll be "soon" until it's "any minute" and then "finishing up" and then they can be expected about an hour after...
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Dracane wrote: »
    I want patchnotes :(

    It'll be "soon" until it's "any minute" and then "finishing up" and then they can be expected about an hour after...

    I might loose my self control this time, if this happens :D
    Auri-El is my lord,
    Trinimac is my shield,
    Magnus is my mind.

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    ShadowHvo wrote: »
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    lmao, this is fabulous :)

    You have won the internet today.
    Edited by Alphashado on January 27, 2015 2:25PM
  • PSLAnimal
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
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    I don't get it. Why the photo of an elderly Hawkeye Pierce?
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  • MornaBaine
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    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are going to have plenty of time to look them over when you start downloading the patch. Probably would be true if you were even on the same LAN as the servers.
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    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

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    Someone said 4:37. They were wrong.
    GIEF ZE NOTES PLZ ZOS T.T
  • AngryNord
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    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What? You expect ZOS to do anything that makes sense??
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What? You expect ZOS to do anything that makes sense??

    Damn. You have me there.
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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    and people said reading would die a slow death in the future.

    well not by me, im ready bring me the 100 pages of notes, im not going to sleep today
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    edit- my gif is not good enough for the standard set in this thread.... I'll be back though.
    Edited by TheBull on January 27, 2015 2:52PM
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    Fissh wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

    I don't think bovine reproduction is relevant.
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    ShadowHvo wrote: »
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    awesome!!

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    Someone needs to give @ShadowHvo another star next to his name for this.

    Thank you for the laugh c:
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    Patch Notes up HERE!
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  • Marthenil
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    BBSooner wrote: »
    Fissh wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

    I don't think bovine reproduction is relevant.

    I think it's a parable on stamina and patience.
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    Communication with its playerbase has always been slow with this company.. I believe its the games biggest flaw and most frustrating......
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    Gyudan wrote: »
    Patch Notes up HERE!

    Too obvious.
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  • Marthenil
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    Gyudan wrote: »
    Patch Notes up HERE!

    FTFY
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