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RIP Bambi
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Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I used to hide between the deer and rocks to gank people because people always avoid the deer and get funneled to me. This has ruined my build and I am outraged and unsubing and smashing my computer so that it will fit in my furnace when I try to set it on fire later.
WHY ZOS WHYYYYYY!!!! Oh and fix the lag please.
Oh and please don't delete Phyart the dog.Edited by Armitas on January 12, 2015 7:48PMRetired.
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✭I used to hide between the deer and rocks to gank people because people always avoid the deer and get funneled to me. This has ruined my build and I am outraged and unsubing and smashing my computer so that it will fit in my furnace when I try to set it on fire later.
YES EXACTLY AND I USED TO USE DEER FOR SNIPE COVER TOO. BS.Edited by Cathexis on January 12, 2015 7:46PMTome of Alteration Magic I - Reality is an Ancient Dwemer Construct: Everything You Need to Know About FPS
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/520903/tomb-of-fps-alteration-magic-everything-you-need-to-know-about-fps
Tome of Alteration Magic II - The Manual of the Deceiver: A Beginner's Guide to Thieving
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/462509/tome-of-alteration-mastery-ii-the-decievers-manual-thieving-guide-for-new-characters
Ultrawide ESO Adventure Screenshots - 7680 x 1080 Resolution
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/505262/adventures-in-ultra-ultrawide-an-ongoing-series0 -
Eglath✭✭✭All those forum threads about lag, and it turns out that those evil deers were cause of all things bad in cyro! Finally ZOS discovered a culprit behind lags, bugs, exploits and block-casting! Oh wait torchbugs were causing block-casting, my bad.
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Armitas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I will never be able to say "Ohhh Dearrr" in TS when someone kills a deer. They have gone too far!Edited by Armitas on January 12, 2015 8:01PMRetired.
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morvegil✭✭✭✭They nerfed deer? LOLLo'ke
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Columba✭✭✭✭✭
✭Death to Bamlag and Lagbugs! Lol. One good outcome, when a group of us are sneaking across a field some halfwit won't open fire on deer anymore, revealing our position.2 -
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✭✭✭✭OK, this is it. Time to cancel my sub. I bought this game specifically based on my experiences with deer in the beta and now I feel horribly screwed over.
Mark my words, the removal of deer is the first step on the road to F2P!
EDIT: added 'of'Edited by Lava_Croft on January 12, 2015 11:32PM9 -
Aoe_Barbecue✭✭✭✭✭Meanwhile, back at my place:
Have no worries, wayfarers of Tamriel. The deer are now within us all.7 -
Huntler✭✭✭✭✭
✭Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »Meanwhile, back at my place:
Have no worries, wayfarers of Tamriel. The deer are now within us all.
I point you to my post in another thread timestamped 2 minutes before yours: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/145867/the-coup-de-grace#latest
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AnteCoyote✭✭✭At least I won't accidentally shield charge a deer when fighting open field, I guess?Aldmeri Dominion -J'Ualizz - Siphons-Spirits - S'Renrij - Byz Only Sweeps - Winds-Roots
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Kikazaru✭✭✭✭✭
✭No! How dare you! How am I going to entertain the people with my trusty 'Lena's Wand of Finding' now? :L
You'll be missed the flying deers of Cyrodiil.Mizaru
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tengri✭✭✭✭✭Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »
Other way around.
Will be laughing my ass off when this will not improve anything at all...
Poor Bambi!
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✭I knew I shouldn't have made that bug report
Pegasus deer in Cyrodil
Now my MLP:FIM/ESO crossover fanfic will never become canon ;-;1 -
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✭Sooooooooooooo anybody played PvP last night?
How was the lag?August Palatine Davadin Bloodstrake - Nord Dragon Knight - PC NA - Gray Host
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Beerbill✭✭✭I can't believe this is true, I mean if you guys are willing to kill immersion in order to reduce lag (band aid fix for a broken arm), just remove the sky, the trees, rocks, forts and npcs and just let us fight in a white and huge triangle of nothing with 60+ fps2 -
Dreyloch✭✭✭✭✭horseearthartb16_ESO wrote: »The deer were spies anyway.
Yesssss, Tricksy Hobbitsiz! Dresssing up like deer to fool us precious! Fool us they have! Spies! All of them!! /coughing...Golum...Golum!Edited by Dreyloch on January 13, 2015 5:31PM"The fear of Death, is often worse than death itself"1 -
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✭Princess_Asgari wrote: »This will surely make Snu happy! @hammayolettuce
Yay! Now I don't have to keep unfriending people for killing deer!♥ Snü (Magicka DK) ♥ Thnu (Stamplar) ♥ Pizza for Breakfast (Magplar) ♥ Sparklefingers (Magicka Sorc) ♥♥ Bean and Cheese Burrito (Magicka DK) ♥ Snurrito (Stamplar) ♥DARFAL COVANT2 -
AaronMB✭✭✭It's probably good that there aren't children anywhere to be seen. Everyone knows they cause lag.Edited by AaronMB on January 13, 2015 7:22PM1
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Hughezy✭✭✭hammayolettuce wrote: »Princess_Asgari wrote: »This will surely make Snu happy! @hammayolettuce
Yay! Now I don't have to keep unfriending people for killing deer!
What about the ones outside of cyrodill
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Jaxsun✭✭✭✭I can't believe this is true, I mean if you guys are willing to kill immersion in order to reduce lag (band aid fix for a broken arm), just remove the sky, the trees, rocks, forts and npcs and just let us fight in a white and huge triangle of nothing with 60+ fps
Like this?
http://http://youtu.be/AGZiLMGdCE0
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