RIP Bambi

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FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS

Alliance War
General
In an effort to help reduce server strain tracking the multitude of monsters within Cyrodiil, the deer have fled to greener pastures with less blood on their hooves. Torchbugs have joined them…with less blood on their little feet obviously.
Pancake Tragedy - Sorcerer
  • Wreuntzylla
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    Wow. That guy with the overpowered video is going to rage mindlessly.
  • Fruitdog
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    I wish they'd do that with all non-alliance affiliated NPCs.
  • Huntler
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    Lol.... I'd lose it if this actually has a noticeable change in lag conditions.
  • Asgari
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    This will surely make Snu happy! @hammayolettuce‌
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  • treborrealb14_ESO
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    Im amazed that the deer population was target as the cause of all the issue's in Cyrodiil. Trees dropping leaves watch out your next on hit list!
  • Ghostbane
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    MAH DEAR.
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    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
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  • WebBull
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    This is funny. Deer causing lag.
  • sKorcheD
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    No more critical charging Bambi :( Sad day indeed.
    Larrdok - Pact
    Filthy Barbarian
  • Ghostbane
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    Frankly, my deer, I don't give a damn.
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    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
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  • EskimoBrother
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    This will surely make Snu happy! @hammayolettuce‌
    Exactly what I thought. I think snu was behind this


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  • KBKB
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    Or they could roll back some changes from 1.3....
  • k1llorbek1lled
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    has anyone seen a floating deer yet LOL? or a deer that just shoots up into the sky like its going to space for no reason!!!! hahaha

    or how about a deer in a tree? ... lol ZoS
    stop the zerging
  • Meilinka
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    The deer were spies anyway.
  • Ghostbane
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    Deer Zos,

    If this fixes/improves lag, I'll be incredibly impressed/horrified.
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    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
    AD :: Ghostbane [50], yer ma [43], Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 2.0 [18], robotic baby legs [18]EP :: Wee Mad Arthur [50], avast ye buttcrackz [49], Sir Horace Foghorn [27], Brother Ballbag [24], Scatman John [16]DC :: W T B Waffles [36], Morale Boost [30], W T F Waffles [17], Ghostbanë [15]RIPAD :: Sir Humphrey Winterbottom 1.0 [20]
    Addons
  • gw2only1b14_ESO
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    has anyone seen a floating deer yet LOL? or a deer that just shoots up into the sky like its going to space for no reason!!!! hahaha

    or how about a deer in a tree? ... lol ZoS

    Or one that can snipe and roll in and outta rocks .....
  • Sallington
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    Ghostbane wrote: »
    Deer Zos,

    If this fixes/improves lag, I'll be incredibly impressed/horrified.

    I don't see how this could affect FPS in sieges in any significant way. Random running around and traveling maybe.

    Who knows though. Who knows.
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  • Triston
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    Killing lag one paper cut at a time!
  • Asgari
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    Removing bambi is like removing road debris in DayZ. Its an FPS band-aid.
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  • LonePirate
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    I can't help but think this change is a "grasping at straws" type of solution to the performance issues in Cyrodiil.
  • FMonk
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    Meanwhile, the purge bug still hasn't been fixed....
  • Lord_Draevan
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    ZOS killed all the deer?!?!?!? :open_mouth:

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  • Ahdora
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    They didn't kill them, they relocated them to greener pastures! Where... PvE'ers can kill them instead...
    Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP
  • Warraxx
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS

    Alliance War
    General
    In an effort to help reduce server strain, we've removed everything. Enjoy fast-paced pvp in a totally void white space with no annoying hills, rocks, sky, grass, buildings...
    Edited by Warraxx on January 12, 2015 7:20PM
  • Sotha_Sil
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    bambi.jpg
    We will miss you...
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  • DDuke
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    Here's a sneak peek to 1.5.9 patch notes:

    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS


    Alliance War
    General
    • In order to reduce lag, we have removed one of the three factions from Cyrodiil.
  • Roechacca
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    That's the most cacamamy b****** ridiculous *** on a ****** I've ever ******* WAT ?
  • Sotha_Sil
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    FIXES & IMPROVEMENTS


    Alliance War
    General
    • In order to reduce lag, we have removed the Imperial City from Cyrodiil

    oh wait...

    Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! - Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them!
  • DDuke
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    Seriously though, why can't they just shut down Cyrodiil entirely for a month and get better servers?

    Making an already uninteresting & dull area even more uninteresting & dull isn't the answer imo.

    If they have to remove deer/animals from Cyrodiil to get better performance, how do you think they'll ever add anything new in there (unless it's instanced)?
    Edited by DDuke on January 12, 2015 7:34PM
  • Cathexis
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    WTF THE DEER WERE AN IMPORTANT PART OF MY BUILD THAT WAS FREE BOLT ESCAPE LIFE/MANA/STAMINA REGEN WITH CONSUMING TRAP.

    EDIT I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS YOU HIT A PATCH OF 6 DEER THATS INSTANT 54% LIFE/MANA/STAM.

    WTF RAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
    Edited by Cathexis on January 12, 2015 7:37PM
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  • Soris
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    Dem deers and torchbugs... Do the right thing and convert them into food buffs ZoS, c'mooon!
    Welkynd [Templar/AD/EU]
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